Revised Most Disturbing Fetish Poll - Child-free

construction of new orifices or amputees. whats cosplay, for fear of googling things on the list?

Costume play. I had to wait for my boss to leave to google that

Tina Fey dressed as Princess Leia = hot.

Pee/poop must win improved poll, followed by adult babies. What's the least disturbing on the list? Balloons?

adult babies generally involve pee/poop

I'm torn between eating disorders and new orifices.

I mean, most of them are just kinda ... OK, a bit weird but whatever floats your boat. However, it's the ones that involve actually physical harm to yr partner that seriously "disturb" me.

Poo still totally grosses me out, but I've know enough drugheads / people into alternative medicine/freaky religions that practice pee drinking in a non fetish situation that it's lost the power to shock me.

construction of new orifices

Does this actually happen - except in bamcquern's mind?

Seems like a lot of effort to get one's rocks off.

xp - considering the existence of Videodrome, it also happened in other people's minds as well.

tbh Videodrome wasn't a documentary

search for "new orifices" yielded this

Yeah, pee and poop should be separated. Pee, not offensive. Poop, maybe does it for some people, but makes me sick.

Just the idea of constructing new orifices sort of tops them all, though.

one of the most disturbing movies i've ever seen (August Underground) involves the fucking of a large gash in the abdomen.

it is.. revolting.

there needs to be a poll of the best movies with tummy vaginas

okay - Lars von Trier's Anti-Christ actually technically features the construction of a new orifice

I am a huge fan of squirting midget clowns, but the options for this poll have changed. Everything is ruined now.

Today my friend told me about farting fetish porn, and she described the girls' bleached anuses opening up to fart. I figured they would wear something light and diaphanous so that when they farted it would puff out a little. Then it would be a very chaste fetish.

"Opening up to fart"? Like, as preparation? I have never farted like that. That sounds like some kind of special talent.

Opening up while they were farting, then. I don't think they operate like garage doors, either.

ya the thought of construction of new orifices has left me nauseated, which is pretty impressive.

what the hell are aqualung and iron lung.

Svankmajer's FAUST involves the creation of a new orifice, but this is done by using an awl on a giant wooden marionette. Still, the guy I was dating at the time described it as the most disturbing scene he's ever seen in a film.

pee and poop being lumped together is absurd how many chances do u ppl need to get this right *smears feces on u*

iron lung:
http://www.guitargrandma.net/wordpress/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/story-pictures.jpg

aqua lung (i think):
http://images.buzzillions.com/images_customers/03/76/1003161_22357_full.jpg

I assumed that was a fetish of watching [as the] pretty panties run.

"Aqualung" has no definition on Urban Dictionary that has anything to do with a weird sex practice. I believe that we, the people of ILTMI, have a duty to provide one.

I don't quite get "poor people"... I know poor people can be intellectually fetishized, but what would a sexual fetish towards poor people be like?

xp I'm thinking it's basically waterboarding, only with female ejaculate.

Tuomas, there's a make-out story about poor people on the original thread, or the failed child-full poll thread. It's a real thing, like farting. And pooping and eating at the same time. And putting your genitals in a birdhouse and saying, "Come home to roost." And doing it against a running bandsaw. And pretending your member is a monster coming out of the garbage disposal, which ironically requires you not to own a garbage disposal. And doing it while your partner is ignoring you and text messaging. All real things.

for everyone's edification:

I was once standing outside a shop and next to me was a guy sitting vs. the shop window and asking for money. This extremely smartly dressed woman (like a cliche City High Flyer type) came up and starting talking to the guy. Then she whispered in his ear. There was more chat. She handing him a cigarette (iirc) and then they started deep kissing. I felt like maybe it was some kind of set-up and looked around for cameras but after a minute or so they stopped, the woman said "cheers" and walked away, bloke went back to asking for money like it was an everyday occurence (and maybe it was). It wasn't really disturbing but it was curious.

