"Born to hand-job, baby" poll: are you good at manually stimulating another person to orgasm?

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It doesn't matter the gender of the giver or receiver. I think this is a pretty clear-cut thing: they don't complain during, and they do finish = you did a good job, sports fan.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Yes 26
No idea 10
No 6


cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Monday, 17 August 2009 19:06 (sixteen years ago)

thank God for the comma

it's like i have a couple worked up vadges under my arms (HI DERE), Monday, 17 August 2009 19:09 (sixteen years ago)

No idea ... we usually finish things off using other methods.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 19:12 (sixteen years ago)

er, that should be always, instead of usually.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 19:13 (sixteen years ago)

i'm not sure if the skill set is fully transferrable from one type of genitalia to the other tbh

there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Monday, 17 August 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

good god no! I'm assuming a person is generally dealing with one or the other tho & not just grabbing at any old crotch they see, regardless of gender.

cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Monday, 17 August 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

oh shit, I should change my answe then

nate dogg is a feeling (HI DERE), Monday, 17 August 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)

key phrase = "another person"

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)

I was trying not to be phallocentric here ;_;

cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Monday, 17 August 2009 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

Am I missing the phallocentrism?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 19:29 (sixteen years ago)

i voted based on my experience but read the question as referring to either / both sets where applicable

there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Monday, 17 August 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)

One of my partners had anatomical issues which prevented us from having regular intercourse, so as a consequence I learned to be really good at getting her there by other means.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 17 August 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

o_O?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

hello world!

cockles (country matters), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

It doesn't matter the gender of the giver or receiver.

OMG yes it certainly does! This is partly what I meant on the dick thread, when I said that pussies come with a longer instruction manual. Dicks need a bit of rubbing, preferably in an up-down motion, and that's the end of that fable. Pussies... well, let's just say that I have learned much better ways to bring a woman to orgasm than with my hand. It's just not a very efficient way to go about it to begin with. I'm not saying it doesn't work, full stop, or that the hand is irrelevant. It's just that hand alone a crude, teenager-y, kind of trying to be sneaky way to even attempt to get a woman off. Sure, it would be my first choice in a movie theater, but... well. There that is. Meanwhile, a bit of rubbing in an up-down motion is pretty foolproof for a penis.

or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

iltmi

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 17 August 2009 20:48 (sixteen years ago)

xxp or not, take your pick

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 17 August 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

Meanwhile, a bit of rubbing in an up-down motion is pretty foolproof for a penis.

If you're uncircumcised it's a bit more complex than that.

the visible spectrum is rainbows (snoball), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

no, just curious about the "anatomical issues"

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

Could have timed my arrival a bit better there.

cockles (country matters), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

I worded that v poorly I guess: I was trying to say are you good at giving handjobs to whichever gender you typically get touchy-feely with? This question isn't specifying; I'm not asking you to answer abt some sex organs you never interact with.

god bless this -ation (Abbott), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

sarahel I don't completely understand what was going on and I didn't go with her to the gynecologist so I never really got the detailed rundown, but suffice it to say that when she went in to the gyno they had to use the child forceps on her because the regular forceps hurt too much.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 17 August 2009 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

I'm not asking you to answer abt some sex organs you never interact with.

I interact with both the major types pretty regularly though. One more than the other, obv.

or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:53 (sixteen years ago)

that seemed pretty clear to me - the gist being: when you do it, are you successful?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:53 (sixteen years ago)

If you're uncircumcised it's a bit more complex than that.

Really? I want to know more.

or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

Meanwhile, a bit of rubbing in an up-down motion is pretty foolproof for a penis.

I think some gripping is also useful ...

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Erection_Development.jpg
(NSFW)
Basically the end bit is more sensitive because it's covered by the foreskin most of the time, therefore has not been desensitised by rubbing against the inside of underwear. Also the way the foreskin is attached by the frenulum means that you have to be a bit careful with it, it does hurt a bit if the foreskin is yanked back.

the visible spectrum is rainbows (snoball), Monday, 17 August 2009 21:00 (sixteen years ago)

test

hüzün (Masonic Boom), Monday, 17 August 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)

OK, I'm back. Thanks, Dan.

