When will you next have sex?

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
days	13
hours	12
never ever again	11
weeks	9
months	9
years	2
minutes	0

― sad man in him room (milo z), Thursday, 13 November 2008 19:48 (seventeen years ago)

sad man in him room

― some doobie brother (max), Thursday, 13 November 2008 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

Most likely this weekend.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 13 November 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

Figuring Saturday.

― Lower GI Joe (libcrypt), Thursday, 13 November 2008 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

I misread that as 'fingering Saturday'.

― Can't you read fish? (Michael White), Thursday, 13 November 2008 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

there is no way to know this

― some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Thursday, 13 November 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

Can't talk - busy.

― Can't you read fish? (Michael White), Thursday, 13 November 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― gabbneb, Thursday, 13 November 2008 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

excellent, albeit depressing, question

― regrets not putting a bit more of an effort into that whole " (unregistered), Thursday, 13 November 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

fo' real

― fuck buddy" thing (unregistered), Thursday, 13 November 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

This thread justifies the pr0n thread

― Log Doubt (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 14 November 2008 02:50 (seventeen years ago)

looking forward to at least one vote for never ever again

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Friday, 14 November 2008 02:52 (seventeen years ago)

People have to return and say "I was right" or "I was wrong" about your estimates.

― Mark G, Friday, 14 November 2008 11:30 (seventeen years ago)

13 hours from now.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 14 November 2008 13:43 (seventeen years ago)

Dammit, apparently not for a week and then I'll be out of town for two more days...

― sad man in him room (milo z), Friday, 14 November 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

I'm going to be pessimistic/realistic and vote "years"

― snoball, Friday, 14 November 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

where's the "seconds from genital contact" option?

― Funky Buddha Lounge (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 14 November 2008 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

^^^braggin 2008

― undiscovered cuntry (Rubyredd), Friday, 14 November 2008 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

Houston, we have genital contact.

― sad man in him room (milo z), Friday, 14 November 2008 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

friday night was not the right time to ask this question- lots of distortion to be expected from the norm.

― darraghmac, Friday, 14 November 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

People have to return and say "I was right" or "I was wrong" about your estimates.

I was right.

― Tuomas, Monday, 17 November 2008 13:56 (seventeen years ago)

I was wrong, but it was nice to be wrong.

― Pashmina, Monday, 17 November 2008 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

i ruined this poll by choosing a patently wrong answer

― ketchup dood (harbl), Monday, 17 November 2008 14:32 (seventeen years ago)

me too. Cicumstances. (Thought we'd be celebratin')

― Mark G, Monday, 17 November 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

People have to return and say "I was right" or "I was wrong" about your estimates.

We fell asleep!

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 17 November 2008 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

I was wrong, yay.

― sad man in him room (milo z), Monday, 17 November 2008 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

Where is "I am having sex right now" option?

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 17 November 2008 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

As much as you love ILX, posting here isn't the same as having sex with it.

― Tuomas, Monday, 17 November 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

I was right. Unfortunately I voted "years".

― snoball, Monday, 17 November 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

I won't know if I was right or wrong until... well, until I'm dead!

― Carrot Kate (Masonic Boom), Monday, 17 November 2008 22:22 (seventeen years ago)

this is the saddest thing I have ever voted on

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

I would've voted differently in this two weeks ago.

― BODY PROP (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

I am never having sex again in my life, I don't think.

After my recent breakup, I've had virtually no sex drive, and I've never been the type to sleep wit someone I'm not dating.
And I don't think I'm going to date anyone ever again. I can't handle it. I'm not good at it, I'm never going to be able to handle another breakup. I don't see the point.

― ian, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

i really do hate dating

― omar little, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

I don't even LIKE sex.
It makes me too uncomfortable and self-concious.

I don't like dating because I don't like most people. There are maybe 4 people I am close to in the real, non-ILX world. Most people I can't maintain a conversation with.

― ian, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

i have felt that a few times, that i did not see the point, but i change my mind again always. i don't like most people either. :(((((

― ketchup dood (harbl), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

chin up ian

― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

bring me weed, max.

― ian, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 23:02 (seventeen years ago)

And I don't think I'm going to date anyone ever again. I can't handle it. I'm not good at it, I'm never going to be able to handle another breakup. I don't see the point.

That's the spirit! Keep it up, and in another 3 years, you'll be like me!

If that doesn't scare ya out of this funk, nothing will.

― Carrot Kate (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i think it takes about a year to really get past that feeling.

― some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

Sometimes it doesn't ever go away.

― ...it's all just a learning curve (Masonic Boom), Friday, 21 November 2008 08:02 (seventeen years ago)

:-(

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3052/3013741356_cd658b9db3_o.jpg

― ...it's all just a learning curve (Masonic Boom), Friday, 21 November 2008 08:03 (seventeen years ago)

I don't like dating because I don't like most people. There are maybe 4 people I am close to in the real, non-ILX world. Most people I can't maintain a conversation with.

http://www.legendsgolf.com/images/pub.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 21 November 2008 08:33 (seventeen years ago)

f u thread.

― en i see kay, Friday, 21 November 2008 08:42 (seventeen years ago)

:-(P

― en i see kay, Friday, 21 November 2008 08:43 (seventeen years ago)

i dont forsee me having sex again for at least a few months

maybe april of 09. guess thats more than a few months.

― homosexual II, Friday, 21 November 2008 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

What happens in April '09?

― Tuomas, Saturday, 22 November 2008 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

She gets to have sex?