― PC Thug (Ned Trifle II), Friday, October 30, 2009 9:55 AM (4 days ago)

i voted for adult babies, because come the fuck on

no thank you!

i voted pee/poop but i'd like to take it back because it should be made clear that i was voting for poop, aint nothin wrong with pee

I thought those were going to be seperated??

I have to go with adult babies too because . . . yeah, no. Also, as someone else said, that probably incorporates poop.

Given the hoo-ha it caused on another thread, no eating food of other people?

huh? you mean like feeders?

Isn't that where the feeder feeds the feedee so that the latter becomes grossly overweight? I don't mean that. What I mean is eating, say, KFC mashed potatoes and gravy off someone else's naked body.

Yeah that's what feeders are. Oh, ok I get that. The later seems sorta strange and messy but not really DISTURBING unless I'm missing something.

feeders would go under the eating disorders category.

the inner fantasy world of an adult baby probably looks something like this: http://www.flowgo.com/category/10762_baby-cartoons

I am not clicking on that link Curtis.

don't it's the most disturbing page on the internet

Wtf curtis. Those things were way worse than anything your garden variety infantilist might get up to.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

i actually eat and poop a lot it's not a fetish thing tho sometimes i just want to fix myself a sandwich before i get on the can

probably should've posted more pictures to illustrate the poll options.

my new thing is prematurely gray hair fyi.

bartender at bbq joint somewhere between the ages of 25 and 35 = total babe.

^^ THIS

Wait - eating and pooping at the same time is a fetish? Strange. I guess I actually do that pretty often just because well idk, I guess I like to multitask.

I'm sure you are all v glad I shared.

there is a little bit of sublime feeling in the realisation of the totality and unity of the digestive system that eating + pooping brings to mind.

my mind is pushing me away from the fullest of horrors that adult baby would involve, and I'm grateful for it, so you're quite right there.

Man, a google image search accident just clued me in that BALL BITING (aka BALL BUSTING) is apparently a thing (as well as what is called FEM DOM CASTRATION FANTASIES).

It doesn't beat out pee/poop in my books, but coulda been a contender, imo.

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^ lol

I'm totally into Cosplay. We switch it up and reenact different episodes. One night it'll be the one where Cliff buys a juicer, and my girlfriend pretends she's Claire and has to scold me. I'm thinking next time we'll do the episode where Cliff teaches Theo a lesson about living in the "real world", and she'll be Theo. On really special occasions, we play Sondra and Elvin. And then I nut in her hair.

do you wear matching sweaters?

i think this is where i refrain from comment and roll my eyes.

are you kenan's gf?

That would be her.

do you take turns being Cliff and Claire or do follow normative gender identities?

Oh, you know. Gotta keep it interesting.

Once we were Rudy and Bud, but that turned out to be a little creepy.

have you moved onto Different Worldplay?

Eating and pooping at the same time obviously got robbed.

should be pointed out that this is one of the most perfect sentences ever written imo

I think men who get into nursing off their lactating partner's tits are pretty gross.

but what if the fetish is actually a man having a relationship with a cow? is it still gross, or an acceptable part of that particular fetish?

I believe that makes it way more gross

oh. nevermind.

http://208.106.181.133/_media/imgs/articles2/a96718_a469_wool.jpg

fuck

Think feeders should have took this.

Should I ask what "feeders" is, or maybe not...

"Adult babies" is the most disturbuing from the list, I think.

It's dudes who are really into feeding overweight chicks or watching them eat. Like a sexual fetish for causing extreme weight gain. IDK why it freaks me out more than the others.

"Adult babies" is actually gross, but since I never have to encounter it, I can just pretend it's like the video for "One Minute Man," where Ludacris was rocking cribs with regular adult women in them.

That doesn't freak me out really, it just seems kind of uh. I saw a piece on adult babies on Eurotrash years and years ago. I can think of few things I';ve seen on TV that have grossed me out so much. I can't even explain it, it was just this visceral UGH.

