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Happy thanksgiving.

Tell us about your pubes.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
I mildly groom and rarely, if ever, discuss it	35
I AM THE GRAND PUBA AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS OR DOESN'T	20
I greatly groom and discuss it regularly	1

― yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago)

rarely, if ever, discuss any of the above, seems to be the case

― yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 02:07 (sixteen years ago)

I should trim the forest around my junk more often.

― snoball, Friday, 28 November 2008 11:02 (sixteen years ago)

hot wax junk

― yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

In fact, the next series of "I'm A Celebrity..." is going to be filmed in it.

― snoball, Friday, 28 November 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

can't see the tree for the forest

― yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 28 November 2008 18:31 (sixteen years ago)

I think you mean "can't see the wood for the ~~pubes~~ trees"

― snoball, Friday, 28 November 2008 18:34 (sixteen years ago)

daer snoball

i only have one tree :-(

― Cucumbeard (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:49 (sixteen years ago)

but two hills :-)

― Cucumbeard (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 21:49 (sixteen years ago)

Nothing you can do. It always comes back.

― james k polk, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

judy's jungle is another man's pillow

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

and tarantulas, big pubic tarantulas on the bathroom floor

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

trim your hub in the tub, dude

― Cucumbeard (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

digging seaweed out of the drain with a toothbrush

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 4 December 2008 00:26 (sixteen years ago)

I read the phrase "self-limiting like pubic hair" otherwise and thought about my pubes in a whole new way.

― Z S, Thursday, 4 December 2008 00:27 (sixteen years ago)

I'm just saying, if we could self-limit our resource consumption like pubes, the world would be a better place.

― Z S, Thursday, 4 December 2008 01:56 (sixteen years ago)

trim your hub in the tub, dude

^^^ one of Paul Simon's rejected lines for "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"

― snoball, Thursday, 4 December 2008 11:13 (sixteen years ago)

trim your hub in the tub, bubb
cut down on that rug, doug
dig it out your back, jack
etc

― shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 8 December 2008 05:42 (sixteen years ago)

naturally hirsute vs. brazilian wax

― elmo argonaut, Monday, July 23, 2007 12:23 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

― shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 8 December 2008 07:59 (sixteen years ago)

sounds like a DJ remix album

― snoball, Monday, 8 December 2008 08:15 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

hahaha

― throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Monday, 22 December 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

I greatly groom and rarely, if ever, discuss it

― all that matters is getting Yui kablooie (tron), Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:39 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 8 January 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

No pubits is no fun if no other reason than THE ITCHY.

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Thursday, 8 January 2009 19:31 (sixteen years ago)

OTOH according to MY MOM once I hit 35 the gross triangle gets cancerous and basically spreads everywhere? In our family's genes? THANKS MOM.

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Thursday, 8 January 2009 19:32 (sixteen years ago)

i try my best to grow all my hair internally with occasional little red bumpy windows to the world

― Transatlantic Dementia (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 8 January 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 9 January 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

I greatly groom and discuss it regularly 1

fess up

― Lemonade In Hammocks (electricsound), Friday, 9 January 2009 00:10 (sixteen years ago)

I have a doctors appointment next week. Grooming would be weird. Not grooming would be weird. I don't want to go.

― james k polk, Friday, 9 January 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

so this question has been on my mind lately-- for those who groom... where do you stop? do you go up the stomach? thighs? other regions of the nether? i feel the need to expand but don't wanna end up like jerry in the seinfeld episode where he starts trimming around his collarbone & then ends up w/ a totally shaved chest

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:14 (fifteen years ago)

Happy trails to you
Until we meet again

― Enfonce bien tes ongles et tes doigts délicats dans la jungle de (Michael White), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

I try to go for a J0n Dough (RIP dude) look.

― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:22 (fifteen years ago)

BTW GISing that guy's name brings up some NSFW results (like that's a surprise...)

― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:29 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

Hipster Pubes: my life in the bush of memes

― o.õ (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 11 April 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)

dig it out your back, jack

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

Hipster Pubes: my life in the bush of memes

"memes of bush," surely?

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 12 April 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

nine years pass...

lettin the freak flag fly

― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 03:25 (five years ago)

Grooming's for cowards.

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 07:04 (five years ago)

great revive

― a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 07:06 (five years ago)

I bet i know who the solitary voter was if sincere

― sarahell, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 09:14 (five years ago)

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