\(o_O)/
someone told me this
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:24 (fifteen years ago)
naw yr dick just gets hungry
― ice cr?m, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:28 (fifteen years ago)
i will never know, thankfully
― matt preston school of industry (electricsound), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:28 (fifteen years ago)
doesn't rly make sense does it? do fat ladies have bigger vaginas or something? doubtful
― harbl, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:29 (fifteen years ago)
lololo
― matt preston school of industry (electricsound), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:29 (fifteen years ago)
depends on yo dick
― velko, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:30 (fifteen years ago)
skinny ladies have bonier ones?
― tehresa, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:30 (fifteen years ago)
they have bonier hips, that can hurt both iirc
― harbl, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:31 (fifteen years ago)
but hurting your dick i don't get it
vvvvvvv is awful hella
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:32 (fifteen years ago)
fat ladies have more fat in their bodies, harbl
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:33 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.zazzle.com/it_hurts_so_good_tshirt-235526866293437274
― velko, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:33 (fifteen years ago)
O_O <u
maybe i don't get it bc i don't have a dick
― harbl, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:34 (fifteen years ago)
so is it true then
question reminds me of When girls are tight, it might be gross
― matt preston school of industry (electricsound), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago)
I don't get it and iirc I have a dick
― what fun it is to reign & sing a Slayer song tonight (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago)
afaik
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:36 (fifteen years ago)
ohhh more fat *in* their bodies. maybe i get it. their vages are like pillows
― harbl, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:36 (fifteen years ago)
my pillows are fat-free thankfully
― what fun it is to reign & sing a Slayer song tonight (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:37 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ not a metaphor
dirty pillows
― matt preston school of industry (electricsound), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:38 (fifteen years ago)
slimy ones
― harbl, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:41 (fifteen years ago)
i have slept with some pretty skinny women but my dick has never been hurt, this seems like a ridiculous lie.
― ian, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:42 (fifteen years ago)
a lie perpetuated by dudes who want all the skinny girls to themselves.
― tehresa, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:43 (fifteen years ago)
have em
― jory, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:43 (fifteen years ago)
seems like some indirect boast about the size of "someone's" penis
― velko, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:44 (fifteen years ago)
or a way to justify boning fatteys?
― ian, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:44 (fifteen years ago)
(not trying to be phobic, jus sayin.)
is this someone a former ilxor ; )
― velko, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago)
if u mean so skinny that she is an actual skeleton then i imagine that yes, this is true
― Lamp, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:46 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.twistedsiblings.com/gallery/albums/twisted_animations/skeleton_hump.gif
― velko, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:48 (fifteen years ago)
I just c+p'd a an extensive excerpt from an nasteee story, substituting in "Jimmy Longhorn" for the guy's name and "vvvvvvvv skinny lady" for the other, and then adding in a custom ending where Longhorn's dick gets badly damaged. But I deleted it. Just wanna let ya'll know that I'm workin' on cleaning up my game
― big darn deal (Z S), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:53 (fifteen years ago)
bless you, Z S
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:56 (fifteen years ago)
yeah tbh maybe you have to have a huge dick for this 2 be true \(o_O)/
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:56 (fifteen years ago)
was the person who told you m or f?
― big darn deal (Z S), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:57 (fifteen years ago)
it was a skinny F
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:58 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:59 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w
― 囧 (dyao), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:59 (fifteen years ago)
i think maybe irl it wld hurt the skinny girl xp
― Lamp, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:59 (fifteen years ago)
maybe she was just a bad lay and dude told her that so she wouldn't feel as bad?
― tehresa, Friday, 11 December 2009 04:59 (fifteen years ago)
There can be some hip bruising involved in skinny on skinny action
aside from that this makes no damn sense
is yr skinny friend perhaps named Yahoo! Answers?
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 11 December 2009 05:02 (fifteen years ago)
perhaps some enterprising go-getter can invent an inflatable cushion for this issue
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 December 2009 05:03 (fifteen years ago)
fleshlight?
