I have started this thread to note times at which my dog is masturbating

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Right now.

i'm shy (Abbott), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 19:08 (sixteen years ago)

what's up dog?!

PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)

good luck usa!

From Rax to Rich's (jjjusten), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 19:11 (sixteen years ago)

HEY DAWG I HERD U LIKE ewww....

snoball, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 19:12 (sixteen years ago)

WAIT WHAT?! Do you mean just like when he's humping (God I hate that term) stuff?

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 19:28 (sixteen years ago)

i maintain my belief that "humping" is one of the funniest concepts humanity has ever invented

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

Why do dogs masturbate?

It is not enough to love mankind – you must be able to stand (Michael White), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)

like who was sitting there one day and saw a dog or two teenagers awkwardly rubbing their bodies against something and said "this shall be called 'humpin'"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:45 (sixteen years ago)

The FMLing Groovies (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

Once, when i was in school, i was searching for an online copy of the molesworth books i came upon a video titled something like 'skool_agane'. It turned out to be a few seconds of a little black dog humping a girl in school uniform

Jackoff Sheesh (Batty), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

WAIT WHAT?! Do you mean just like when he's humping (God I hate that term) stuff?

"Humping" is actually what me and the misses call it most of the time. She doesn't much care for it when I ask her to "make love to/with/for me".

Ha ha ha! Germs are everywhere! (libcrypt), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 22:48 (sixteen years ago)

oh lib, she loves it when i ask for love making

PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 22:48 (sixteen years ago)

humpf

PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 22:48 (sixteen years ago)

I think the problematic notion is that of creation. The idea that there might be something extra after the love is troublesome.

Ha ha ha! Germs are everywhere! (libcrypt), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 22:50 (sixteen years ago)

ladies love cool lib

lib just loves humpin

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 23:25 (sixteen years ago)

My dog rubs his penis against one of his front legs, and scoots around in a little circle. That is how he does it.

i'm shy (Abbott), Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/ThisIsHowWeDoIt.jpg

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

fuckin jam

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago)

jammin' it into this air

PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)

er, THIN air

PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)

haw

sorry, i'm not that kind of basement dweller (latebloomer), Friday, 13 February 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

Once yesterday morning, and right now.

i'm shy (Abbott), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 22:02 (sixteen years ago)


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