If your pet could assume human form, would you fuck him/her?

Say one day each month your pet could become an attractive human. Their human form would have the same personality traits as the animal. Memory remains consistent between the two forms however possible (differences between animal and human brains, c.f. Thomas Nagel). For the sake of argument, there are no language barriers though there are social/cultural differences (i.e. Fritzi the human is not embarrassed to have peed on a lamppost and does not understand sarcasm). He or she as a human is as physically affectionate as they were as an animal. They will turn back into an animal again. So what do you say? Would you do it?

i sense a collective pause for breath

"you don't understand! 'an attractive human' is the name of my dog!"

hahahahaha

This is, quite frankly, I think the most bizarre question that has ever been asked her.

And I'm relieved to say that I don't have to answer, because I haven't got a pet.

asked HERE.

Though her works, as well.

back in college, i went to an open mic at a bookstore, and some woman read a short story about THIS EXACT THING. she fucked her dog-turned-human like crazy and then he turned back into a dog.

Is it considered cheating to fuck your pet?

looooool

My female cat is an ice queen, and my male cat is dumb but a total bro.

So no.

what about your fish

oh shi-

what louis has is a romantic abnormality. one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs.

Hahah thankfully L0ui5 J4agg35 the fish is completely devoid of personality which saves me from having to make that judgement.

yet another puzzler from ilx user i shit gummi bears

How's your pet going to move out when things turn awkward?

this is too stupid of a question to dignify with a response

especially since you don't know how hot your human-pet is.

Quit trying to move in on my human-pet.

I think it is an interesting question even if it requires many assumptions (age conversion and sexual orientation ruling out many serious considerations from the start). I think there are moral implications of being a caregiver, but what if that relationship was not always the same? I think there is aversion to the idea of bestiality but in this situation there is no bestiality. Maybe the same amount as if your s.o. was a werewolf but you didn't sleep with them except in human form.

Their human form would have the same personality traits as the animal.

You know, I'd be tempted, but I'm not 100% sure I could get past the anus-breath.

amirite

this is on some furry shit

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/images2/tigerlady1.jpg

Of course they don't, they keep spilling the drinks.

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oops, i guess you can't do that but you get the idea. #

Oh, that's Danielle Dax btw.

If You Were A Cat/Dog, Would You Fuck Your Cat/Dog?

Is it bad for your pet in human form to see you masturbating?

Plowers for Algernon