― Lamp, Friday, 11 December 2009 05:04 (fifteen years ago)
furry suits?
― 囧 (dyao), Friday, 11 December 2009 05:05 (fifteen years ago)
comedy sumo wrestler costumes?
wow, like a condom, but you put it inside u vag and then inflate it??????
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Friday, 11 December 2009 05:06 (fifteen years ago)
ugh you GUYS.
― ian, Friday, 11 December 2009 05:10 (fifteen years ago)
ITS TMI!!!!!!!!!!
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Friday, 11 December 2009 05:10 (fifteen years ago)
you're right you're right.
― ian, Friday, 11 December 2009 05:11 (fifteen years ago)
Something tells me I would find that somewhat less than sufficiently erotic.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Friday, 11 December 2009 15:36 (fifteen years ago)
you need to let go of your repression imo
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Friday, 11 December 2009 15:37 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, my whoopee cusion hang-up has caused no end of sexual unhappiness over the years. Also not fond of dick zerberts. :(
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Friday, 11 December 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
zerberts you say
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Friday, 11 December 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago)
ILILTMI
― Fetchboy, Friday, 11 December 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago)
i can't fathom how this could be true
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Friday, 11 December 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago)
you should probably test this hypothesis in the interest of science
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 December 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
Neither can I, but I didn't want to be the first to say it. For all I know, the only reason that skinny girls don't hurt my penis is because mine is so very tiny and so awfully sad. I doubt that this is the case very very much, but I still don't want to be the first to say that this seems pretty much impossible.
― kenan, Monday, 14 December 2009 12:02 (fifteen years ago)
But "vaginal intercourse with girls who are thinner than the average woman can cause pain to the average man's penis" is so absurd I'm tempted to throw a fucking fit, but instead I think I'll eat something heavy and go to sleep.
― kenan, Monday, 14 December 2009 12:06 (fifteen years ago)
I believe every woman should know how many bones are in her vagina. This is an education issue, people.
― kenan, Monday, 14 December 2009 12:23 (fifteen years ago)
vvvvvvv skinny /= "thinner than the average woman"
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 December 2009 12:32 (fifteen years ago)
fyi
How skinny are we talking here? How does she even have the fluid to spare for sex, if she's really that skinny?
― kenan, Monday, 14 December 2009 12:38 (fifteen years ago)
vvvvvvv
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 December 2009 12:39 (fifteen years ago)
I'm totally turned off by anorexic people, so I will not do field research to solve this question. Maybe someone else will though?
― Tuomas, Monday, 14 December 2009 12:43 (fifteen years ago)
I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrite...
― kenan, Monday, 14 December 2009 12:44 (fifteen years ago)
smdh
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 December 2009 12:47 (fifteen years ago)
is that a quote from the vagina kenanlogues
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― estela, Monday, 14 December 2009 12:48 (fifteen years ago)
You see to be trying to shore up the opinion that there is such a thing as a skinny vagina. So skinny, in fact, that it can hurt a penis. All I'm saying is... well... that's stupid. No offense or anything. ;)
― kenan, Monday, 14 December 2009 12:51 (fifteen years ago)
i asked a q
i have no opinion on the matter
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 December 2009 12:53 (fifteen years ago)
No, you're right.
My answer to the thread question is no, then.
― kenan, Monday, 14 December 2009 12:54 (fifteen years ago)
related reading
Relationship of the uterosacral ligament to the sacral plexus and to the pudendal nerve
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 December 2009 12:58 (fifteen years ago)
There's nothing about dicks and their hurting in there.
2 things.
1) Vaginas are freaky stretchy -- the head of an infant is wider than any dick I even care to imagine, and vaginas do, by and large, seem designed for that. It may be very uncomfortable for the female, but this complaining from the male side of things is new to me. I'd be very surprised if I ever hear of it again, tbh.
