I don't really pay attention to this kinda thing at ALL, but there have been a few times lately when a particular co-worker of mine is in the next stall when I'm getting my morning cutty on (I only notice it's him when I happen to leave and he's washing his hands or something, you pervs), and I've been unable to help myself but count his pulls. I swear to good lord almighty on the holy mountain with tablets in hand, but this dude pulls at LEAST 15 times each sitting. Long pulls, too, like environmentally and septically hostile pulls. Myself, more than 3 passes and I'm gonna be feeling like I sat on a belt sander all day long. So it's time for a reality check: How many times do you wipe, on average (No. 2 only pls, ladies)?
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| 5 | 2 |
| 0 | 1 |
| 20-25 | 1 |
| 9 | 1 |
| 6 | 1 |
| 4 | 1 |
| 3 | 1 |
| 2 | 1 |
| 1 | 1 |
| 11 | 1 |
| 18 | 0 |
| 19 | 0 |
| 26-30 | 0 |
| 31-40 | 0 |
| 41-50 | 0 |
| 17 | 0 |
| 16 | 0 |
| 15 | 0 |
| 14 | 0 |
| 13 | 0 |
| 12 | 0 |
| 10 | 0 |
| 8 | 0 |
| 7 | 0 |
| 51+ | 0 |
― Irate Clown Party (libcrypt), Monday, 22 December 2008 04:00 (sixteen years ago)