Say "bunnies" or "cookies" or "rainbows" or "favorite records" or something instead of "fuck," "shit," "fuckin' fuck-fuck" or "godfucking fuck goddamn." It helps.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 03:36 (seventeen years ago)
could never manage this, always felt stupid saying that rainbows.
― ian, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 05:01 (seventeen years ago)
What if I'm not angry and have no real existential problem, but actively enjoy cursing all the same?
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 05:13 (seventeen years ago)
don't lie to yourself we all have existential problems.
― ian, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 05:18 (seventeen years ago)
FUCK YOU
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 05:21 (seventeen years ago)
(lol)
;D
― ian, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 05:26 (seventeen years ago)
I find cursing very liberating, esp when getting out of work at 11:20 pm.
― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 05:28 (seventeen years ago)
Because all the muttering and tooth grinding will eventually cause you to resemble a mentally ill street person. It's not a good look.
― girls just wanna have mixtapes (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 09:31 (seventeen years ago)
you don't want to turn into:
Drunk 'n' noisy neighbor
― girls just wanna have mixtapes (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 09:35 (seventeen years ago)
TOO LATE
― Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:28 (seventeen years ago)
I was going to suggest saying almost-swears like "motherfudger", but that probably would sound just as crazy.
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:30 (seventeen years ago)
I just find myself muttering 'bunnyfuck', 'cookunties', and 'rainblow me'.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:31 (seventeen years ago)
while you drink your coffee?
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:35 (seventeen years ago)
Oh, almost constantly.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:37 (seventeen years ago)
MELONFARMER
― omar little, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:45 (seventeen years ago)
I like this advice.
― Squash weather (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)
cokejockey
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 21:51 (seventeen years ago)
I have been saying "rainbows" and "kitties" for about a day now when I think of persistently negative things and it has reduced the cursing altogether. Maybe two days? No more mindless angry cursing here!
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)
"that rainbows"
so cute
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Saturday, 26 September 2009 23:05 (seventeen years ago)
FIRETRUCK THAT SKEEBALL MAAAAAAAANNN
― ian, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:35 (seventeen years ago)
lol
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:36 (seventeen years ago)
bunnies
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 19:28 (seventeen years ago)