TMI from men: do you pee through the fly in your underwear, or over the top?

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Men - do you use the fly or 'keyhole' opening in your underwear when you go to the loo?

usually over the top, but i can adapt to my surroundings - if the situation calls for it, i'm more than capable of peeing through the flyhole

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depends entirely on the variety of underwear being worn iirc

depends on how well my pants stay up & if im wearing a belt

What about this pair of comments from the thread I linked to above:

Have you seen these guys at urinals who tuck the briefs down under their balls, so it catches there and they have their hands free? I mean, this isn't that strange of a thing to do, I don't think -- like, at home -- but I'm sometimes amazed that people will tuck under at a public urinal and then be all leaning back and streching their arms up in the air and stuff.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, November 28, 2005 7:10 PM

Also hold the phone: I take back what I said about hooking the underwear underneath the scrotum -- I just went to the bathroom, and now I think this is what I do. Not the hands-in-the-air bizarro part, but yeah, using the scrotum as a kind of hook under which to tuck the waistband. But I dunno, maybe the thread just made me self-conscious and hyper-aware and I wound up doing something different.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, November 28, 2005 7:19 PM

the ol' scrotum hook

when i wore boxers, thru the flyhole - now that i wear boxer briefs, over the top

fly w/boxers, ott otherwise wow x fucking p

First of all, I'm all O_o just thinking that anyone tucks the waistband under the balls. But more importantly, what about the risk of the waistband becoming "unhooked", sliding out and then whipping upwards, slapping the urinal flow who knows where, left, right, on someone else's leg?

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z_s that is precisely why i have never done the ol hook

as long as you hold the waistband there's really no issue there

see this is why I'm glad I don't pee with dudes

A guy I knew in high school was always made fun of because he used to drop his jeans AND boxers all the way down to the floor when he pissed. Like, he did that until 6th grade or something before someone told him that it was a bit of a faux pas.

z_s that is precisely why i have never done the ol hook

Exactly, there are enough things to worry about in public restrooms, there's not need to tempt fate while you're at it.

you're essentially just giving up control of yourself to whoever makes your underwear, i mean that's just crazy

A guy I knew in high school was always made fun of because he used to drop his jeans AND boxers all the way down to the floor when he pissed. Like, he did that until 6th grade or something before someone told him that it was a bit of a faux pas.

― ^ Z S on the internet here (Z S), Tuesday, May 19, 2009 2:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

i remember being in 8th grade and walking into a bathroom and seeing a 6th grader standing at the urinal with his pants all the way down - def freaked me out

yeah i still remember seeing that once it's really burned into my memory

whoa boy i am laughing

also it's pretty easy to do the ball tuck w/o it coming undone and flopping your dick everywhere

It's pretty easy until the one time it isn't, and things go haywire. Then you're peeing all over the place. You're playing with fire!

depends on the size and quantity of the balls iirc

Doesn't the quantity usually = 2?

usually yes

haha, well I take your point. Tri-balls need not worry about the scrotum tuck going haywire, uniball's should use extreme caution.

sometimes i will ball tuck if i a. am drinking and not thinking straight or b. see a magazine that i would like to peruse for the duration of my pee

Ah, the fabled "race to finish the paragraph before you finish the pee"

am i the only one that tucks btwn member and balls? don't always tuck in any case, but tucking under balls seems like overkill or something

^^^

I use the fly. When I was young I wore tight jeans and tight briefs and did the pull down. Now that I'm getting older so much older I have looser jeans and looser briefs and I don't have a problem with using the fly and zipper.

I tried Jockey brand one time and that fly opens upwards. I found myself wandering around on my own throughout the day.

you should have worn trousers too that day.

the ball tuck has blown my mind

Guys I tried the ball tuck this morning

half or full tuck method?

tbh a little bit of both!

I should have went for the full tuck Plank/Strongarm combo.

i do the darraghmac tuck

what shall henceforth be known as the darraghmac tuck

internet fame at last

'the darraghmac tuck' sounds like a dance move

what about the bowl of fruit plums n banana reverse tuck thru the legs

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deep lols felt here

apparently i am behind the times w/r/t crotch technology because i have never heard of tucking anything anywhere.

sometimes the answer to this question depends on whether or not i'm wearing a belt or have a shirt tucked in

crotch technology a+++

This and the peeing with morning wood thread have been some of the most informative on ILX imo.

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that's a weird result

you should wear underwear, dude

as IF

A guy I knew in high school was always made fun of because he used to drop his jeans AND boxers all the way down to the floor when he pissed. Like, he did that until 6th grade or something before someone told him that it was a bit of a faux pas.

― ^ Z S on the internet here (Z S), Tuesday, May 19, 2009 3:24 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

Neither. I have always pulled out through the bottom of the left leg hole.

u lyin

True story.

guy

I have always taken it for granted that the keyhole thing on briefs was vestigal. I had no idea anyone really used it.

For a time I tried over the top, but before and since I've been almost strictly through the left leg hole.

why not right

Now that I think of it, probably b/c I'm right handed, so fingers come at my fly from the right, making the side of my underwear the quickest target.

I remember very clearly in 2nd grade seeing some unzipping and unbuttoning and going over the top and I was amazed. But I never did it.

Also I remember a new boy at our school named Zachary, a name I had never heard before. Zachary and I were in the bathroom alone together and he said Hey, look, and he peed all over the urinals and walls.

...I plead the fifth