things our SOs have said about our sexual ability

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this was actually said to me last night

"well, saying BIG hoos is kinda generous, but you steendrive like nobody's business"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)

Hoos, you kill me until I'm dead.

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 00:57 (sixteen years ago)

^Note: the above is not something that any SO has ever said in re: my sexual ability.

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 00:59 (sixteen years ago)

no way hoos

Schwwww (harbl), Sunday, 1 February 2009 00:59 (sixteen years ago)

yes mam 200% serious

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)

i usually get just "DAMN" or something to that extent

steve goldberg variations (omar little), Sunday, 1 February 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)

"new record!"

the maximum value that ZS obtains given its constraint is 8 (Z S), Sunday, 1 February 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)

most recently: "i shoulda probably asked you this earlier but you ARE on the pill right"

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago)

ok that doesn't apply u_u

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago)

uh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)

lol

wait hoos u go by "big hoos" irl?

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 February 2009 01:28 (sixteen years ago)

I once got "you're such a liar"

caek, Sunday, 1 February 2009 01:30 (sixteen years ago)

Ha Hoos, that's amazing.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:12 (sixteen years ago)

I once got "I just saw God. He said to say hi."

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:13 (sixteen years ago)

wait hoos u go by "big hoos" irl?

― k3vin k., Sunday, February 1, 2009 1:28 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

she is aware of ilx and occasionally refers to me as "hoos" and "big hoos"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:14 (sixteen years ago)

it was better when I imagined you intro'ing yrself to ladyfriends at parties with "hi, I'm BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, pleased to meetcha"

Edward III, Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:35 (sixteen years ago)

you are wearing a fedora

Edward III, Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:35 (sixteen years ago)

"you said you were going to warn me"

max, Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:41 (sixteen years ago)

"are you done yet?"

Edward III, Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:43 (sixteen years ago)

you are wearing a fedora

― Edward III, Sunday, February 1, 2009 2:35 AM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark

i now own 3 fedoras btw

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:06 (sixteen years ago)

i only wear them as part of costumes these days

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:06 (sixteen years ago)

i actually went out wearing one, the a friend insited i wear hers too, so i danced with two hats on all night.

the best thing i've ever been told during was "you really know how to make someone feel beautiful"

PappaWheelie V, Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:26 (sixteen years ago)

awww

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:36 (sixteen years ago)

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/Kristen8108/Ford%20Day/ArchieCook-Hat2.jpg

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:37 (sixteen years ago)

i now own 3 fedoras btw

QED

Edward III, Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:45 (sixteen years ago)

Hoos, you kill me until I'm dead.

― roxymuzak

^Note: the above is not something that any SO has ever said in re: my sexual ability.

― roxymuzak

wasn't there a story of some guy you were with getting "injured" during the act??

velko, Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:59 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, but he did not call me HOOS, nor did he compliment me for injuring him, nor did the injury kill him.

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:00 (sixteen years ago)

lol

velko, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:01 (sixteen years ago)

3 strikes?

muomus (libcrypt), Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:02 (sixteen years ago)

thread has turned limp :-(

PappaWheelie V, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:02 (sixteen years ago)

"did you drink a bunch of coffee on the way home or what"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:17 (sixteen years ago)

uh, hoos, i drink coffee DURING sex

PappaWheelie V, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:19 (sixteen years ago)

the limpness comes from imagined *injury*

i have had a near bending in my personal history of thrusts :-(

PappaWheelie V, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:20 (sixteen years ago)

"I've been wanting to tell you, your lingam is too big for my yoni."

Yes, a former partner really said that to me after sex. With those exact words.

Tuomas, Sunday, 1 February 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

The term "yoni" bothers me so much.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Sunday, 1 February 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

Oh God: http://www.yoni.com/

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Sunday, 1 February 2009 18:31 (sixteen years ago)

The term "yoni" bothers me so much.

You can imagine I had hard time keeping a straight face after hearing that, even though her concern was genuine.

Tuomas, Sunday, 1 February 2009 18:34 (sixteen years ago)

Whenever I hear that word, I always picture this guy...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4d/Yoda-ep2.jpg/190px-Yoda-ep2.jpg

snoball, Sunday, 1 February 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)

ugh yeah it sounds so earth-mothery to me

Schwwww (harbl), Sunday, 1 February 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)

"even though her concern was genuine"

max, Sunday, 1 February 2009 19:15 (sixteen years ago)

"QED."

Eazy, Sunday, 1 February 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)


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