I would 100x more rather have a good hand job than cunilingus. The best was combination of hand and penis, but that can be quite tricky in all except a few positions.

In giving, no idea whether I was any good at hand jobbing, as it was rare that I did without mouth getting involved.

hüzün (Masonic Boom), Monday, 17 August 2009 21:20 (sixteen years ago)

though this thread was about tuomas

hersheyshighway (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 17 August 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

... now I get Dan's post about the commas.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 21:24 (sixteen years ago)

I would 100x more rather have a good hand job than cunilingus.

This board is so educational. I have never heard this before, anywhere, ever.

or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Monday, 17 August 2009 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

make that twice.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 22:04 (sixteen years ago)

i would hereby like to state that i too would enjoy receiving a good handjob more than receiving cunnilingus

cockles (country matters), Monday, 17 August 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)

I realize this is a small sampling, but I thought women LOVED cunnilingus! Now I'm going back in my mind throughout my sexual history and singling out all the fakers.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 17 August 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

A lot of women do ... I feel pretty rare in not being into it, anymore. Not sure what changed.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)

I love cunnilingus but there's something so sweet about your beau putting his hand down the front of your jeans...maybe some formative sexual thing for me, like making out in cars or tents>>>>making out anywhere else.

god bless this -ation (Abbott), Monday, 17 August 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)

Plus I have to admit it's way easier to correct a man touching you; you just grab his hand and move it the few tiny mm in the right direction or readjust the pace, pressure, etc. Cunnilingus has a lot more of a learning curve in directing the person to do it perfectly.

god bless this -ation (Abbott), Monday, 17 August 2009 23:14 (sixteen years ago)

That makes sense.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 17 August 2009 23:17 (sixteen years ago)

It does, yeah.

It's still a first, though.

or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 01:27 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZSOyjqgITI

Eazy, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 05:41 (sixteen years ago)

NSFW!

Eazy, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 05:43 (sixteen years ago)

If you read this board at work, you have it coming. So to speak.

or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 05:48 (sixteen years ago)

What's great about that scene in Fear is that, despite the misleading YouTube title, it really is Reese's character's moment of losing her virginity -- reflecting more the complexity of non-cinema sex and rites of passage in a way that I've hardly ever seen in another movie.

Eazy, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 06:18 (sixteen years ago)

kane_clap.gif xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 06:40 (sixteen years ago)

I realize this is a small sampling, but I thought women LOVED cunnilingus!

Well, then this board really has taught some people something. There is no ONE SIZE FITS ALL approach to the sexuality of women.

If you walk into a sexual situation thinking "this woman will love my smooth moves because ALL women love X" then you are doomed to failure. Women are not all alike, and the same things do not turn them all on.

There is something very... mmm... furtive, sweet, first-time mmmmm about your partner touching you. Also, I just like hands, fingers, arms - I find them very sexy in general. ::runs off to find pictures of OL&M's massive hands being oh so gentle and skillful on his mixing desk::

hüzün (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 08:53 (sixteen years ago)

i have definitely known women who didn't like cunnilingus, but then i've known some who would quite happily have nothing else

you! me! posting! (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 09:36 (sixteen years ago)

Fair enough. In my world, "all women" means the six I've slept with.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 10:46 (sixteen years ago)

Meanwhile, a bit of rubbing in an up-down motion is pretty foolproof for a penis.

Pretty boring, or routine though. There are more effective methods than the old fist pump.

DavidM, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 15:53 (sixteen years ago)

If you're uncircumcised it's a bit more complex than that

the hell it is

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:31 (sixteen years ago)

god i love british people talking frankly abt sex - its the greatest joy

You are Rebels! You are all yankees (country matters), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:37 (sixteen years ago)

"all women" means the six I've slept with.

Scrimage sex.

Q. Tarantino Presents: Popeye (Eazy), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 21 August 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

The official youtube video of ILTMI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hm7FqjagJo

or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Saturday, 22 August 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 22 August 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)


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