TMI Poll I: Have you ever tasted yourself?

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Men, have you tasted your own semen? Ladies, do you know what your vagine tastes like?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
I am male and I have tasted myself 28
I am male and I have not tasted myself 18
I am female and I have tasted myself 6
I am female and I have not tasted myself 2


"lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

http://i29.tinypic.com/bbmmu.jpg

Snorks is worst cartoon in america and world plus fuck Snorks (iiiijjjj), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

good poll

Instead of any last minute cramming for my math exam, I am blogging (Tape Store), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

and no, not yet at least

Instead of any last minute cramming for my math exam, I am blogging (Tape Store), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

I misread this as "Have you ever tased yourself?"

actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

Don't tase me, me

He was only 21 years old when he 16 (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

I have friends that have tased themselves.

actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

Why was this moved? No one reads ILTMI; it was meant for ILE

"lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23:44 (sixteen years ago)

mods are prudes!

also, i have tasted myself. and many others.

gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 04:24 (sixteen years ago)

hope u get tested on the reg.

ian, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 05:32 (sixteen years ago)

no

igloo-fifty-four-quart-sports-ice-chest.jpg (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 05:49 (sixteen years ago)

Is this related to the zombie eating habits thread?

actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 07:44 (sixteen years ago)

Have no idea why the mods move this but unFORTUNATELY ILE is also full of prudes & I think a recent spat of sexually themed threads devolving into psychosexual meltdowns & character assaults may also be a factor.

bad-boy cartographer (Abbott), Thursday, 23 July 2009 06:44 (sixteen years ago)

fwiw I have both tased and tasted myself, I win.

bad-boy cartographer (Abbott), Thursday, 23 July 2009 06:46 (sixteen years ago)

By 'full of prudes' I mean 'maybe there's a lot of people who aren't like 'oh man you know what I would love to read about first thing in the morning at work? the self-described flavors of ILXors' sexual fluids' and that makes sense.'

bad-boy cartographer (Abbott), Thursday, 23 July 2009 07:51 (sixteen years ago)

I thought everyone has tasted themselves? Why wouldn't they have?

Tuomas, Thursday, 23 July 2009 11:32 (sixteen years ago)

You can't make a Sundae out of any old person, Tuomas.

challop matters (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 July 2009 12:18 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.globalhermit.com/ilx/tuomas-sundae.jpg

challop matters (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 July 2009 12:20 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.greeneyewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/divinyls.jpg

Lisa Simpson = a fictional bitch (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 July 2009 13:17 (sixteen years ago)

i licked it just to see if my girlfriend was being honest when she said it tastes like sherbert (lol). never eaten it though.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 23 July 2009 15:46 (sixteen years ago)

I thought everyone has tasted themselves? Why wouldn't they have?

Do you want someone to actually attempt to answer this question for you? y/n

nabisco, Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:11 (sixteen years ago)

OK in Tuomas' defense, this came up on another thread wherein I basically assumed that this was something everyone (esp guys for some reason)did at some point.

Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:31 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, I just thought everyone's curious enough about their bodies to have tried this.

Tuomas, Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:35 (sixteen years ago)

And even though there may be some who are not, I kind of figured that this also sort of inadvertently happens every once in a while anyway.

Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:36 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, at least indirectly, via kissing and stuff.

Tuomas, Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:41 (sixteen years ago)

Any guy who wants to come in someone else's mouth should at least be courteous enough to know what it tastes like.

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:42 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, exactly to both of those.

Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

So then I'm to take it that you don't require an answer to that question? y/n

nabisco, Thursday, 23 July 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)

Tuomas is probably out tasting things and will get back to you tomorrow a.m. Helsinki-time.

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Thursday, 23 July 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

i've neer tasted my own semen if that's the specific question.

Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:10 (sixteen years ago)

um does that imply that you have tasted some of your other....products?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:11 (sixteen years ago)

like throwing up in your mouth a little?

actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)

no, no.

Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:15 (sixteen years ago)

i think this is probably one of the first things i did when i realized rubbing it made stuff come out. people who haven't been curious enough to, or think it is too gross, seem weird to me. each to their own, though.

