Have you ever had sexual fantasies about another ILXor?

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It doesn't count if you already are or were in a relationship with the said ILXor. Count only the ones you've never been romantically/sexually involved with.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
No, never.	15
Yes, about 2-5 ILXors.	13
Yes, about more than 5 ILXors.	4
Yes, about one ILXor.	3

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:21 (fifteen years ago)

No, never.

― snoball, Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:22 (fifteen years ago)

This is like that scene in Picket Fences.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:22 (fifteen years ago)

(x-post)

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:22 (fifteen years ago)

good lord

― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:31 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think he posts here.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:32 (fifteen years ago)

Was gonna say "great scott" but in the context of this thread that wouldn't have been a fabulous idea

― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:33 (fifteen years ago)

Who knows though, I've heard he goes by many names.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:33 (fifteen years ago)

(xpost)

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:34 (fifteen years ago)

yeah how do socks count?

― Kerm, Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:34 (fifteen years ago)

With toes, I guess.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:35 (fifteen years ago)

jeez no y'all ugly

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:48 (fifteen years ago)

My answer is yes, about one.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:50 (fifteen years ago)

DUDE I'M A MARRIED MAN

― It Could Be Worse, I Could Be in Florence and the Machine (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:51 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.iconocast.com/00027/Z6/News1_0.jpg

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

tuomas- pics or it didn't happen.

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:53 (fifteen years ago)

Pics of my imagination?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:53 (fifteen years ago)

don't you have imagiscans in finland yet?

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:54 (fifteen years ago)

Okay, here's one pic:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/fantasy1.jpg

And here's another one:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/fantasy2.jpg

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:03 (fifteen years ago)

this is your trick to make us all fantasise about you, isn't it

― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:05 (fifteen years ago)

Like I'd need a trick.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:06 (fifteen years ago)

BANG

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:06 (fifteen years ago)

i've been waiting for 5 mins for those images to load. sonned in a finnish imagiscan beef.

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:09 (fifteen years ago)

Use your imagination.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:10 (fifteen years ago)

That's exactly what I'm trying not to do, tbh

― snoball, Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:11 (fifteen years ago)

^^^hence the trick xp

i mean, 2 different imaginary situations = at least 3 different ILXors

― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:11 (fifteen years ago)

nah, same one before and after waking i reckon.

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:16 (fifteen years ago)

Does this count?

http://www.globalhermit.com/ilx/tuomas-sundae.jpg

― The New Beautiful South's New Bassist (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

i've had fantasies that were kind of sexual, but mostly just like semi-sexual. like not even 1st base. i would say about 2 or 3. i know, wow.

― surm, Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:24 (fifteen years ago)

This thread is going to a rather pathetic wanking session unless people NAME NAMES.

― The New Beautiful South's New Bassist (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

― surm, Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

WAY

― surm, Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

Wait, does LJ's fantasies include DUDES as well?

― The New Beautiful South's New Bassist (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:28 (fifteen years ago)

whatcha scared of, buttercup

― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:29 (fifteen years ago)

questionstowhichyoudonotwanttoknowtheanswer.com

― snoball, Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

(I now regret that post instantly...)

― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

Didn't you chase at least one female away from ILX, Louis?

― The New Beautiful South's New Bassist (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:33 (fifteen years ago)

If they were running, they were running from what they feared their own mind capable of

(also it was about 5 iirc, each culled by a systematic campaign of needless linguistic complication)

― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

cunnilinguistic morelike

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:38 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, because LJ is a cunning... oh you work it out for yourselves

― snoball, Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:38 (fifteen years ago)

Punt?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

Ha ha!

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 25 June 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

*hips tat*

― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

Wait, does LJ's fantasies include DUDES as well?

wouldn't be surprised :D :D

― salsa shark, Thursday, 25 June 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

If they were running, they were running from what they feared their own mind capable of

That's the most dudeical thing I've ever read (of yours)!

― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Friday, 26 June 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

Okay the answer is like 25 in my case. :O
But fantasies are just fantasies.

― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Friday, 26 June 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

itt: a jealous gf

― the funk soul custos (country matters), Friday, 26 June 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://www4.informatik.uni-erlangen.de/~msrex/images/how/jealous.gif

oh wait I read that wrong

― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Friday, 26 June 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

I will explain with a selection from my one of my favorite books, The Burning Questions of Bingo Brown, by Betsy Byars:

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5079/bingoscrushes.jpg

― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Friday, 26 June 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

the scene in that book where bingos dad explains to him that its ok to have crushes is great

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 26 June 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

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You don't have to tell them, you know?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 09:16 (fifteen years ago)

I know, but I would still feel awkward, and any conversation would be stilted, and the other person would be thinking "what the hell is wrong with this guy?!"

