American penises are floppier than British penises. For why?

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Not sayin' this is a bad thing, just sayin.

― Turgid Todger, Monday, 24 August 2009 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

ARRGGGGHHH MAKE IT STOP

― Parody Thread Police, Monday, 24 August 2009 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

hahahaha

― :-), Monday, 24 August 2009 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

A+ parody thread

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 24 August 2009 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

I'm sorry, my hands are tied....TO MY PENIS.

― Parody Thread District Attorney, Monday, 24 August 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

i recall a photo on ilx from some time ago that would give me cause to dispute this thread title

― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Monday, 24 August 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

It's a parody thread ... in reality Americans are firmer ...

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 24 August 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

With the British, it's not just the upper lip that is stiff!

― Parody Thread Judge Judy, Monday, 24 August 2009 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

With the American's, there's just more to flop about.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 24 August 2009 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

Has your penis ever become American over another ilxor?

― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Monday, 24 August 2009 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

options:
yes my penis has become American
no my penis has never become American
my penis is already American
I am American and have no penis
I am from some other weird random country and have no penis
wacky write-in vote

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 24 August 2009 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

i have not, and have never had, a member of anti-american organ

― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Monday, 24 August 2009 22:43 (seventeen years ago)

you brits and your spotted dicks

― sad zings of destiny (latebloomer), Monday, 24 August 2009 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

viriligo?

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 24 August 2009 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

sorry ... vitiligo?

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 24 August 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

also A+ calum-style screenname

― salvador dollywood (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 24 August 2009 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

who? whose?

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 24 August 2009 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

yes that was true

― lynxshadow, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)

British people don't generally get circumsized, do they? Maybe the lack of foreskin makes the penis floppier?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 09:02 (sixteen years ago)

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