2) "Skinny" girls do not have smaller or larger or any other kinds of vaginas than any other women.
― kenan, Monday, 14 December 2009 13:09 (fifteen years ago)
1, otm
2, otm
ty for the info
here is some for you:
there is fat between the pubic bone and the vagina
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 December 2009 13:10 (fifteen years ago)
continue with the female anatomy lesson though, whatever keeps you from informing people that they are fat and/or less attractive than their girlfriends on the wdyll thread ;)
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 December 2009 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
xp Well, apparently not in the girls this dick-hurt guy is having sex with!
― kenan, Monday, 14 December 2009 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
that's the point!
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 December 2009 13:15 (fifteen years ago)
Perhaps I am missing what the argument is about? If you agree with me on everything, then... ok. Take cheap shots at me at a more opportune time.
― kenan, Monday, 14 December 2009 13:17 (fifteen years ago)
You'll get a lot more chances, I promise.
Is it true that if you have sex with an embalmed cadaver that it hurts your dick?
― southern dads get tuckered out, totally (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 14 December 2009 13:32 (fifteen years ago)
Is this a trick question?
― kenan, Monday, 14 December 2009 13:37 (fifteen years ago)
The NYTimes on Idi Amin:
When asked about allegations of cannibalism, instead of denying it he answered: ''I don't like human flesh. It's too salty for me.''
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/08/21/opinion/idi-amin-s-exile-dream.html
― kenan, Monday, 14 December 2009 13:39 (fifteen years ago)
I spent a somewhat frustrating several days in bed with a girl eons ago whose vagina was so narrow and so unyielding that I couldn't penetrate her there. It didn't hurt my dick, per se, and she was rather pleasantly curvy rather than lithe.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Monday, 14 December 2009 15:15 (fifteen years ago)
Several days!
Anomalies do happen. I had a girlfriend in high school that seemed to have no clitoris whatsoever. Neither of us could find it. We broke out medical books, which were handy since her father was a doctor. We solidly identified the place where the clitoris ought to be, by all rights, but we were both denied its discovery. It was the Quivira of clits. It was the Clitoris of the Sierra Madre.
― kenan, Monday, 14 December 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago)
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― max, Monday, 14 December 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago)
You bookmarked this thread?
― kenan, Monday, 14 December 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago)
bless you, Max
― dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Monday, 14 December 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago)
xxxp - am I remembering the movie wrong, but didn't they actually find the treasure of the Sierra Madre, they just lost it because they didn't trust each other?
― sarahel, Monday, 14 December 2009 18:26 (fifteen years ago)
all i remember is that they needed no stinking vadgesbadges
― mookieproof, Monday, 14 December 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, but the part of the male body that usually comes into contact with the female pubic bone when having sex is not the penis, rather than the area above it. Did your friend mean it's this area, and not the actual penis, that might get hurt when having sex with a very skinny girl? Because then the statement might make more sense.
― Tuomas, Monday, 14 December 2009 18:59 (fifteen years ago)
they key word is "vvvvvvv"
― sarahel, Monday, 14 December 2009 19:01 (fifteen years ago)
but did u know the penis is not actually "a bone"
― ice cr?m, Monday, 14 December 2009 19:05 (fifteen years ago)
Also your testicles are not full of helium. Neither bone nor helium is required for erection.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:08 (fifteen years ago)
http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr251/mookieproof/bone.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 14 December 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2783/4242101218_190009b2cd_o.jpg
― dell (del), Sunday, 3 January 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)
<3
― S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 January 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)
steveymuzak
― velko, Sunday, 3 January 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)
I think Latinoso's answer is self-contradicting. Either it's untrue or depends on the anatomy, you can't have both!
― Tuomas, Monday, 4 January 2010 09:09 (fifteen years ago)
the anatomy, not anna's tummy, tuomas
― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Friday, 22 January 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)
???
― Tuomas, Friday, 22 January 2010 07:23 (fifteen years ago)