How to Pee With Morning Wood

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
The Plank	9
The Lunge	6
Strong Arming	5
The Superman	3
Downward Dog	2
The Flying Wallenda	1
The Girly Man	1
Leg Up	0

― Mulvaney, Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:14 (sixteen years ago)

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― Mulvaney, Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:15 (sixteen years ago)

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― Mulvaney, Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:15 (sixteen years ago)

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― Mulvaney, Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:16 (sixteen years ago)

best poll ever

― sorry for british (country matters), Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:17 (sixteen years ago)

You might want to install a grab bar by the toilet if you do this regularly.

― sorry for british (country matters), Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:19 (sixteen years ago)

watch me superman dat bowl

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:40 (sixteen years ago)

for reals tho the plank

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

The girly man, all the others options seem unnecessarily complicated. I generally pee sitting down though, so it's not any different with morning wood.

― Tuomas, Saturday, 2 May 2009 14:24 (sixteen years ago)

tuomas, i may well regret asking this, but why do you generally pee sitting down?

― like clowns passing out candy wearing blindfolds (call all destroyer), Saturday, 2 May 2009 14:43 (sixteen years ago)

Lunge, plank or girly man. Some of the others don't look too serious to me, I think?

― mroo (Pashmina), Saturday, 2 May 2009 14:50 (sixteen years ago)

The Girly Man is a good position to wait off the morning wood.

― Mulvaney, Saturday, 2 May 2009 19:17 (sixteen years ago)

Lunge/Strong Arm combo.

― worldwide global pandemic (Z S), Saturday, 2 May 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)

strong arm

― zone 6 polar bear (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 2 May 2009 19:29 (sixteen years ago)

I agree with Z S

― Mulvaney, Saturday, 2 May 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)

More of a plank lunge though

― Mulvaney, Saturday, 2 May 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

strong arm ain't worth it.

― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Saturday, 2 May 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

Of course, there's always the "splash cold water on junk" tactic, too.

― worldwide global pandemic (Z S), Saturday, 2 May 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

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― nah rong (Dr. Phil), Saturday, 2 May 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

but the sound of running water...

― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Saturday, 2 May 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)

Strong arm is like kinking the hose and isn't worth it. Girly man has the advantage of not needing to aim so I don't have to put my glasses on, but any Germans would think I'm a pussy and call me a sitzpinkler.

― joygoat, Saturday, 2 May 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

When I saw the Delgados, for some reason the bassist told this long dumb story about how he always sits down to pee, but that it didn't keep him from drunkenly soaking his pants with piss this one time.

― WmC, Saturday, 2 May 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

My answer is the Plank, btw.

― WmC, Saturday, 2 May 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

the strongarm isn't recommended by your friendly local penis physician, btw

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 May 2009 00:47 (sixteen years ago)

The strong arm of the loo

― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 13:42 (sixteen years ago)

Strongarm/plank combo.

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 14:02 (sixteen years ago)

Where is the "lay in bed and worry" option for those of us who just stay in bed wishing it would go away?

― Leif. (Z S), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

Went with lunge, mostly for the lungeface on this ~~tortoise~~ gentleman

― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 14:33 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, the plank is pretty crucial here

The girly man, all the others options seem unnecessarily complicated. I generally pee sitting down though, so it's not any different with morning wood.
― Tuomas, Saturday, May 2, 2009 10:24 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

@_@

― What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

tuomas, do you crap standing up?

― caek, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)

surprised that the rainbow waterfall didn't make an appearance. its more for the full urinal experience that one encounters in say a college dormitory.

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:32 (sixteen years ago)

This thread is very informative!

― i'm still sick, he's still drunk (ENBB), Thursday, 7 May 2009 00:58 (sixteen years ago)

plank w/a dash of leg up

― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 7 May 2009 01:12 (sixteen years ago)

i cannot explain how hard i laughed at downward dog

― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 7 May 2009 01:12 (sixteen years ago)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh hoooooooooooooos noooooooooooooooooo!

― i'm still sick, he's still drunk (ENBB), Thursday, 7 May 2009 01:12 (sixteen years ago)

― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 7 May 2009 01:14 (sixteen years ago)

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― voyeuristischer busch (unregistered), Thursday, 7 May 2009 03:18 (sixteen years ago)

ok, I'll try this then:

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― voyeuristischer busch (unregistered), Thursday, 7 May 2009 04:49 (sixteen years ago)

thank you so much

― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 7 May 2009 09:02 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

omg just saw this

― some dude, don't make it dad (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 01:12 (sixteen years ago)

tuomas, i may well regret asking this, but why do you generally pee sitting down?

― like clowns passing out candy wearing blindfolds (call all destroyer), Saturday, May 2, 2009 10:43 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

never got an answer :(

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 01:43 (sixteen years ago)

I generally pee sitting down too. It's just what I've always done idk. I used to get shy bladder when using public urinals, but not so much anymore.

― totally dude (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 01:45 (sixteen years ago)

weird

i can't pee in urinals at all, also i can't pee outside, also i have trouble peeing if i know people are waiting for me to pee unless i'm in a closed bathroom

frustrating, often embarrassing

― man, i love collages (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 01:52 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

never thought about this being a thing that unites us as a sex before this thread opened my eyes thanks u guys lets go camping sometime k?

― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Thursday, 14 May 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)

ilx CAMPFAP hoos is down as fuck for this and a hoos does not even camp so

― the insane Dr. Morbius and his HOOSical steens (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 14 May 2009 06:06 (sixteen years ago)

take that as a motherfucker will

― the insane Dr. Morbius and his HOOSical steens (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 14 May 2009 06:06 (sixteen years ago)

hoos i will

― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Thursday, 14 May 2009 08:56 (sixteen years ago)

oh man i wanna go camping so bad

― ultra-generic sub-noize persona (Matt P), Thursday, 14 May 2009 14:48 (sixteen years ago)

lol so drunk

― the insane Dr. Morbius and his HOOSical steens (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

It's not even noon where you are! ;-)

― a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

ilx is a poor replacement for camping

― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)

i do a modified plank where i lean my face against the cold bathroom wall; this is really nice when you're still kind of drunk from the night before and need a good lean

― mermaphrodite (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:20 (sixteen years ago)

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