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foods that come out in your poo

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A week ago I made rice with a mirepoix (finely minced celery, carrot, and onion with lots of margarine), and then next day when I shit it was full of little green, orange, and white pieces. It was magical.

― 26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, 13 December 2008 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

Corn! FTW

― redmond, Saturday, 13 December 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

spinach sometimes just doesn't digest

― harbl, Saturday, 13 December 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

peppers, peanuts

― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/87f/924/87f92411-4755-4239-bc4d-ad20f85c1083

― die met smart (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 13 December 2008 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

are you threatening me?

― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

foods that poo are calorie free ftw

― die met smart (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 13 December 2008 16:27 (seventeen years ago)

now this really is tmi

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 December 2008 01:12 (seventeen years ago)

I have some interesting news for you ppls: All foods you eat come out in yr poos.

― TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Sunday, 14 December 2008 03:08 (seventeen years ago)

So I made a tomato pie yesterday. This kind:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/TomatoPie.jpg

not an actual pie or something. So anyway I made a whole cookie-sheet full and it was so good that it was literally the only thing I ate for 36 hours. And then it turned my shit a really weird reddish hue from all the tomato sauce.

― Are you there, God? It's Madonna, call me in Miami. (Stevie D), Monday, 15 December 2008 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

Guinness turns your shit a particularly foul very dark shade of brown.

― chap, Monday, 15 December 2008 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

In the middle of eating shepherd's pie at an Irish restaurant (on St. Patrick's Day!), I went to the restroom & to my horror discovered that my poo was a dusky shade of green, similar to what comes out the back end of a goose. I was 12 at the time & failed to see the humor of the situation.

― arugula (unregistered), Monday, 15 December 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

Squid ink pasta = DEEP BLACK POO

And when you eat whole green onions (Me and my dad make them when grilling, just wrap them in foil with a bit of butter and leave em cooking, or grill them after brushing them with the butter), the end part with the roots is clearly visible in the toilet.

― throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Monday, 22 December 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

That actually reminds me of a joke, but, er, I think I'll save it. It's in bad taste.

― snoball, Monday, 22 December 2008 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

It's in bad taste.

^^^ that isn't the joke or anything to do with the joke, BTW

― snoball, Monday, 22 December 2008 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

because a thread called FOODS THAT COME OUT IN YOUR POO is clearly the place for good taste to be observed

― Merry Christuomas (electricsound), Monday, 22 December 2008 23:56 (seventeen years ago)

Well I feel that there is a limit...

― snoball, Monday, 22 December 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

twelve years pass...

what's the joke

― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 October 2021 21:19 (five years ago)

I have no idea!

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Monday, 25 October 2021 21:36 (five years ago)


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