TMI Poll I: Have you ever tasted yourself?

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Men, have you tasted your own semen? Ladies, do you know what your vagine tastes like?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
I am male and I have tasted myself	28
I am male and I have not tasted myself	18
I am female and I have tasted myself	6
I am female and I have not tasted myself	2

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

http://i29.tinypic.com/bbmmu.jpg

― Snorks is worst cartoon in america and world plus fuck Snorks (iiiijjjj), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

good poll

― Instead of any last minute cramming for my math exam, I am blogging (Tape Store), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

and no, not yet at least

― Instead of any last minute cramming for my math exam, I am blogging (Tape Store), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

I misread this as "Have you ever tased yourself?"

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

Don't tase me, me

― He was only 21 years old when he 16 (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

I have friends that have tased themselves.

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

Why was this moved? No one reads ILTMI; it was meant for ILE

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23:44 (sixteen years ago)

mods are prudes!

also, i have tasted myself. and many others.

― gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 04:24 (sixteen years ago)

hope u get tested on the reg.

― ian, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 05:32 (sixteen years ago)

― igloo-fifty-four-quart-sports-ice-chest.jpg (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 05:49 (sixteen years ago)

Is this related to the zombie eating habits thread?

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 07:44 (sixteen years ago)

Have no idea why the mods move this but unFORTUNATELY ILE is also full of prudes & I think a recent spat of sexually themed threads devolving into psychosexual meltdowns & character assaults may also be a factor.

― bad-boy cartographer (Abbott), Thursday, 23 July 2009 06:44 (sixteen years ago)

fwiw I have both tased and tasted myself, I win.

― bad-boy cartographer (Abbott), Thursday, 23 July 2009 06:46 (sixteen years ago)

By 'full of prudes' I mean 'maybe there's a lot of people who aren't like 'oh man you know what I would love to read about first thing in the morning at work? the self-described flavors of ILXors' sexual fluids' and that makes sense.'

― bad-boy cartographer (Abbott), Thursday, 23 July 2009 07:51 (sixteen years ago)

I thought everyone has tasted themselves? Why wouldn't they have?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 July 2009 11:32 (sixteen years ago)

You can't make a Sundae out of any old person, Tuomas.

― challop matters (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 July 2009 12:18 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.globalhermit.com/ilx/tuomas-sundae.jpg

― challop matters (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 July 2009 12:20 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.greeneyewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/divinyls.jpg

― Lisa Simpson = a fictional bitch (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 July 2009 13:17 (sixteen years ago)

i licked it just to see if my girlfriend was being honest when she said it tastes like sherbert (lol). never eaten it though.

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 23 July 2009 15:46 (sixteen years ago)

I thought everyone has tasted themselves? Why wouldn't they have?

Do you want someone to actually attempt to answer this question for you? y/n

― nabisco, Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:11 (sixteen years ago)

OK in Tuomas' defense, this came up on another thread wherein I basically assumed that this was something everyone (esp guys for some reason)did at some point.

― Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:31 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, I just thought everyone's curious enough about their bodies to have tried this.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:35 (sixteen years ago)

And even though there may be some who are not, I kind of figured that this also sort of inadvertently happens every once in a while anyway.

― Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:36 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, at least indirectly, via kissing and stuff.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:41 (sixteen years ago)

Any guy who wants to come in someone else's mouth should at least be courteous enough to know what it tastes like.

― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:42 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, exactly to both of those.

― Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

So then I'm to take it that you don't require an answer to that question? y/n

― nabisco, Thursday, 23 July 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)

Tuomas is probably out tasting things and will get back to you tomorrow a.m. Helsinki-time.

― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Thursday, 23 July 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

i've neer tasted my own semen if that's the specific question.

― Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:10 (sixteen years ago)

um does that imply that you have tasted some of your other....products?

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:11 (sixteen years ago)

like throwing up in your mouth a little?

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)

no, no.

― Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:15 (sixteen years ago)

i think this is probably one of the first things i did when i realized rubbing it made stuff come out. people who haven't been curious enough to, or think it is too gross, seem weird to me. each to their own, though.

