how many people have you had sex with?

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
0-5	71
6-10	24
11-15	15
over 100	10
26-30	9
21-25	7
16-20	5
41-45	4
36-40	3
56-60	3
61-65	2
31-35	1
66-70	1
46-50	0
96-100	0
91-95	0
86-90	0
81-85	0
76-80	0
71-75	0
51-55	0

― Zeno, Friday, 17 July 2009 13:38 (fifteen years ago)

7. Told this to a girl I'm seeing now when she asked me about my number of sexual partners, thinking that it's pretty low for someone about to turn 25 and that she wouldn't be bothered, and she was quite annoyed and I had to have a half-hour conversation convincing her I'm not a man-slut. I've had sex with roughly one girl a year since I lost my virginity seemed to swing her.

― De Mysteriis Dom Passantino (jim), Friday, 17 July 2009 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

since it's a poll, no need for the rule of three

― Zeno, Friday, 17 July 2009 13:45 (fifteen years ago)

Where is "I literally have no fucking idea" option?

― Mad Props for Aeroplane (Masonic Boom), Friday, 17 July 2009 13:46 (fifteen years ago)

I've had sex with roughly

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Friday, 17 July 2009 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

as long as she doesnt think she's got only one year with you..
xpost

― Zeno, Friday, 17 July 2009 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

"Where is "I literally have no fucking idea" option?"

ne too, but i can guess more or less

― Zeno, Friday, 17 July 2009 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

"I had to have a half-hour conversation convincing her I'm not a man-slut"

she wants the benefits of a man slut, just without the actual sluttiness.

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Friday, 17 July 2009 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

The results from when someone did this a couple years ago:

POLL: How many sex partners have you had?

New ppl might result in different figures.

― best boos te kijken (ENBB), Friday, 17 July 2009 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

didnt know about that one..
but my poll is about sex with intercourse/fucking/making love..

― Zeno, Friday, 17 July 2009 13:53 (fifteen years ago)

I average out to about 1 a year, too, not that it works out quite that evenly. It'd be less if I could have ever made a relationship work. I'm quite hopeful about the current one, though.

― drunk shudder shades chick gets kicked out of mcdonalds totally (╓abies), Friday, 17 July 2009 13:55 (fifteen years ago)

Bah, I called her 'the current one' like I'm talking about a thing. Among a string of other 'things'. Poor wording. Not like that.

― drunk shudder shades chick gets kicked out of mcdonalds totally (╓abies), Friday, 17 July 2009 13:56 (fifteen years ago)

really terrible spacings

― mathgasmic! (country matters), Friday, 17 July 2009 13:57 (fifteen years ago)

should number 0-29 then 30-34, 35-39 etc for 10 more slots until 80-89, 90-99, 100-109, 110-119, 120-129, 130-149, 150-169, 170-199, 200+

― mathgasmic! (country matters), Friday, 17 July 2009 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think I can guess to within 5. Overlap of periods of severe alcoholism overlapping with periods of being in a touring rock band = bad combination for remembering these kinds of things with any degree of accuracy. I used to be able to remember them by their cities, even if their names and faces were gone, but now even that's hazy.

― Mad Props for Aeroplane (Masonic Boom), Friday, 17 July 2009 14:11 (fifteen years ago)

Personally I think there should be an option for 0 and another one for 1-5... not that I'd be voting for either of those, no sir </frigidaire>

― someone who is ranked fairly highly in an army of poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 17 July 2009 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

^otm

― Ludo, Friday, 17 July 2009 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

anyone who votes "over 100" automatically gets his username changed into (.. i don't know insert your own joke) so beware!

― Ludo, Friday, 17 July 2009 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

his or hers i should add

― Ludo, Friday, 17 July 2009 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Personally I think there should be an option for 0 and another one for 1-5... not that I'd be voting for either of those, no sir </frigidaire>

― someone who is ranked fairly highly in an army of poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, July 17, 2009 10:30 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Bitte Orca, nicht zu verletzen, sie (los blue jeans), Thursday, 23 July 2009 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

I don't see why anyone should be embarrassed by having 5 or fewer sexual partners, with n>0. Be embarrassed about the means, rather than the ends.

