How to Pee With Morning Wood

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You might want to install a grab bar by the toilet if you do this regularly.

watch me superman dat bowl

for reals tho the plank

The girly man, all the others options seem unnecessarily complicated. I generally pee sitting down though, so it's not any different with morning wood.

tuomas, i may well regret asking this, but why do you generally pee sitting down?

Lunge, plank or girly man. Some of the others don't look too serious to me, I think?

The Girly Man is a good position to wait off the morning wood.

Lunge/Strong Arm combo.

strong arm

I agree with Z S

More of a plank lunge though

strong arm ain't worth it.

Of course, there's always the "splash cold water on junk" tactic, too.

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=morningwood%20olney&sa=N&tab=wl&um=1

but the sound of running water...

Strong arm is like kinking the hose and isn't worth it. Girly man has the advantage of not needing to aim so I don't have to put my glasses on, but any Germans would think I'm a pussy and call me a sitzpinkler.

When I saw the Delgados, for some reason the bassist told this long dumb story about how he always sits down to pee, but that it didn't keep him from drunkenly soaking his pants with piss this one time.

My answer is the Plank, btw.

the strongarm isn't recommended by your friendly local penis physician, btw

The strong arm of the loo

Strongarm/plank combo.

Where is the "lay in bed and worry" option for those of us who just stay in bed wishing it would go away?

Went with lunge, mostly for the lungeface on this tortoise gentleman

yeah, the plank is pretty crucial here

The girly man, all the others options seem unnecessarily complicated. I generally pee sitting down though, so it's not any different with morning wood.

― Tuomas, Saturday, May 2, 2009 10:24 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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tuomas, do you crap standing up?

surprised that the rainbow waterfall didn't make an appearance. its more for the full urinal experience that one encounters in say a college dormitory.

This thread is very informative!

plank w/a dash of leg up

i cannot explain how hard i laughed at downward dog

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh hoooooooooooooos noooooooooooooooooo!

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ok, I'll try this then:

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thank you so much

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omg just saw this

tuomas, i may well regret asking this, but why do you generally pee sitting down?

― like clowns passing out candy wearing blindfolds (call all destroyer), Saturday, May 2, 2009 10:43 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

never got an answer :(

I generally pee sitting down too. It's just what I've always done idk. I used to get shy bladder when using public urinals, but not so much anymore.

weird

i can't pee in urinals at all, also i can't pee outside, also i have trouble peeing if i know people are waiting for me to pee unless i'm in a closed bathroom

frustrating, often embarrassing

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never thought about this being a thing that unites us as a sex before this thread opened my eyes thanks u guys lets go camping sometime k?

ilx CAMPFAP hoos is down as fuck for this and a hoos does not even camp so

take that as a motherfucker will

hoos i will

oh man i wanna go camping so bad

lol so drunk

It's not even noon where you are! ;-)

ilx is a poor replacement for camping

i do a modified plank where i lean my face against the cold bathroom wall; this is really nice when you're still kind of drunk from the night before and need a good lean