How kinky ass freaky do you get down in bedroom?

it's pretty vanilla on valentine's day but on veteran's day I've been known to turn it out

i lol'd @ "doo doo brown"

There should be something specific with each number in this poll.

two in the holy ground, one in the doo doo brown

There should be something specific with each number in this poll.

agreed, poll needs a breakdown

1 - missionary position only
10 - that guy who died wearing three sets of scuba gear because it enhanced his masturbating

10 should involve hamsters being inserted into asses

5 is missionary position, television on w/sound turned all the way up, Washington Week in Review theme playing on loop

6 += the least wanted song piping out the speakers.

i lol'd @ "doo doo brown"

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, February 13, 2009 3:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm still lolling

10 - that guy who died wearing three sets of scuba gear because it enhanced his masturbating

ummm this happened?

Surely 10 should be "Tory MP"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Milligan

The discovery of his corpse in what was presumed to be a state of auto-erotic asphyxiation, combined with self-bondage and cross-dressing, led to a greater public awareness of auto-erotic asphyxiation and self-bondage and their risks. A bizarre detail of his death, which was the subject of much comment and speculation at the time, was that he was found to have had an orange segment in his mouth at the time of his death.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice)

This really should have been another one of those 0-10 polls with each option illustrated by the name of an ILXor...
10 of course would have to be Momus...

Kinky is such a relative term. One person's 8 is another person's 2. Also, so many different flavours of kink, how on earth can you compare?

Also, where is option for "I am celibate, but my fantasies would make a Bangkok Ladyboy blush"?

10 - that guy who died wearing three sets of scuba gear because it enhanced his masturbating

ummm this happened?

no, I was wrong - it was only two wetsuits, and, to be fair, no oxygen tanks

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html

I'll be honest. 0. Vanilla.

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5 is missionary position, television on w/sound turned all the way up, Washington Week in Review theme playing on loop

― J0hn D., Friday, February 13, 2009 11:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

IS IT?!?!?!!!

ad yeah doo doo brown is classic

6 Missionary position, with Apocolypto turned all the way up.

I'm not very kinky. Maybe 5.

yeah right i bet u are the most doo doo brown in finland

That's a Finnish "5", not an UK/US "5"

I have a hunch that a Finnish "10" has, by law, to include UFO PORNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

whenever i see this thread bumped, i think of the "doo doo brown" option and i lol

click it 'til your mouse turns doo doo brown...

10 should involve hamsters mouses being inserted into asses

― Mahatma Blagojevich (redmond), Friday, February 13, 2009 11:01 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

8 - you have a closet dedicated to your sex equipment

click that link, up and down

click it 'til your mouse turns doo doo brown...

― snoball, Tuesday, February 17, 2009 5:19 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

FWB ties me up every now and then, but for teasing purposes rather than bondage. We're more fuzzy handcuffs than steel - so 6? 7?

I like to hump and get level 4 'nasty'.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3063/imageuploadimagelo4.jpg

40?!

"FWB" = "fuck-with-buddy"?

close enough

Friend with Benefits.

But, yeah.

i lol'd @ "doo doo brown"

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, February 13, 2009 3:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm still lolling

yeah doo doo brown is always lols. always. o/

5 is missionary position, television on w/sound turned all the way up, Washington Week in Review theme playing on loop

this is actually exactly what was happening with ex last monday. no difference. esp buddy.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Quick, where does letting her punch me in the face fall?

7.2

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

i said "doo doo brown" to somebody today

you kinky lying bastards

this result (almost typed "reslut") is... disturbing...

There are 56 people on this board?

c'mon...

I can believe that only 56 people on this board actually have any kind of sex...

perhaps it is 2 informative 4 sum pps

Voting is anonymous, how can it be too informative?

Anyway, this is a pretty good turnout for an ILTMI poll, as there seems to be a lot of folks who don't read this board.

more than go to church....

yeah right

lol

"Doo Doo Brown"

Considering my weekend, I'm having a serious time w/ these results....

Each level is TEN TIMES STRONGER than the previous level.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/08/Earthquake_Richter_Scale.jpg

The Richter scale is outdated dude. Now it's all about the moment magnitude. Which is way sexier.

Just as long as you don't have to use the Beaufort Wind Scale.

lol

They should horizontally compress porn just a tiny amount, and then if you ever wanted to make a picture seem "sexy," you could just horizontally compress it a bit & ppl wld get all Pavloved out.

The Richter scale is outdated dude. Now it's all about the moment magnitude. Which is way sexier.

The one good thing about the Christchurch earthquake is that we may end up getting a few dirty jokes about New Zealanders that don't involve sheep.

They should horizontally compress porn just a tiny amount, and then if you ever wanted to make a picture seem "sexy," you could just horizontally compress it a bit & ppl wld get all Pavloved out.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Friday, September 10, 2010 3:26 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

holy shit

I voted 5. Honestly I need like kinky sex training.

Sounds like a good idea for a thread.