― Highly trained BBQ chef (rockapads), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:27 (sixteen years ago)

i don't know why i never have in light of the serious logic thrown down by rockapads

― freakin pecan (jdchurchill), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)

these categories should be subdivided by nationality for reasons beyond our comprehension.

― N1ck (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

btw i don't think it's "gross" not to taste yourself but if you are rubbing yourself while actively objecting to the idea you probably need to confront some internal conflicts.

― N1ck (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

I think we can comprehend the rationale to subdivide the categories by nationality in this instance.

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago)

the only time you will ever see 'finland' and 'rest of the world' as a pair of options.

― Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:41 (sixteen years ago)

bukkake is called a "tasting menu" in finland

― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:42 (sixteen years ago)

haha I never disagreed with Tuomas's logic, just wasn't sure how much the question was rhetorical

― nabisco, Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:44 (sixteen years ago)

I think "where's a good place for me to stay in London?" is the first non-rhetorical question he's ever asked here.

― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Friday, 24 July 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 26 July 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 27 July 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

women be tastin!

― Four-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! (HI DERE), Monday, 27 July 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

dan

― bad-boy (sic) cartographer (actually a girl) (called) (not named) (Abbo (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 01:55 (sixteen years ago)

what do your genitals taste like?
ah fuck it, what do you all taste like?

― bad-boy (sic) cartographer (actually a girl) (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

New Pill makes your semen taste sweet-she'll swallow and love it

lol

― bad-boy (sic) cartographer (actually a girl) (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

well we all learned something here. oh wait no we didn't.

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 02:00 (sixteen years ago)

they changed the flavor of the pink SweetTart

― bad-boy (sic) cartographer (actually a girl) (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 02:00 (sixteen years ago)

those squeezable tube things look ... just wrong.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 03:44 (sixteen years ago)

Heck, why do you think semen tastes bad?
So we don't spend all our time drinking it, and become extinct!
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 25 March 2005 08:46 (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 09:05 (sixteen years ago)

A++++ forever

― bad-boy (sic) cartographer (actually a girl) (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

The idea of tasting any semen grosses me out. I can't believe the hot dude I hooked up with last week swallowed mine.

― Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

― velko, Monday, 3 August 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

this is ILTMI.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

I think the "!" is bafflement at how one consistently, completely avoids any semen-mouth contact during fellatio.

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

morbs please don't tell me you use a dental dam

― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

We need to talk about your new job, Morbs.

― sir-mounter (Eric H.), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

I'm not talking about "any contact," esp if yer talkin' precum. I mean the full monty, a swishy mouthful.

― Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

(and sometimes I just lay back, relax and enjoy the show)

― Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

http://nsaney.com/pics/mj_popcorn.gif

― omar little, Monday, 3 August 2009 22:48 (sixteen years ago)

that's possibly the best use of that gif in the entire history of the internet

― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

Has anyone ever done or had a bj with a condom on the penis being blown? It sounds like an existential crisis imo.

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:52 (sixteen years ago)

sometimes a dude just doesn't wanna be throat-struck by another's jet, fair play imo...i'd imagine fellatio interruptus is morbs' tactic rather than any sheath

― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

who is swallowing MJ's they-don't-care-about-cum in that gif?

― Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

xp LJ: are you referring to the withdrawal method?

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:58 (sixteen years ago)

You have to take it out before they cum bcz otherwise the sperm will get in your BELLY and that's how BABBY IS FORMED.

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

I imagine you could get pretty fucked up from swollowing MJ's cum, but of course the weight ratio is skewed when you're that young.

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

"I'm going to come" = "back away from the fireworks"

(orally I mean)

― Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

My first boyfriend thought all the ejaculate had only one sperm in it.

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

xp Abbott: like this?

http://chrissandel.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/juniormovie.jpg

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

What else could I be referring to? As a lad who's never hitherto sucked cock I have no idea what it must be like to stare down the barrel of a sousing but partners can generally be trusted to cooperate if there's no desire to contain or swallow. I'd probably swallow, to be fair.

― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:03 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfqUxbhXM1A

― omar little, Monday, 3 August 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

I'd probably swallow, to be fair.

obligatory joke about the quality of Mexican food in the UK

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:06 (sixteen years ago)

hearing morbs loud and clear on this

― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Saturday, 8 August 2009 01:53 (sixteen years ago)

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