How to stop cursing all the time at nothing in particular because you are angry about your existential problem.

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Say "bunnies" or "cookies" or "rainbows" or "favorite records" or something instead of "fuck," "shit," "fuckin' fuck-fuck" or "godfucking fuck goddamn." It helps.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 03:36 (fifteen years ago)

could never manage this, always felt stupid saying that rainbows.

ian, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

What if I'm not angry and have no real existential problem, but actively enjoy cursing all the same?

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 05:13 (fifteen years ago)

don't lie to yourself we all have existential problems.

ian, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 05:18 (fifteen years ago)

FUCK YOU

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 05:21 (fifteen years ago)

(lol)

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 05:21 (fifteen years ago)

;D

ian, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 05:26 (fifteen years ago)

I find cursing very liberating, esp when getting out of work at 11:20 pm.

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 05:28 (fifteen years ago)

Because all the muttering and tooth grinding will eventually cause you to resemble a mentally ill street person. It's not a good look.

girls just wanna have mixtapes (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 09:31 (fifteen years ago)

you don't want to turn into:

Drunk 'n' noisy neighbor

girls just wanna have mixtapes (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 09:35 (fifteen years ago)

TOO LATE

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

I was going to suggest saying almost-swears like "motherfudger", but that probably would sound just as crazy.

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

I just find myself muttering 'bunnyfuck', 'cookunties', and 'rainblow me'.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

while you drink your coffee?

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, almost constantly.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

MELONFARMER

omar little, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

I like this advice.

Squash weather (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

cokejockey

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

I have been saying "rainbows" and "kitties" for about a day now when I think of persistently negative things and it has reduced the cursing altogether. Maybe two days? No more mindless angry cursing here!

bamcquern, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 23:30 (fifteen years ago)

"that rainbows"

so cute

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Saturday, 26 September 2009 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

FIRETRUCK THAT SKEEBALL MAAAAAAAANNN

ian, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

lol

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

bunnies

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 19:28 (fifteen years ago)


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