what do you tend to prefer masturbating over?

This should really be on ILTMI.

Kind of moves through stages, really.

(non-porn*) pictures -> erotic writing -> fantasies/scenarios

*this is really only because it's almost impossible to find actual pornographic imagery featuring the type of sex object I would actually want to masturbate over.

Memories can have a better intensity (almost said 'pay off' - but that provides too graphic an image)...but risk reviving old thoughts and neuroses.

Porn provides a quick fix but - like fast food - is usually forgotten a few seconds later

I don't think I've *ever* masturbated over a memory.

Hey everyone, I'm going to be sick!!

memories are okay but they can bring back stuff youd prefer was buried.

porn i think can be unhealthy after a while. esp with how gonzo etc has infiltrated seemingly all porn.

http://thebluerepublic.com/Gallery/albums/album02/gonzo_chicken.jpg

You go in on Muppets?

Porn provides a quick fix but - like fast food watching Bravo - is usually forgotten a few seconds later

Fixed. I'm not sure why anyone would want to remember their masturbation sessions! "March 13, 2006...now THERE was a doozy. Fuckin' intense."

Up in good case, and so by coach to St. James’s after my fellows, and there did our business, which is mostly every day to complain of want of money, and that only will undo us in a little time. Here, among other things, before us all, the Duke of Yorke did say, that now at length he is come to a sure knowledge that the Dutch did lose in the late engagements twenty-nine captains and thirteen ships. Upon which Sir W. Coventry did publickly move, that if his Royal Highness had this of a certainty, it would be of use to send this down to the fleete, and to cause it to be spread about the fleete, for the recovering of the spirits of the officers and seamen; who are under great dejectedness for want of knowing that they did do any thing against the enemy, notwithstanding all that they did to us. Which, though it be true, yet methought was one of the most dishonourable motions to our countrymen that ever was made; and is worth remembering. Thence with Sir W. Pen home, calling at Lilly’s, to have a time appointed when to be drawn among the other Commanders of Flags the last year’s fight. And so full of work Lilly is, that he was fain to take his(REDACTED) out to see how his(REDACTED) is appointed, and appointed six days hence for him to come between seven and eight in the morning.

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PATRICK: Did you know which (pr0n) tape?

STEVE: I don't take notes Patrick. I don't know which tape is in the (video) machine at any given moment.

PATRICK: But did you know if it's one of those tapes.

STEVE: I couldn't remember. I don't keep a self-abuse log.

JEFF: Neither do I.

in before "WDYLL threads"

Bob Six OTM.

I'm genuinely interested to find out which area Kate had never considered before.

"You can't put your arms around a memory
no, you can't put your arms around a memory
But if you try sometimes
you just might find
you knock out yr seed!"

i get a bit nostalgic for the days of sweating while making sure no one was in the shop before stepping to the counter with playboy.

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Write-in vote for "babies".

lmao

LOL

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confusingest thread title

LOL. Yes.

can someone change it to "what do you tend to prefer masturbating regarding"

I would have said "to"? The way it is now is making for some particularly horrifying mental images.

i only think:

i prefer masturbating to doing _________
i prefer masturbating over my coworker when he falls asleep at his desk

regarding ;_;

xxp

i prefer masturbating under the stars tbqh

yeah xp but it would be funny if you could say masturbating regarding

i was answering the question

moons over my hammy

LOL jordan

oh my xp was for enbb not lj, wireless is slow and i caught a lot of xposts

they moved the masturbating aspie next to me at work

uhhhhh what now?

btw - There was a masturbating aspie at my old job. ;_;

Masturbating over the rainbow.

ROY...G...BVvvvvvv

*sploosh*

what do you prefer masturbating with respect to?

not ending sentences with prepositions (rimshot)

what do you prefer masturbating in light of?

what is your preferred form of mental stimulus to aid the process of masturbation over with to?

lol!

haha

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