― snoball, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 09:25 (fifteen years ago)

I've had sexual fantasies even about some friends who I meet regularly... You should just accept that most people have fantasies about awkward subjects, and not get too stuck with it.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 09:55 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah but I'm trying to reduce the number of awkward conversational pauses in my life...

― snoball, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 10:00 (fifteen years ago)

You should just accept that most people have fantasies about awkward subjects, and not get too stuck with it.

the key to this is not to put your penis in a mousetrap

― real men love cheeses (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 10:48 (fifteen years ago)

I've had sexual fantasies even about some friends who I meet regularly

this is not going to be anybody's revelation of the year, dude.

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 10:49 (fifteen years ago)

there may be a variety of definitions of "sexual fantasy" happening here

― nabisco, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago)

Bill Clinton: "I did not have... sexual fantasies... about that ILXor"

― snoball, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't see this poll

― what if deeznuts comes back like that (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

'about one'

I thought this meant, 'you know, approximately ~1 or so'
I now see I was wrong & my mild glee is undue.

― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

this one's feet, that one from the neck down, etc...

― Kerm, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

Curious if anyone had sexual fantasies about ilxors - "a puppy" and "zombie"

― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

SEX OVER THE INTERNET!

― what if deeznuts comes back like that (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

there may be a variety of definitions of "sexual fantasy" happening here

I just counted WSs on WDYLLs.

― Kerm, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

if script-in-hand is required then i'd have to change my vote.

― Kerm, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

i didn't vote but WS on WDYLL seems like the only criteria available

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

Ss on WDYLLs

― i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

WDYSL

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

gently

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

smash her gently

― lynndie englisher (country matters), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/UNN/UNN424/tomato-woman-vegetable_~u11232131.jpg

― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago)

purée her gently

― lynndie englisher (country matters), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

and you know what you can do with the resultant paste ...

― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

two intact fotosearches

― lynndie englisher (country matters), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

'have you ever had sexual fantasies about another tomato'

― lynndie englisher (country matters), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:34 (fifteen years ago)

"of course not my darling, only you"

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:35 (fifteen years ago)

'Yo T-girl, we gonna get down and squelchy like the Marquis DeSeed'

― lynndie englisher (country matters), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago)

ok guys wow

― i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 2 July 2009 02:29 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

So... I had a dirty dream about an ilxor - who didnt, as far as can tell, post on this thread - well played, sir, please look me up if you find yourself in Toronto!

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

\o/

― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

Right! Who Ctrl+F 'd their user name to see if it could have been them?

I know I did :-)

― StanM, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

LOL! I'm too shy to name names. Plus he might think I am a big creep!!

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

'well played sir' classic finishing line imo

― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

"top effort, my dear fellow"

― You are Rebels! You are all yankees (country matters), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

IN THE HOLE like a beery golf fan tbh

― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah! Let's back it up to where I was classy and possibly sporting a monocle..

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

youse guys ain't no fun

― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

I'm busy scrolling thru WDYLLs to see if he's as cute as I remember

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

i missed this thread but tbh i can't say i've done this, hope nobody's feeling are hurt

― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

think i would need to see someone moving/hear them talking before i could do this, certainly WDYLL's wouldn't fuel anything

― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

maybe if ppl posted pictures of they butts

― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah. I've perhaps fancied an ILXatrice or two, but only in a distant way.

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

(xpost)
http://www.langhalegardens.co.uk/shop/product%20pictures/pumps/waterbutt.jpg

― the visible spectrum is rainbows (snoball), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

would tap that

― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

ok as long as the criteria of this poll does NOT include masturbating during said ilxor fantasy then i can officially change my vote...

right...

about...

now.

― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

(xpost) you turn me on...

― the visible spectrum is rainbows (snoball), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

weirdos.

― ian, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

I'm married to an ILXor, so yes, although I guess that violates the spirit, if not the letter, of this poll.

― she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

does it count if we've already had sex with said ILXor?

― claws of jungle red (Stevie D), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

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