(well unless you're James Joyce). Does the butt always trumpet the shipwreck of lust? Do you find it easy to look the other way? Does your answer to this question say something important about your relationships?
― i'm gonna shit gummi bears, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah they can!
it's one of those things that you just accept being in a relationship means, i guess, like smelling their underarms and socks every now and again and seeing them on the toilet once in a while.
― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, this is the point where you realise you're actually in love with someone, as opposed to a passing fancy or mere lust. When you realise you don't actually mind their farts - or at least are willing to put up with them.
― Dances With Psychedelic Owls (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:57 (fifteen years ago) link
woah, woah i didn't say that! but it's not a deal breaker.
i wasn't aware that girls even farted until my first serious girlfriend and her sister had a contest in front of me.
― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Ah the joys of country living...
― hyggeligt, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:32 (fifteen years ago) link
that's a big fu right thurr
― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link
:)
― hyggeligt, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Even more so if you're James Joyce.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:12 (fifteen years ago) link
every serious scholar knows that joyce had no sense of smell after a coddle explosion in 1905.
― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:15 (fifteen years ago) link
not a deal breaker.
However, it is a wind breaker...
― snoball, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:20 (fifteen years ago) link
they're like pheromones
― Kurt Dandruff (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 October 2024 17:22 (two months ago) link
My wife and I fart all the time in front of each other it’s very liberating
― Booger Swamp Road (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 29 October 2024 19:02 (two months ago) link