I'm gonna get laid this week

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y/n? place your bets

people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

I can't afford an escort and that would be cheating

people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

n

jump in the looool (electricsound), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

maybe you meant to write 'nes' and that was a typo

people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

I have it all planned out
I'm going to a bar or club and I'm gonna bring a chick home. Or grab one off of a dating site. And then we will watch the Scripps National Spelling Bee together and one thing will lead to another

people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

How to you spell "no"?

snoball, Monday, 25 May 2009 07:39 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ More importantly, how do you spell "do"?

snoball, Monday, 25 May 2009 07:40 (fifteen years ago)

I lost my confidence today because I feel fat

people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

I'm now singing "I feel fat" to the tune of Donna Summer's "I Feel Love". Oh, and I feel fat as well - mainly because I had a huge lunch and have just finished eating my tea.

snoball, Monday, 25 May 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

More to love, bro.

Eazy, Monday, 25 May 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Well?

Tuomas, Monday, 15 June 2009 09:37 (fifteen years ago)

He got banned this week.

ringtony ringtoni ringtone (The Reverend), Monday, 15 June 2009 09:40 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah what happened.

what u arrestin me for, innit (╓abies), Monday, 15 June 2009 13:14 (fifteen years ago)

n happened, i'm thinking

daniel merriweather post pavillion (haitch), Monday, 22 June 2009 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

failed to capitalize on a wedding situation

thanks beer :(

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 22 June 2009 05:16 (fifteen years ago)

ennnnngh

zombie, Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

Hot zombie sex roleplay - t4w

☺☻☺☻come on ppl now smile on u brother☺☻☺☻ (ENBB), Thursday, 25 June 2009 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

poor zombie lorax

a wallaby, tripping balls (electricsound), Thursday, 25 June 2009 05:05 (fifteen years ago)

im gonna get forbade this week

nadroj thing (k3vin k.), Thursday, 25 June 2009 05:15 (fifteen years ago)

hengh hengh hengh

zombie, Friday, 26 June 2009 04:59 (fifteen years ago)


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