Can a person ever be as sexy after you've smelled their farts?

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(well unless you're James Joyce). Does the butt always trumpet the shipwreck of lust? Do you find it easy to look the other way? Does your answer to this question say something important about your relationships?

i'm gonna shit gummi bears, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah they can!

it's one of those things that you just accept being in a relationship means, i guess, like smelling their underarms and socks every now and again and seeing them on the toilet once in a while.

Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, this is the point where you realise you're actually in love with someone, as opposed to a passing fancy or mere lust. When you realise you don't actually mind their farts - or at least are willing to put up with them.

Dances With Psychedelic Owls (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:57 (fifteen years ago) link

woah, woah i didn't say that! but it's not a deal breaker.

i wasn't aware that girls even farted until my first serious girlfriend and her sister had a contest in front of me.

Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Ah the joys of country living...

hyggeligt, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:32 (fifteen years ago) link

that's a big fu right thurr

Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link

:)

hyggeligt, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Even more so if you're James Joyce.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:12 (fifteen years ago) link

every serious scholar knows that joyce had no sense of smell after a coddle explosion in 1905.

Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:15 (fifteen years ago) link

not a deal breaker.

However, it is a wind breaker...

snoball, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:20 (fifteen years ago) link

fifteen years pass...

they're like pheromones

Kurt Dandruff (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 October 2024 17:22 (two months ago) link

My wife and I fart all the time in front of each other it’s very liberating

Booger Swamp Road (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 29 October 2024 19:02 (two months ago) link


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