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 01:54 (fifteen years ago)

well women should be ashamed if they have MORE than 5, but guys should kill theyre damn saeelfs if they less than 5

― the shitbirdification of america's youth (cankles), Thursday, 23 July 2009 01:55 (fifteen years ago)

well women should be ashamed if they have MORE than 5

i meant more than 0 btw

― the shitbirdification of america's youth (cankles), Thursday, 23 July 2009 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

i fact u should actually have a negative number of partners if u a woman - dno how this works but its up2u to figure it out

― the shitbirdification of america's youth (cankles), Thursday, 23 July 2009 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

how then do woman make babbies?

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

i think you mean,
how is babby formed?

― tehresa, Thursday, 23 July 2009 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

if you make a babby is that negative 1?
if you make a dead babby is that negative 5?

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

if you make a dead babby and take it home and pretend it's really alive and gonna wake up through prayer and God's grace is that negative 1 gazillion?

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

o_O

― Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Thursday, 23 July 2009 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

no it just means u r mentally ill - probably need some kind of help in ur lyfe

any1 voting more than 5 is disgusting

― ₪_₪ (Lamp), Thursday, 23 July 2009 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

this thread needed some gratuitous o_O posts ...

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

lamp would u bone a zelda 2 cartridge if u could

― the shitbirdification of america's youth (cankles), Thursday, 23 July 2009 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

maybe you should leave the gratuitous o_O to canks

― tehresa, Thursday, 23 July 2009 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

LOOOOOOOOOOL T <3

― Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Thursday, 23 July 2009 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

cankles, please start a sex with inanimate objects poll.

thanks, tza for the feedback ...

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

just saying he is a master of his craft and all

― tehresa, Thursday, 23 July 2009 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

i bone zelda 2-3 times each nite in my dreams...

ooooooh senpai &c &c

― ₪_₪ (Lamp), Thursday, 23 July 2009 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

true that ... note to self:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3217/3015062728_6b27f9a6ae.jpg

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

511

― Snorks is worst cartoon in america and world plus fuck Snorks (iiiijjjj), Thursday, 23 July 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

Simultaneously?

― StanM, Thursday, 23 July 2009 06:19 (fifteen years ago)

Not that that would change my answer, but anyway.

― StanM, Thursday, 23 July 2009 06:24 (fifteen years ago)

what the fuck is wrong with you people

― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Thursday, 23 July 2009 06:28 (fifteen years ago)

ok sorry wait i get most of you, sarahel however? u outcanking the competition here

― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Thursday, 23 July 2009 06:30 (fifteen years ago)

lolcatmoticon will not save you here

― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Thursday, 23 July 2009 06:34 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.evilavatar.com/forums/images/evil/WHERE_IS_YOUR_GOD_NOW.jpg

― galumphing lummox (bug), Thursday, 23 July 2009 06:38 (fifteen years ago)

Those options are not making me feel good about myself... wish they were 0, 1-5, 5-10, 11-15, 16+.

― touch my bum / this is life (daavid), Thursday, 23 July 2009 07:21 (fifteen years ago)

...

― m. white btw (cozwn), Thursday, 23 July 2009 07:48 (fifteen years ago)

Only one!

― Mordy, Thursday, 23 July 2009 07:54 (fifteen years ago)

Not too many for a mid-twenty-something I guess =/. Though in August I will have a new, "real" job, I'll be living in an actual city, and I'll be within walking distance of several bars frequented by people I might actually have something in common with. Not really looking for notches on the belt, but, yeah, meeting girls is nice.

― riffed on by internet john krasinskis (circa1916), Thursday, 23 July 2009 08:45 (fifteen years ago)

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he went astray; so sue him

― Lisa Simpson = a fictional bitch (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

When was the point when most of you were getting laid so much that you lost track?