Highly trained BBQ chef (rockapads), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:27 (sixteen years ago)

i don't know why i never have in light of the serious logic thrown down by rockapads

freakin pecan (jdchurchill), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)

these categories should be subdivided by nationality for reasons beyond our comprehension.

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

btw i don't think it's "gross" not to taste yourself but if you are rubbing yourself while actively objecting to the idea you probably need to confront some internal conflicts.

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

I think we can comprehend the rationale to subdivide the categories by nationality in this instance.

actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago)

the only time you will ever see 'finland' and 'rest of the world' as a pair of options.

Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:41 (sixteen years ago)

bukkake is called a "tasting menu" in finland

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:42 (sixteen years ago)

haha I never disagreed with Tuomas's logic, just wasn't sure how much the question was rhetorical

nabisco, Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:44 (sixteen years ago)

I think "where's a good place for me to stay in London?" is the first non-rhetorical question he's ever asked here.

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Friday, 24 July 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 26 July 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 27 July 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

women be tastin!

Four-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! (HI DERE), Monday, 27 July 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

dan

bad-boy (sic) cartographer (actually a girl) (called) (not named) (Abbo (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 01:55 (sixteen years ago)

what do your genitals taste like?
ah fuck it, what do you all taste like?

bad-boy (sic) cartographer (actually a girl) (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

New Pill makes your semen taste sweet-she'll swallow and love it

lol

bad-boy (sic) cartographer (actually a girl) (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

well we all learned something here. oh wait no we didn't.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 02:00 (sixteen years ago)

they changed the flavor of the pink SweetTart

bad-boy (sic) cartographer (actually a girl) (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 02:00 (sixteen years ago)

those squeezable tube things look ... just wrong.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 03:44 (sixteen years ago)

Heck, why do you think semen tastes bad?
So we don't spend all our time drinking it, and become extinct!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 25 March 2005 08:46 (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 09:05 (sixteen years ago)

A++++ forever

bad-boy (sic) cartographer (actually a girl) (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

The idea of tasting any semen grosses me out. I can't believe the hot dude I hooked up with last week swallowed mine.

Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

!

velko, Monday, 3 August 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

this is ILTMI.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

I think the "!" is bafflement at how one consistently, completely avoids any semen-mouth contact during fellatio.

a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

morbs please don't tell me you use a dental dam

hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

We need to talk about your new job, Morbs.

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

I'm not talking about "any contact," esp if yer talkin' precum. I mean the full monty, a swishy mouthful.

Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

(and sometimes I just lay back, relax and enjoy the show)

Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

http://nsaney.com/pics/mj_popcorn.gif

omar little, Monday, 3 August 2009 22:48 (sixteen years ago)

that's possibly the best use of that gif in the entire history of the internet

hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

Has anyone ever done or had a bj with a condom on the penis being blown? It sounds like an existential crisis imo.

a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:52 (sixteen years ago)

sometimes a dude just doesn't wanna be throat-struck by another's jet, fair play imo...i'd imagine fellatio interruptus is morbs' tactic rather than any sheath

hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

who is swallowing MJ's they-don't-care-about-cum in that gif?

Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

xp LJ: are you referring to the withdrawal method?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:58 (sixteen years ago)

You have to take it out before they cum bcz otherwise the sperm will get in your BELLY and that's how BABBY IS FORMED.

a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

I imagine you could get pretty fucked up from swollowing MJ's cum, but of course the weight ratio is skewed when you're that young.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

"I'm going to come" = "back away from the fireworks"

(orally I mean)

Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

My first boyfriend thought all the ejaculate had only one sperm in it.

a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

xp Abbott: like this?

http://chrissandel.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/juniormovie.jpg

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

What else could I be referring to? As a lad who's never hitherto sucked cock I have no idea what it must be like to stare down the barrel of a sousing but partners can generally be trusted to cooperate if there's no desire to contain or swallow. I'd probably swallow, to be fair.

hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:03 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfqUxbhXM1A

omar little, Monday, 3 August 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

I'd probably swallow, to be fair.

obligatory joke about the quality of Mexican food in the UK

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:06 (sixteen years ago)

hearing morbs loud and clear on this

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Saturday, 8 August 2009 01:53 (sixteen years ago)


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