this was actually said to me last night
"well, saying BIG hoos is kinda generous, but you steendrive like nobody's business"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)
Hoos, you kill me until I'm dead.
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 00:57 (sixteen years ago)
^Note: the above is not something that any SO has ever said in re: my sexual ability.
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 00:59 (sixteen years ago)
no way hoos
― Schwwww (harbl), Sunday, 1 February 2009 00:59 (sixteen years ago)
yes mam 200% serious
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)
i usually get just "DAMN" or something to that extent
― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Sunday, 1 February 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)
"new record!"
― the maximum value that ZS obtains given its constraint is 8 (Z S), Sunday, 1 February 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)
most recently: "i shoulda probably asked you this earlier but you ARE on the pill right"
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago)
ok that doesn't apply u_u
uh
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)
lol
wait hoos u go by "big hoos" irl?
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 February 2009 01:28 (sixteen years ago)
I once got "you're such a liar"
― caek, Sunday, 1 February 2009 01:30 (sixteen years ago)
Ha Hoos, that's amazing.
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:12 (sixteen years ago)
I once got "I just saw God. He said to say hi."
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:13 (sixteen years ago)
― k3vin k., Sunday, February 1, 2009 1:28 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark
she is aware of ilx and occasionally refers to me as "hoos" and "big hoos"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:14 (sixteen years ago)
it was better when I imagined you intro'ing yrself to ladyfriends at parties with "hi, I'm BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, pleased to meetcha"
― Edward III, Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:35 (sixteen years ago)
you are wearing a fedora
"you said you were going to warn me"
― max, Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:41 (sixteen years ago)
"are you done yet?"
― Edward III, Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:43 (sixteen years ago)
― Edward III, Sunday, February 1, 2009 2:35 AM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark
i now own 3 fedoras btw
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:06 (sixteen years ago)
i only wear them as part of costumes these days
i actually went out wearing one, the a friend insited i wear hers too, so i danced with two hats on all night.
the best thing i've ever been told during was "you really know how to make someone feel beautiful"
― PappaWheelie V, Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:26 (sixteen years ago)
awww
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:36 (sixteen years ago)
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/Kristen8108/Ford%20Day/ArchieCook-Hat2.jpg
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:37 (sixteen years ago)
QED
― Edward III, Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:45 (sixteen years ago)
― roxymuzak
wasn't there a story of some guy you were with getting "injured" during the act??
― velko, Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:59 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, but he did not call me HOOS, nor did he compliment me for injuring him, nor did the injury kill him.
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:00 (sixteen years ago)
― velko, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:01 (sixteen years ago)
3 strikes?
― muomus (libcrypt), Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:02 (sixteen years ago)
thread has turned limp :-(
― PappaWheelie V, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:02 (sixteen years ago)
"did you drink a bunch of coffee on the way home or what"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:17 (sixteen years ago)
uh, hoos, i drink coffee DURING sex
― PappaWheelie V, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:19 (sixteen years ago)
the limpness comes from imagined *injury*
i have had a near bending in my personal history of thrusts :-(
― PappaWheelie V, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:20 (sixteen years ago)
"I've been wanting to tell you, your lingam is too big for my yoni."
Yes, a former partner really said that to me after sex. With those exact words.
― Tuomas, Sunday, 1 February 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)
The term "yoni" bothers me so much.
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Sunday, 1 February 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)
Oh God: http://www.yoni.com/
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Sunday, 1 February 2009 18:31 (sixteen years ago)
You can imagine I had hard time keeping a straight face after hearing that, even though her concern was genuine.
― Tuomas, Sunday, 1 February 2009 18:34 (sixteen years ago)
Whenever I hear that word, I always picture this guy...http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4d/Yoda-ep2.jpg/190px-Yoda-ep2.jpg
― snoball, Sunday, 1 February 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)
ugh yeah it sounds so earth-mothery to me
― Schwwww (harbl), Sunday, 1 February 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)
"even though her concern was genuine"
― max, Sunday, 1 February 2009 19:15 (sixteen years ago)
"QED."
― Eazy, Sunday, 1 February 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)