(well unless you're James Joyce). Does the butt always trumpet the shipwreck of lust? Do you find it easy to look the other way? Does your answer to this question say something important about your relationships?
― i'm gonna shit gummi bears, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 05:39 (sixteen years ago)
yeah they can!
it's one of those things that you just accept being in a relationship means, i guess, like smelling their underarms and socks every now and again and seeing them on the toilet once in a while.
― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:17 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, this is the point where you realise you're actually in love with someone, as opposed to a passing fancy or mere lust. When you realise you don't actually mind their farts - or at least are willing to put up with them.
― Dances With Psychedelic Owls (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:57 (sixteen years ago)
woah, woah i didn't say that! but it's not a deal breaker.
i wasn't aware that girls even farted until my first serious girlfriend and her sister had a contest in front of me.
― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:30 (sixteen years ago)
Ah the joys of country living...
― hyggeligt, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:32 (sixteen years ago)
that's a big fu right thurr
― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:33 (sixteen years ago)
:)
― hyggeligt, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:42 (sixteen years ago)
Even more so if you're James Joyce.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:12 (sixteen years ago)
every serious scholar knows that joyce had no sense of smell after a coddle explosion in 1905.
― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:15 (sixteen years ago)
not a deal breaker.
However, it is a wind breaker...
― snoball, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:20 (sixteen years ago)
they're like pheromones
― Kurt Dandruff (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 October 2024 17:22 (seven months ago)
My wife and I fart all the time in front of each other it’s very liberating
― Booger Swamp Road (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 29 October 2024 19:02 (seven months ago)