what happened? i am confused.
― ian, Saturday, 17 October 2009 01:14 (fifteen years ago)
just enjoy it. don't ask questions.
― ^has piles and piles of black friends. They use my bathroom (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 17 October 2009 01:17 (fifteen years ago)
Same thing here, only it's doritos and I know why
― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Saturday, 17 October 2009 01:21 (fifteen years ago)
been petting the cat a lot lately?
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:39 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZyLcZ1KzMlw/ST4hGhQ5gTI/AAAAAAAAARU/7vEGhh8f67M/s320/astral+sex.jpg
― velko, Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:44 (fifteen years ago)
my fingers smell like potential
― steamed hams (harbl), Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:48 (fifteen years ago)
my fingrs smell like macbook
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
Asstral Sex
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:08 (fifteen years ago)
i think maybe it's my balls that smell like pussy.
― ian, Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:15 (fifteen years ago)
need to shower imo.
(not to imply that i got laid obv, i am just gross and gamey.)
― ian, Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:16 (fifteen years ago)
i would be sad if balls smelled like pussy
― no hongro (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:18 (fifteen years ago)
pussy smell depends on the lady ime.
― ian, Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:20 (fifteen years ago)
fa sho
my balls smell like balls, for one
― no hongro (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:27 (fifteen years ago)
yeah so the smell on my fingers is gone btw... it was just there taunting me, making me dream lascivious daydreams, for a minute while i was at work... I wonder what was going on.
― ian, Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:33 (fifteen years ago)
u want sex
― no hongro (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago)
no thanks, but i appreciate the offer :D
― ian, Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:39 (fifteen years ago)
BTW in the middle of a bar DP checked his I phone to see who had said they were coming and let us know about this thread so I've known about your fingers smelling like pussy for hours even though I was nowhere near a computer myself.
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:43 (fifteen years ago)
really glad to hear that u guys got to talk about my fingers and their pussy smell, makes me feel less like i missed out on FAP fun.
― ian, Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago)
i was just out at a restaurant and this middle aged dude asked his sporty older cuttybait fitness girl, "are you my girlfriend?" and she paused and said, "i am your lover."
― access flap (omar little), Saturday, 17 October 2009 05:02 (fifteen years ago)
ttp://cgi.ebay.com/Happiness-is-a-Tight-Pussy-vintage-Iron-On-Transfer_W0QQitemZ200395026446QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item2ea879700e
― ian, Saturday, 17 October 2009 05:06 (fifteen years ago)
misogynists forget words of wisdom like that far too often~
― access flap (omar little), Saturday, 17 October 2009 05:08 (fifteen years ago)
"we eat pussy, we ain't fussy."
― ian, Saturday, 17 October 2009 05:09 (fifteen years ago)
lol @ cuttybait being a type now
― tehresa, Saturday, 17 October 2009 05:47 (fifteen years ago)
Ian, you weren't chewing on these new, er, mints, were you?
http://www.lovetolinger.com/
― StanM, Saturday, 17 October 2009 13:22 (fifteen years ago)
― access flap (omar little), Saturday, October 17, 2009 5:02 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
so much joyful lmao inspired by this sentence btw
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 October 2009 07:28 (fifteen years ago)
blame stanky w33d
― les rallizes gay nudes (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 18 October 2009 08:27 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i felt the joy in that sentence too omar
― surm, Sunday, 18 October 2009 08:33 (fifteen years ago)
This is happening.
Oh it's from the weed.
― Trip Maker, Saturday, 1 May 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
Is your stash smuggled into the institution in a pussy?
― StanM, Saturday, 1 May 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Friday, October 16, 2009 9:21 PM (6 months ago)
Never tried that Dorito's flavor....
― If You Ain't Gonna Wash It, I Ain't Gonna Eat It (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 2 May 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrNh9mjwrNI
― a modest crowd, not jammed (Eazy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 05:04 (fifteen years ago)
This is an olfactory illusion that I used to get occasionally. My fingers would smell like pussy, but after I thought about it for a minute I realized that I'd just been scratching my balls recently, and got confuzzed. I've had cigars where I could have sworn that the first puff tasted like pussy, and hair conditioner, and fish sauce on Vietnamese food... you get the idea. It's all just wishful thinking.
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Monday, 10 May 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)
Perhaps there are crotch odors that transcend gender.
― a modest crowd, not jammed (Eazy), Monday, 10 May 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
There should be a blind smell test. Like the Pepsi Challenge, only... more crotchy.
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 06:57 (fifteen years ago)
Or maybe not.
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 06:58 (fifteen years ago)
I Can't Believe It's Not Pussy
― a modest crowd, not jammed (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)
I just want to know why Kenan is smoking Bill Clinton's cigars
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)
Hecho a mano
― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
I can sorta imagine a cigar smelling a bit like pussy, but hair conditioner?! What kind of pussies have you been hanging with?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
what kind of vaginas smell like cigars???
― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
haha wait i totally misunderstood u tuomas
Perfect ones.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
(x-post, damn!)
and there goes my window of opportunity for Lewinsky pictures
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
You have pictures of Monica Lewinsky's vagina?!
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
Doesn't everyone?!
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
(weirdest Xmas card ever)