I think when I was younger and had had fewer sex partner the number of them seemed more important, and I always remembered it. When I grew older and the number became bigger, it simply didn't matter that much anymore, so I stopped keepig track of it. Also, to me it seems pretty inevitable that memories of one-night stands I had years ago, and never saw the person again, gradually fade away, so it would be kinda hard to calculate the exact number at this point.

― Tuomas, Thursday, July 23, 2009 9:50 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Probably being drunk/high for a lot of one night stands is a big reason people forget them too...

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

I dated a guy for an entire month 13 years ago, and I can't remember his name. I'm usually really good at remembering names, dates, details, too. As you get older, and there are more experiences, things in your life, you forget more.

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

his name was derek

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

no, but it was something equally common.

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

doug?

― here comes the slug line (Lamp), Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

nick?

― Code Ten Abbott (country matters), Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

Ezekiel.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

gary?

― http://tinyurl.com/6l76lz (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

n/m it was cody

― here comes the slug line (Lamp), Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

i'm the guy! hi there, ex-girlfriend!!

― velko, Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

omg what drama

― Code Ten Abbott (country matters), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

xp velko: how did it work out with Erica and the baby?

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

aw, you know, i did the right thing

― velko, Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

damn the dude even revives long dead relationships

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

by going o_O

― Mark G, Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

xp: the baby wasn't yours, but you knew that. I still remember when she was in 7th grade and she and my best friend's little sister tucked their shirts into their bras to go to the Guns N Roses concert.

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

Also, I'm really glad that you're still around. I felt really guilty when you called to say you felt like killing yourself, after I'd made up my mind to use this opportunity to dump you. I hope there were no hard feelings.

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

no probs, i cheated on you anyways ; )

― velko, Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

"And sooo Louise... Got on the bus...."

― Mark G, Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

xp dude, you were a total rebound. I was only dating you to get over my ex.

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

it was doomed from the start ;_;

― velko, Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

I do love a happy ending

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

does that count as "having sex"?

― brash trash talker (dan m), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

Depends on what kind of 'happy ending' you're talking about.

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

being of a gender does that, dude xp

― Code Ten Abbott (country matters), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

you have engendered confusion in this heretofore straightforward narrative, L.

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

we all have sex

― Code Ten Abbott (country matters), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

when we are not stood up, that is

― Code Ten Abbott (country matters), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

I do love a happy ending

That's going to cost extra...

― grocery groin (snoball), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

anyway i hope u and velko patch up your differences and have awkward exsex i think it wd give us all a timely lift

― Code Ten Abbott (country matters), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

um, I'm pretty content being monogamous with my bf of 11 years thank you.

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

talk about a killjoy

― Code Ten Abbott (country matters), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

it's ok, we still have our memories (except for the names)

― velko, Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

I'm sure if someone is jonesing for some explicit material involving ilxors, there is plenty in the archives ...let me think, what's a good search term to find some???

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

um, I'm pretty content being monogamous with my bf of 11 years thank you.

gaaaaaay

― here comes the slug line (Lamp), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

if either of us were gay, there'd be a real problem.

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

just realized I missed the opportunity to comment on LJ's "timely lift." Probably for the best.

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

"punctual elevator"

― Code Ten Abbott (country matters), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

I hardly knew her ...

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

well, i feel vindicated anyway.

― Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

uh, i've said too much.....

― Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

66-70 1

okay who's the Official ILX Slut

― girlish in the worst sense of that term (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

okay who thought it would be funny to say they'd had sex with 69 people?

― jaymc, Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

Yay team 0 !

― StanM, Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:06 (fifteen years ago)

i just started calculating what percentile my answer put me in and then felt kinda weird about it

― nabisco, Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

I was just gonna say I was surprised that results actually made sense and all but then I saw:

over 100 - 10

― touch my bum / this is life (daavid), Friday, 24 July 2009 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

xp velko: how did it work out with Erica and the baby?

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel)

I was really confused for a second there.

― Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Friday, 24 July 2009 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

Hey, I remembered his name was Jeff.

― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Friday, 24 July 2009 06:29 (fifteen years ago)

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