(sorry, open goal)

― Pashmina, Saturday, 22 November 2008 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

Probably not again this year for me, eh. :(

― Pashmina, Saturday, 22 November 2008 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

knowing in advance = bizarre

― Dr Morbius, Saturday, 22 November 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

thread title should be changed by a mod after the results come in, substituting 'sex' for something random (e.g. ham, scurvy, gender reassignment surgery) to perplex future generations.

― Trail of Dead is one of thousands of cheesy death metal acts (Roberto Spiralli), Saturday, 22 November 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

knowing in advance = bizarre

aren't you like my age? I thought people got past the "it's only good if it's spontaneous" idea in their twenties. knowing in advance = way way better than "I hope something happens"

― J0hn D., Saturday, 22 November 2008 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

looking grimmer and grimmer

― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 November 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 23 November 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

no idea

― stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Sunday, 23 November 2008 01:26 (seventeen years ago)

everyone lies.

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 23 November 2008 08:13 (seventeen years ago)

everyone lies, no-one gets laid...

― snoball, Sunday, 23 November 2008 11:33 (seventeen years ago)

i'm so far down the food chain i'm like dating plankton, so maybe never again.

― stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Sunday, 23 November 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

i have mates who are as bad as me and make a huge effort to date girls but just end up humiliating themselves, so why bother? i don't wanna be the cocky minger women dread on a night out.

― stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Sunday, 23 November 2008 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 24 November 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

never ever again 11

oh lord

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Monday, 24 November 2008 00:03 (seventeen years ago)

comedy!

― adult turban contemporary (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 24 November 2008 01:58 (seventeen years ago)

this thread makes me feel like

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/wetsuit_small.jpg

― warmsherry, Monday, 24 November 2008 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

if I weren't so tired I could meet up with friend/benefits tonight

Damn you, day job, damn you.

― sad man in him room (milo z), Monday, 24 November 2008 06:52 (seventeen years ago)

aren't you like my age? I thought people got past the "it's only good if it's spontaneous" idea in their twenties. knowing in advance = way way better than "I hope something happens"

― J0hn D., Saturday, 22 November 2008 18:27 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Whoa, horsey!

No, I disagree. Of course, it's still good if it isn't 'spont', but do people actually 'pre-arrange' this?

I did hear one bloke talking on the phone about "no I can't tonight, it's conjugal night!" but does this actually happen for more than just, um, him?

― Mark G, Monday, 24 November 2008 14:33 (seventeen years ago)

I think you might find that people with children go to great lengths to plan sex, and that they report it actually makes them more excited about it - whole days of knowing what's going to happen - sort of like Christmas only with more nudity

― J0hn D., Monday, 24 November 2008 14:39 (seventeen years ago)

"more"???

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 24 November 2008 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

btw I'm sure this will surprise no one but GIS for "nude Santa" is a world of hurt in spots combined with one surprisingly awesome picture of what appears to be Santa and t.a.T.u

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 24 November 2008 14:44 (seventeen years ago)

WTF are "sexy" Santa pics about? I rilly rilly don't get it.

― Me and Ruth Lorenzo, Rollin' in the Benzo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 November 2008 14:46 (seventeen years ago)

J0hnD, I do have kids, and usually it's down to "when they're asleep" or "When they are out someplace else" but even then, possibly not.

Of course, there are those times....

(damn this unable to post anon)

― Mark G, Monday, 24 November 2008 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

ILX's shock silent celibate majority.

― ...it's all just a learning curve (Masonic Boom), Monday, 24 November 2008 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

He stole the cops' porn, they recovered it.

― snoball, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 10:17 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ whoops wrong thread, sorry.

― snoball, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 10:17 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

I overestimated.

huhuhuh

MATED

― Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Monday, 16 March 2009 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

11 never again! wow

― Surmounter, Monday, 16 March 2009 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

Some of those voters were probably just joking.

― Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Monday, 16 March 2009 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

Probably at least a week since wife is in HI until Monday next and I don't plan to start an affair or fuck the cats in the meantime.

― meta pro lols (libcrypt), Monday, 16 March 2009 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

this thread title basically reads like a taunt if yr single

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 16 March 2009 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

lol!!!!

― fuck bein hard, BIG HOOS is complicated (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 16 March 2009 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

This thread serves to remind me that I could really stand to get laid. :/

― Jordi La Sarge (The Reverend), Monday, 16 March 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

Well, I still stand by that "never again" vote.

― Bubble Withdrawal (Masonic Boom), Monday, 16 March 2009 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

This time last week, I would have too, Kate.

― Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Monday, 16 March 2009 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

WTG oilyrags!

― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Monday, 16 March 2009 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

!!! good work boss

― fuck bein hard, BIG HOOS is complicated (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 16 March 2009 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

Oilin' the rags!

― meta pro lols (libcrypt), Monday, 16 March 2009 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

you guys are terrible at this, here, let me help.

a - is she pressing charges?
b - it doesn't count if it's with your cellmate
c - how much did you pay?
d - congratulations on the world's most deserving pity fuck!

― Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Monday, 16 March 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

Aw, no. We just want to know if it was poo-poo brown!

― meta pro lols (libcrypt), Monday, 16 March 2009 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

this is the saddest thing I have ever voted on

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, November 18, 2008 2:44 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 16 March 2009 23:34 (seventeen years ago)

oh god

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 16 March 2009 23:35 (seventeen years ago)

Hurrah for Oilyrags!

Everybody bump this thread every time one of the folks that voted "never again" gets to have sex so I can feel really really really... um. Something. What's that word that means, like, regret and disappoint tempered with general resignation?

― Bubble Withdrawal (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 00:53 (seventeen years ago)

'life'

― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 00:54 (seventeen years ago)

srsly

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 23:43 (seventeen years ago)

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