I have one weird patch of hair on my back, on my shoulder.

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I just had to put that out there, it's been bothering me that only a few ppl in the world know about this horrible anomaly and i think i'll be more comfortable overall if we can just clear the air about this.

i'm open to waxing.

ian, Friday, 4 December 2009 05:13 (fifteen years ago)

put nads on it

http://images.smarter.com/blogs/nads.jpg

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 4 December 2009 05:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.youtube.com/vi/q__mg7fykL0/default.jpg

an error has occurred (electricsound), Friday, 4 December 2009 05:20 (fifteen years ago)

nads!

ian, Friday, 4 December 2009 05:27 (fifteen years ago)

what does it look like? is it thick? is their lighter hair around it? how big is it? pic?

Udon Nomi (Stevie D), Friday, 4 December 2009 09:48 (fifteen years ago)

I'm crazy and I'm hurt
Hair on my shoulder
It's going berzerk!

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 4 December 2009 10:09 (fifteen years ago)

it's not super thick, it's maybe 5"x3"?? no other hair around it.

ian, Friday, 4 December 2009 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

i'll see if i can get a picture for you guys.

ian, Friday, 4 December 2009 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

please don't

la monte jung (cutty), Friday, 4 December 2009 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

http://media.nowpublic.net/images//91/b/91b617d0c9524afadbb34ee80a0f2b35.jpg

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 4 December 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

tian wolf

la monte jung (cutty), Friday, 4 December 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

Oh noes, you are going to die! (*)

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_a_hairy_patch_on_the_back_without_a_brown_mole

* (eventually)

StanM, Friday, 4 December 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

hairy partch

la monte jung (cutty), Friday, 4 December 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

this is very common

Do you love me now? (surm), Friday, 4 December 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

there's really no need to worry

Do you love me now? (surm), Friday, 4 December 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

you see a lot of guy's backs right?

la monte jung (cutty), Friday, 4 December 2009 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

:/

la monte jung (cutty), Friday, 4 December 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

wait, are u calling me a slut?

Do you love me now? (surm), Friday, 4 December 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

;)

la monte jung (cutty), Friday, 4 December 2009 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

back hair owns, i will never shear mine

farting irl (cankles), Friday, 4 December 2009 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

Ian, unless you're talking about some really weird or SERIOUSLY excessive stuff here you probably don't need to worry about it.

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Friday, 4 December 2009 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

i am not worrying about.

ian, Friday, 4 December 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

at least it's just one weird patch, and not a considerable amount of hair on both shoulders and across your back that starts high up enough that you have to shave that area so it doesn't show when you're wearing a t-shirt.

sarahel, Friday, 4 December 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

that's disgusting

Do you love me now? (surm), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

anyone with that severe of a situation needs to explore this thing they do now called waxing

Do you love me now? (surm), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

if someone with that situation is regularly getting laid, how dire is their need to explore such a thing?

sarahel, Friday, 4 December 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

maybe SOMEONE should be more withholding with their body.

ian, Friday, 4 December 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

LOL!

sarahel, Friday, 4 December 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

gettins laid IS the meter of success in this world, back hair notwithstanding

la monte jung (cutty), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

it's one of those things that can be easy to ignore if you're attracted to someone for a bunch of other reasons - it's like someone with a slightly crooked nose or some other minor physical flaw.

sarahel, Friday, 4 December 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago)

guys i am really not worried about my back hair, i was just feelin goofy on painkillers when i started this thread iirc.

ian, Friday, 4 December 2009 23:21 (fifteen years ago)

what a relief!

sarahel, Friday, 4 December 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago)

Leave Goofy alone! :-/

StanM, Saturday, 5 December 2009 00:13 (fifteen years ago)

lol reminds me of the punchline to one of my fave jokes, stan.
"I never said Minnie's crazy, I said she's fuckin' Goofy!"

ian, Saturday, 5 December 2009 01:49 (fifteen years ago)

Ian I'm glad you're not actually worried about it. People being really weird about body hair makes me v sad.

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Saturday, 5 December 2009 04:42 (fifteen years ago)

i have hairs that grow out of my infamous third and fourth nipples

unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Saturday, 5 December 2009 07:26 (fifteen years ago)

like right smack bullseye in the middle

unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Saturday, 5 December 2009 07:27 (fifteen years ago)

not worried about it though.

unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Saturday, 5 December 2009 07:27 (fifteen years ago)

I have one of these!

It is kind of weird, actually.

EDB, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

Have I ever told the story of waxing my friend's back? Ok I guess just saying that tells most of the story. Old friend, former roommate, great guy... bit hairy, though. Had that kind of back hair that starts at the ass crack and eventually creeps right up over the shoulders to meet the chest hair, providing the body hair equivalent of a leather vest with no shirt underneath. Sexy by virtually nobody's standards.

Anyway, yeah. He was like, "You are the only person I can trust to do this." Probably meaning I was the only person who would even remotely agree to do it. I remember spreading the wax and then saying jokingly, "This might sting a little," and then RIIIIIPing a giant patch of hair out. This is the only time I even saw him cry. Seriously, I should have given him a belt to bite on or something. Apparently, this hurts like few other hurts in the world.

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 07:01 (fifteen years ago)


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