IF you could perform oral sex on yourself, would you truly 'never leave the house'?

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I'm thinking, unless one is already inclined to hermitude/agoraphobia, the answer is no.

bad-boy (sic) cartographer (actually a girl) (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

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bad-boy (sic) cartographer (actually a girl) (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

i would leave the house and have daring sexual encounters with myself in parks, down subways and along dark alleyways

country matters, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

Of course you would.

ENBB, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

a dong lark alleyways

meme-first attitude (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

ew

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

too soon

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

I hate oral sex.

But I also hate leaving the house.

OH! the dilemma.

Your Mother Smells Of Elderflower (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 08:36 (fifteen years ago)

Handjob from another person is still better than wanking, so I don't see why this wouldn't be the case with oral sex too. Especially considering how uncomfortable the position in which you can do this would be.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 09:37 (fifteen years ago)

depending on your flexibility, tbhuonest

Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 09:38 (fifteen years ago)

depending on the other person, too.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 09:41 (fifteen years ago)

Well yeah, I didn't mean in all cases, but in the best case. So this is really not a good argument for never leaving the house.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 09:45 (fifteen years ago)


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