Floating C/D?

Float, float, float onnnnnn

http://grownfolksmusic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/floaters.jpg

(in case anyone didn't get the reference)

Never mind that the next line is "come on come on come on"

Thanks for putting an end to the floaters = poo joek angle, snoball. :-/

this sounds kind of awesome tbh

Floating isn't sex? So... downloading an album and not listening to it isn't piracy?

(xxpost) sorry, but I think this is way funnier than some common-or-garden turd joke.
Also, if the woman is on top, is it called "sinking"?

at first

"treading water"

lolll @ "at first"

cosign that it's that rarest of heard-about-it-on-the-internet sex practices that actually sounds kinda hot instead of completely repulsive

i don't know, it sounds weird to me. Kind of like walking into a restaurant, not sitting down, not looking at a menu, not ordering anything, and then after a while just walking out again.

^^^ also sounds kind of awesome tbh

Depends on the restaurant. LJ's Bistro, yeah totally awesome.

kinda like "just the tip"

Please let's not this turn into another tipping thread...

*waits for kenan*

what kind of sex act is called "waiting for kenan"

Does safe sex for these people mean wearing armbands?

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j251/LeeGT/Games/PBA.jpg

"I did not... have sexual relations with that woman... but I did repeatedly put it in and then take it back out again..."

Do the justthetip people insert it 10% of the way? Or is that only when they're doing it in a restaurant?

She, all romantic: "baby, fancy a float?"

He: "oh honey, hold on!" *starts inflating small rubber boat*

She again: "no, I meant... on the waterbed"

(xxpost) I hate it when people don't eat all their asparagus.

also calling it "docking" and "bob sledding."

Well "docking" already has a sexual meaning. Bob sledding, well I suppose it's an alternative to going all the way down the Cresta Run?

I don't get the bob sledding thing. Very fast movement, four men in a row?

The luge is fast as well, right?

I'm trying to draft a non-creepy post and just failing. Ugh. Okay - these new trends in mormon lovemaking make my entirely hot, entirely clothed encounter with a mormon woman several years ago seem that much hotter.

Do they apply these "floating" rules to masturbation as well?

or bjs?

I suppose when it comes to foreplay, it takes a certain number of significant digits for an exponent to reach the floating point.

classic.

i'd like to hear more from kingkongvsgodzilla!

xp - StanM: In this country, between 15% and 20% is common.

Floating sounds too much like tantra.

My experience with Mormon (sample size: 1) is more along the lines of this:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Leg+sex

i mean, not exactly what's described there but the *ahem* gist of it.

xp to ian:

About 5years ago, I helped a mormon coworker cheat on her boyfriend through a very passionate evening of dryhumping. Our encounter was honestly one of the hottest evenings I've shared with a woman.

I guess as Mormon kids continue to push these boundaries, such evenings will exist only in wistful.memories of a bygone age.

I defs had femoral intercourse with a dude when I was Mormon to avoid the thing proper. I think this wld have been too much for me. <3 completely arbitrary boundaries

this = floating

this is like putting a cherry in yer mouth and not biting or chewing. just letting it sit there in your weak saliva juices. awesome

Float off.

I wonder what Brown and Cameron will do in the run up to the next election to try and attract the floating voters?

I remember being 14 or so and hanging out with a friend who had just returned from some co-ed soccer camp. He kept talking about how some girl there had introduced him to "clothesburning"...which turned out to be some regional variant on dryhumping. (regional linguistic variant, i mean; i'm sure it involved the same basic uh, "technique")

It's a "sex technique" in the same way that someone wiping their dirty hands down the back of their jeans is "hygiene".

well this was worth waiting until i got home from work for!

not a sarcastic post

It's a "sex technique" in the same way that someone wiping their dirty hands down the back of their jeans is "hygiene".

― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, December 15, 2009 10:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

please don't trivialize my lifestyle choices thanks!

i once skim-read a david lodge novel for the dity bits because i was a disgusting youth and there was a scene where a troubled young priest is shown the world of sex via this technique...really quite hot iirc

xpost

classy folk wipe their dirty hands down their socks

i admit to having read david lodge not specifically for the dirty bits, but being somewhat turned on by them nonetheless.

didn't read the one about floating tho.