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describe your high-volume experiences here

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

"No officer, we were only floating"

StanM, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

roommates make this kind of thing challenging

what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

imagining a roommate noisy sex challenge now

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

Throbbing Gristle - Live at the Death Factory - that's all I'll say.

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

'A mother has told how her life has become "unbearable" after a car crash injury left her with a medical condition giving her an insatiable libido. Joleen Baughman, 39, was hurt in a collision two years ago, which damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire, leaving it permanently switched on. She now becomes sexually aroused by the slightest movement - while vacuuming, sitting on a bus, bending over, or even simply walking across a room. "It's very embarrassing and it's impossible to concentrate." Mrs Baughman, who lives with her husband Brian, 39, and two children, has been diagnosed with a rare condition called Restless Genital Syndrome, also known as Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

uh

I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

uh

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

uh . .

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

UH

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

UHHH

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

AHHH

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

(sigh)

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

47 decibels

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.restlessgenitalsyndrome.com/en/index.html

this sounds like hell on Earth

xp: looooooooooooooooooooool Que

I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

aroused by vaccuuming?

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

Restless Genital Syndrome may acutely aggravate when the woman gets suddenly frightened, is nervous, gets angry, is anxious, or gets annoyed.

o rly

I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrurruhrrruhUHrrrrrrrrUHUHUHUHAHAHAHrrrrurrrr

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

ok so calling it restless genital syndrome is kind of unfortunate because it makes me think of restless leg syndrome

.81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

it is like an unbidden vision

.81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

ooh! Ahhhhh! Ohhhh!

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

The Tale of The Restless, Wandering Genitalia

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

hahahaha John I was just posting the same thing

I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

"alright come on whos shaking the table?"

.81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

restless leg syndrome isn't really about wandering, it's more about bouncing up and down, right? There was at least one guy I went to high school with that had this.

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

NOT HELPING

I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

it makes me think of a genital folding a handkerchief around a few trusty possessions, hitching it onto a stick, and setting off into the wild

XPOSTS oh que you made the same inference

dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

like, now I have a mental image of a woman pogoing without a pogo stick, if you get what I mean

I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

a very special pogo stick

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

with attendant "SPROING!" noises

I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

it's like every seat is now an ejector seat

I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

restless third leg syndrome

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

her partner must be annoyed by the constant whirring

.81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

phantom dildo syndrome XPOSTS

dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

i think I prefer LJ's mental picture. The genitalia, walking down a desolate country road, sleeping under the stars, eating baked beans from a can over a makeshift campfire.

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

imagine how maddening that would be for someone with perfect pitch, to have a low-level D3 rumbling in their pants

I am a big question mark (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

the song of wandering mingeus

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

i wonder if one could tune said rumbling?

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

i think I prefer LJ's mental picture. The genitalia, walking down a desolate country road, sleeping under the stars, eating baked beans from a can over a makeshift campfire.

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I don't think this is funny..Much Clown Love Ya'll! (stevie), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

also hitching the occasional ride with a helpful trucker.

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

it would be like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear

Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

god i love ilx

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

^^ someone needed to use that as a display name.

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

so can dudes get restless genital syndrome, or is that basically just called being a dude

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

or, alternatively, a golfer

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

there's a guy on Yahoo answers who says he has it, but other than that it appears to be a condition only women suffer from

Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

would guys be able to identify that it was an actual medical problem?

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

guys would not in any way recognise it as a 'problem'

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

wear looser fitting pants, maybe?

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

i never knew you were a cannibal corpse fan, dan!

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

yeah you make a big fucking joke HI DERE but that's how my old grandad went in the war

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

Issue such an apposite word there, Dan.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

also 'dense'

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

Fill a condom with Neosporin and wear that till it heals.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

dense in terms of the degree of wateriness of the blood that one would be cumming if one had this issue?

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

^^^sentence never before constructed in the english language

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

probably a word for it in german, tho

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

it would be long though, and when you pronounced it, it would resemble the sound of a kazoo.

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

probably an opera about it in germany imo

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

the ling cycle

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

is it part of Dan's repertoire?

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

that would be an emphatic NO

Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

ysi?

Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

i bet LJ, the crown prince of adjectives, could give it a go.

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

probably a word for it in german, tho

Dichtblutsamenejakulation

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

it makes me think of a genital folding a handkerchief around a few trusty possessions, hitching it onto a stick, and setting off into the wild

(I'm late to this, as I was taking a shower, but I have to pitch in with this joke:)

Wanderlust?

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

btw, "wateriness of the blood that one would be cumming" in German = Schlangenblutdichte, approximately

xp: lolololol obv mine is a little slangier

Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

Is there a word for it in Finnish?

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

Wanderlust?

vag-a-bond

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

these vag-a-bond shoes

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

which damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire

bullshit

being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

Words and phrases that can mean the same thing as vagabond: (15 results)

aimless, cast, drift, drifting, floating, ramble, range, roam, rootless, rove, stray, swan, unsettled, vagrant, wander

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

xp: that nerve controls the jitterbug

Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

i mean persistent sexual arousal is a real thing as far as i know, but the "nerve" that controls "desire" is not in yr pelvis

being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

It kind of sounds like a spam e-mail subject line "switch on the nerve in her pelvis that controls desire"

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

except it wouldn't be 'nerve'

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

"switch on the tendril in her pelvis that controls desire"

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

nreve

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

"switch on the filament in her pelvis that controls rigonfiamente"

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

Is rigonfiamente an Italian vaccuum cleaner manufacturer?

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

sorry i meant rigonfiamento, it comes from the greatest thread on ilx: Welcome to Love AFL!

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

why do you have to go and spoil this delightful thread by bringing up sports?

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

that thread is like a locket of a better time preserved

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

I remember when you used to be able to kick your balls in the street...

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

that thread is like a locket of a better time preserved

yeah, i didn't look at ilx for um, nine months or so, and returning and reading a thread like this i'm like 'damn, ilx is pretty great sometimes'

dell (del), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

Um, isn't 47 dB rather quiet though?

StanM, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.gcaudio.com/resources/howtos/loudness.html
Not even "normal conversation"

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, I was kinda wondering about that. The upper desibel limit for rock gigs is something like 90 or 95 dB, I think. Do they mean that the neighbour could hear the sexing in her apartment at 47 dB?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

I am certain that's what they mean.

Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe that's just her appartment number or something.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

if they'd wanted more they could have asked to be in the room

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

If you stand on a chair and put your ear against the wall in this spot you can hear them, the perverts.

StanM, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

(xxpost) wait til you hear the complaints of the neighbours of 69 Decibel Sex Avenue.

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

That reminds me of one of favorite jokes in high school.

"What's the square root of 69?"

"Eight something."

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

8.3066238629180748525842627449075

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que)

Ok if you actually make any sound like this during sex, you deserve to be arrested.

kenan, Saturday, 19 December 2009 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

If you really need to say "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", say it with flowers.

kenan, Saturday, 19 December 2009 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

Dichtblutsamenejakulation

Countdown to "What is your Kraftwerk porn name?" web generator in 5... 4... 3...

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 19 December 2009 02:38 (fifteen years ago)


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