To me they both look kinda ugly. This is why I've never understood porn's eagerness to show them in extreme closeup. I'd rather watch shots of full bodies instead of these silly things doing their dance.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 10:11 (seventeen years ago)
idk i have seem some REALLY pretty pussies in my time
btw good 2 have u back T-Bag, never say die my dude
― the most brazen explosion of clitoral lust in folk-metal history (cankles), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 10:57 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah this is a classic Tuomas flavoured thread already
― just DO THE STANKY HOOS plain and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 11:48 (seventeen years ago)
I guess you could see some genitals as pretty because they're a part of a pretty person. But if you'd see the same genitals hovering disembodied in the air, would really find them objectively beautiful?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 12:35 (seventeen years ago)
SOCKPUPPETS... MOUNT UP
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 12:37 (seventeen years ago)
personally i love myself some disembodied genitals.
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 12:39 (seventeen years ago)
gotta be hovering though amirte??
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 12:49 (seventeen years ago)
i don't mind. hoverings a plus i guess. though if they can hover and hoover then it's like heaven.
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 12:57 (seventeen years ago)
cankles otm
― IRL Consequences by Godley & Creme (sic), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 13:57 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.sadlyno.com/
― BADGES DON'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO WALTZ OFF WITH A BABY (HI DERE), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 14:30 (seventeen years ago)
Dan, whatever you do please do not post the wall o'ginas here. Thank you in advance.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 14:37 (seventeen years ago)
aw
― BADGES DON'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO WALTZ OFF WITH A BABY (HI DERE), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 14:37 (seventeen years ago)
really thought that was a marsupial of some sort for a while.
― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 14:41 (seventeen years ago)
hahahahhahahaha the first thing i thought to do when i saw this thread title was post walloginas here.
― no one is ever ready for the STAKK ATTAKK (jjjusten), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 14:42 (seventeen years ago)
What's the penis equivalent to wallogina?
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 14:07 (seventeen years ago)
a kaleidickscope?
― BADGES DON'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO WALTZ OFF WITH A BABY (HI DERE), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 14:09 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.krakoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/penis-costume.jpg
This guy seems to know.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 14:13 (seventeen years ago)
i bet he feels like a right prick...
― snoball, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 14:17 (seventeen years ago)
For reference: NSFW OR ANYTHING ELSE: the individual 'ginas of wallogina
― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 15:15 (seventeen years ago)
Ladyparts can be v pretty but I don't know that I've ever seen a "pretty" penis. Impressive yes, but not pretty.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 18:38 (seventeen years ago)
"your lips, like a gorgeous, disembodied vagina floating in front of my face"
― I just take my louis jag out and wave it round in the air (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 18:49 (seventeen years ago)
Ladyparts might look pretty from afar, but if you're looking at them from zero distance I would doubt you'd think that way.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 18:54 (seventeen years ago)
Well actually have looked at them from zero distance and still think some are pretty!
― ENBB, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 19:03 (seventeen years ago)
Hmm, can't argue with that. I'm not saying they're super ugly or repulsive or anything, but I don't really find much aesthetic pleasure in them. At least not visually.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 19:07 (seventeen years ago)
i will stare at a pretty pussy for like hour, man.
― carne asada, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 19:10 (seventeen years ago)
mesmerized by those things
― carne asada, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 19:11 (seventeen years ago)
Doesn't the pussy owner get bored?
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, I mean not all are especially nice to look at but there definitely are some v pretty ones out there.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)
What qualities make a pussy pretty, then? What's the difference between a pretty and not-so-pretty pussy?
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 19:15 (seventeen years ago)
I don't know that that is something you can describe. I mean I suppose it comes down to personal taste really.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 19:16 (seventeen years ago)
"Mmm, anise!"
― ur an ugly hamster-abusing "girl" or whatever u are, gtfo (HI DERE), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 19:18 (seventeen years ago)
Boy am I glad you didn't misspell 'anise'.
― It is not enough to love mankind – you must be able to stand (Michael White), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 19:30 (seventeen years ago)
LOL
― ENBB, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 19:32 (seventeen years ago)
boobs can be very pretty and sexyi think my penis is pretty damn cool, i mean it's like a puffer fish, you cant say that about other genitalsvaginas - they are pretty from a distance at least lol
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.greenexpander.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/angry-puffer-fish-2.jpg
― ur an ugly hamster-abusing "girl" or whatever u are, gtfo (HI DERE), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)
those things are so cool looking
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 20:15 (seventeen years ago)
They are but I'm a little concerned that your penis looks like one. You might want to get that checked out. ;-)
― ENBB, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 20:16 (seventeen years ago)
tuomas you shithead. ask a foot fetishist sometime if they think disembodied feet can be pretty - to me all feet are pretty fukkin gross, but a foot dude will be up on some random ass feet in a heartbeat, eye of the beholder motherfucker, does it really need to be explained any more than that
― the most brazen explosion of clitoral lust in folk-metal history (cankles), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 20:53 (seventeen years ago)
pussy fetishist
― strøm thurmond (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 20:56 (seventeen years ago)
I <3 this thread and the return of Tuomas
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 20:57 (seventeen years ago)
LOL me too.
Tuomas Cankles is otm. We've all seen pussies up close and personal and some of us have found some of them to be really pretty. Others have not. End of story.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)
I know there are fetishists for all possible things, but I was trying to get more of a general opinion here. Anyway, I'm genuinely interested what exactly people find pretty about penises or vaginas - I want to understand.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 21:00 (seventeen years ago)
(x-post)
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 21:01 (seventeen years ago)
http://john07eom.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/okeefe-redcanna.jpg
just understand that
― WmC, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)
That is kinda pretty!
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 21:03 (seventeen years ago)
Maybe if real pussies glowed like that...
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)
tuomas, what's pretty about a bubble butt or a nice rack? the whole point is that it's appealing on a visceral, animal level
seriously are the northern lights doin somethin to ur BRANE
― the most brazen explosion of clitoral lust in folk-metal history (cankles), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
jenny tal u r vv pretty
― velko, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 23:14 (seventeen years ago)
i been avoiding this thread while at work but am soooo happy it exists.
tuomas, place wasn't the same without you man.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 23:41 (seventeen years ago)
http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/jerkoffmom.jpg
― light turns red *hardy neanderthal guffaw* (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:47 (seventeen years ago)