bump everytime you take a structurally perfect shit
― ultra-generic sub-noize persona (Matt P), Thursday, 14 May 2009 14:51 (sixteen years ago)
this morning
gross.
― a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2009 14:52 (sixteen years ago)
I am probably one of the least squeamish/easily grossed out people you'll ever meet but for someone reason people talking about poo bothers the hell out of me. idkw.
― a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2009 14:59 (sixteen years ago)
"i don't kick it with"
― the insane Dr. Morbius and his HOOSical steens (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA.
― a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:25 (sixteen years ago)
"I don't krap it with"
― snoball, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:31 (sixteen years ago)
xpost to Matt P
pics or it didn't happen
― @kanyewest (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:32 (sixteen years ago)
haaa
it's gross yeah but if it matters, i got the idea from "ada or ardor: a family chronicle" by vladimir nabakov where van veen describes a shit he takes aS "structurally perfect." doesn't make it any less gross obv, just liked the idea of a place where you could make a little announcement to the world if it happened and maybe after u would have sex with your cousin???
― ultra-generic sub-noize persona (Matt P), Thursday, 14 May 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)
well the idea's literary origins make a slightly less gross. slightly. ;-)
― a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.ratemypoo.com/
― umma doomie (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 14 May 2009 17:48 (sixteen years ago)
No. I've seen that before and it's horrible. WHY!?
― a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)
hmm we could talk about freud instead but i'd rather keep this on the high road of poop. rolling 2009 poop thread
― ultra-generic sub-noize persona (Matt P), Thursday, 14 May 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)
i havent had a perfect shit since january. but, incidentally, i bought the ingredients for that magic soup today. expect good news soon.
― ☪, Thursday, 14 May 2009 19:41 (sixteen years ago)
can't wait!
― fantazy land (harbl), Thursday, 14 May 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)
i see that "since january" is a link and i'm way too horrified to click through
― the insane Dr. Morbius and his HOOSical steens (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 14 May 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)
huh. sorry, ☪, for starting what's pretty much a duplicate thread. should have searched a little harder i guess.
― ultra-generic sub-noize persona (Matt P), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:10 (sixteen years ago)
my brother in law and his buddies take photos of their best poops and msg them to each other's phones. i find this...odd.
― mermaphrodite (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago)
Things men do.
― geekquel (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 May 2009 04:13 (fifteen years ago)
Does anybody else hear Lou Reed singing the title of this thread?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 08:31 (fifteen years ago)
Well, in the 70's he was a perfect shit...
― snoball, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 09:54 (fifteen years ago)
Oh it's such a perfect shit,I'm glad I spent it with you.Oh such a perfect shit,You just keep me hanging on,You just keep me hanging on.
You're going to reap just what you sow,You're going to reap just what you sow,You're going to reap just what you sow,You're going to reap just what you sow...
― snoball, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 09:59 (fifteen years ago)