I wanted to make a tmi thread where we post youtubes of crazy fetishes. but I felt it would be too much of a 'point-and-laugh' situation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zentai

my friend got obsessed with feeders - would lurk on feeder forums. actually idk - it was a forum where men would encourage other men to grow really big pot bellies and post pictures of them online, and they would praise each other on their pot bellies. I dunno if that's part of feederism, or a feeder subculture.

pretty sure that was a kids in the hall sketch.

haha you're right!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-reSVQOO7s

not seeing "crushed bug" fetish on this list

wait, they're not called feeders - they're called gainers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjBTvrPU2EY

A gainer is similar to a feedee, but gainers generally seek to gain by their own hand, although they may welcome encouragement by an encourager.

i am HEAVILY into all of the fetishes polled in this thread, and what's more I AM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING JUDGED

if you ask me, it's you people that are the real "sickos"

*masturbates feverishly*

*checks wristwatch*

*microwaves kid cuisine dinner*

*masturbates feverishly*

i am HEAVILY into all of the fetishes polled in this thread

except for eating and pooping at the same time.

This is a list of all the current varieties of Kid Cuisine[3]:

* Bug Safari Chicken Breast Nuggets

* Carnival Corn Dog

* Cheese Blaster Mac & Cheese

* Deep Sea Adventure Fish Sticks

* KC's Primo Pepperoni Double Stuffed Crust Pizza

* KC's Constructor

* Magical Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza

* Twist & Twirl Spaghetti with Mini Meatballs

* Pop Star Popcorn Chicken

* Flip n' Dip Pancakes

* KC's Campfire Hot Dogs

* Shrek-ified Mac & Cheese (Limited Edition)

* Shrek-ified Chicken Breast Nuggets (Limited Edition)

* All-American Fried Chicken

i like my cheese pizzas the same way i like my women-- magical, and stuffed

HA Ahahaha ahah aa

* KC's Constructor

moar liek constrictor amirite

it's kid cuisine's world, man, i just live in it

another weird fetish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHaiWt1k4Cs

oh wait I see it has been listed

you just made my shitlist, you insensitive clod

that sound that you hear is not flesh against balloons, but the nub of my pen furiously scratching a new entry in my famous black book

I once read a fairly old book about fetishes – one old enough that they'd interviewed people with fetishes for the elbow-length kid leather gloves of their youth. There was a man in this book who was married to a woman, and said he was straight, but had developed a fetish for looking at and grabbing the firm, round asses of the supermuscular men at his gym. But every other part of a man's body filled him with revulsion. So he had this dilemma where he wanted to be fucking his wife but grabbing an very round muscley male ass at the same time, while not seeing any other part of the man. It seemed very challenging.

I think the chapter ended with him consenting to topping a guy but crying throughout the whole thing.

I think you could invent a contraption for that kind of scenario - perhaps a wall with a butt-shaped cutout, like a glory hole but for butts. you could hire a supermuscular guy to stand there, sticking his butt through the cutout, and the guy could fuck his wife while grasping the firm round asses. you could perhaps even have two walls surrounding the man - so he could have one butt per hand.

I still get the impression that would bring this man to tears! I also imagined this guy looking like Wimpy and the assful objects of his lust looking like Popeye.

you could perhaps even have two walls surrounding the man

listen, we'd all like to live in a DREAM WORLD, but let's face facts-- after all, this is I LOVE EVERYTHING, not I LOVE FANTASY.

geez

I still get the impression that would bring this man to tears! I also imagined this guy looking like Wimpy and the assful objects of his lust looking like Popeye.

omg

my pastor told me that i should try to make my marriage more congenial by having more sex...so now i am inspired by two doors down, two walls surrounding a guy, and some old popeye b&w film loops. i feel kind of pumped right now.

wait, they're not called feeders - they're called gainers

guy from this video is dead now btw