the all purpose list of valubale, succulent fetishes for an upcoming poll

oh boy! we list here of fetishes now
gay and lesbian won't be included because they are much more lifestyles and would outright win the upcoming poll

hay bale
Christian Bale

sorry - cheap joke at typo - this thread has potential to be so much more

Um. How about. Let me think.

glasses fetish
construction worker's uniform fetish
soap bubbles fetish
bruise fetish
poor people fetish (turned on by exaggeratedly slovenly & impoverished look)
tech pr0n fetish
book smell fetish
anorexia fetish
construction of new orifices fetish

eating and pooping at the same time

feet
guitar pedals
amputees
fur
leather
exotic ethnicities

I'd throw heterosexual on here but it would probably run away with the poll

heterosexuality and homosexuality aren't fetishes

furry fetish
cosplay fetish
uniform fetish

eating and pooping at the same time

― bamcquern, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 8:33 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

when i was 4 i asked my mom whether eating on the toilet would make you have to poop more. she said no but i didn't believe her.

aqualung fetish xp

heterosexuality and homosexuality aren't fetishes

.....that was the point I was making (in smartass fashion)

"I have a fetish for sticking my penis in a vagina. It really turns me on."

Last night I had a conversation about hypothetically using all of your holes at the same time, like having a leaky ear infection and a runny nose and eating and peeing and pooping. While you're crying.

aqualung is a good one

you'd have to sweat to really make it count xp

I shake my fist at you Jagger (nb, not a fetish)

force feeding

xp bamcquern - i think it's called "stuffing"

Crazy.

Although we didn't discuss it as a turn on. Just a thing to do.

lol just playin' dude, look probably works for some though, who knows

For funsies.

I know you didn't mean it for yourself! I just think it's funny.

Or imaginative.

masturbating in front of a baby?

i misread that as iron lung. I had a roommate who had a Jethro Tull fetish.

What's the difference between an iron lung and an aqua lung? Is an aqualung like a sleep deprivation chamber? That wouldn't be the funnest love-making for me.

Effing flutes and shit.

she was a regular goth chick when we started living together, then she morphed into this Jethro Tull fetishist. I felt the victim of some serious bait & switch.

Seems like a doable transformation, this goth to Tull.

fortunately she did most of her Tull fetishism at her bf's ... but it required a lot of restraint on my part not to disclose my general dislike for the flute.

back on topic:

adult babies

grooooooooosssssssssssssssss

balloons, and bouncing on balloons, and popping of said balloons

i'm trying to think of something worse than adult babies

actual babies

tub babies

i think adult babies are worse ... though maybe actual dead babies

less gross than adult babies:

clowns

hmm Robin Williams is gonna have a nude scene in one of his next films.. is that worse? Oh, and he let his daughter go watch the movie without giving her the heads up

"apotemnophilia"

good one

I was happy to open up the thread and see this as one of the first ones listed: glasses fetish

Not that glasses trigger a boner or anything, but I think most people are more attractive with them.

No midgets, no credibility.

http://www.somethingawful.com/fakesa/fetish/

^relevant

Too bad this poll never made it.

Well I originally wanted to do the normal fetishes (but I didn't say nothing to hinder the crazy responses).
I still might do a poll with the basic video categories on sites like Empflix and Redtube.

Amateur
Anal
Ass
BBW
BDSM
Big Cock
Big Tits
Bj/Hj
Creampie
Cumshot
Cunnilingus
DP
Feet
Femdom
Fisting
Gangbang
Gothic
Granny
Hairy
Hentai
Insertion/Toys
Mature
Milf
Pantyhose
Petite
Pregnant
Public
Roleplaying
Spanking
Squirting
Swingers
Teens
Upskirt
Voyeurism

so that's basically the list I'll start working on

Exhibitionism
Piercing
Spandex/Rubber
Undergarments

add deafness fetish to the list because it's my fetish

You know, I was watching Heroes today, and the new deaf girl is hot. It seems like most of the deaf girls in movies or TV are really hot and it might just be my fetish too. I will include some handicap fetishes.

But when you think about it, is the reason why people have handicapped fetish is because they feel the need to nurture someone? Or in the case of a deafness fetish is the reason you have this fetish because you feel like the deaf person would actually be a really good listener (erm let me explain)? A deaf person might not talk as much because of the difficulties in communicating (being mute).. so instead they are a really good listener aka. lip reader etc.) and a deaf fetish might indicate that you want somebody who listens and/or enjoys everything you have to say.

deaf does not equal mute.

you don't say

I know but the deaf girls on tv are also mute

well sometimes they can talk but it just comes out funny (in a cute way lol?)

I dunno, shutup

that list is just a major disappointment - after all the work we did making up more entertaining ones upthread.

I like the noises deaf men presumably make in bed.

this is somewhat offtopic but there's a regular customer at my store who makes his living editing extreme porn. he brought my co-worker a video called "water power" which is abt forced enemas. so you can add that to yer list & smoke it.

I like the noises deaf men presumably make in bed.

I dated an ASL teacher for a while, and she said one ex helplessly cried out "mama" when he came. Creeped her right the fuck out.