i just sharted

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should i stew in it for a while, or should i go try to force a crap

Poll Results

Option	Votes
crap	10
stew	9

― doomed... to fart (cankles), Sunday, 27 December 2009 02:06 (fifteen years ago) link

throw some jorts on asap

― shartin jort (am0n), Sunday, 27 December 2009 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Eat it with a spork

― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 27 December 2009 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link

shart killed dumbledorf

― =皿= (dyao), Sunday, 27 December 2009 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link

program in Jython while reading Cython and Phthor

― 12 inches of (snoball), Sunday, 27 December 2009 10:36 (fifteen years ago) link

shartibartfast

― tacoma chameleon (electricsound), Sunday, 27 December 2009 10:38 (fifteen years ago) link

force it

― hear shart attack (latebloomer), Sunday, 27 December 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link

thx for inspiration

― I can't turn my shart into a faece (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 December 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link

butt darts

― shartin jort (am0n), Sunday, 27 December 2009 23:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Shit fart!
A shart

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 27 December 2009 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

While pushing my shopping cart at K-Mart I had to shart a butt-dart

― hear shart attack (latebloomer), Monday, 28 December 2009 00:04 (fifteen years ago) link

don't be sharty for the party

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 28 December 2009 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

you gotta fart for your rhart to sharty

― 12 inches of (snoball), Monday, 28 December 2009 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.123musiq.com/images/Shart.jpg

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0410591/

― shartin jort (am0n), Monday, 28 December 2009 00:52 (fifteen years ago) link

omg

― ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Monday, 28 December 2009 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Would Shart

― I can't turn my shart into a faece (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 December 2009 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link

The Shart is a Lonely Hunter

― I can't turn my shart into a faece (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 December 2009 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link

does herausforderung mean shit fart

― welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Monday, 28 December 2009 00:54 (fifteen years ago) link

haha it means "challenge," even better

― welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Monday, 28 December 2009 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.planetbollywood.com/Pictures/Posters/shart.jpg

― shartin jort (am0n), Monday, 28 December 2009 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^ at some point the lead male character will confront the villain, take off those sunglasses, and say "bastard" really slowly

― 12 inches of (snoball), Monday, 28 December 2009 11:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I hope you're sitting in it until Jan. 6 when you can see what ILTMI has decided you should do.

― I X Love (Abbott), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Spontaneous Combustion -- S/D

― hear shart attack (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 06:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

our father who shart in heaven

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Did anyone say "Owner of a lonely shart" yet?

― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 10:41 (fifteen years ago) link

We wear shart sharts

― smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link

don't want no shart shart man

― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link

uncensored version - don't want no shart dick man

― smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link

John Lennon - "Sharting Over"

― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link

and of course, the King himself...
Elvis - "Wooden Shart"

― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link

sharty the pimp

― A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Shart Dressed Man!

― kenan, Thursday, 7 January 2010 05:37 (fifteen years ago) link

it's a shart knock life

― Player is killed, but they are resurrected, and the 45 Revolver glow gold (dyao), Thursday, 7 January 2010 05:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Finish what you sharted

― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Thursday, 7 January 2010 06:27 (fifteen years ago) link

omg winner

― kenan, Thursday, 7 January 2010 06:33 (fifteen years ago) link

"Shart", The Jam
"Shart Me Up", The Rolling Stones
"Wanna Be Sharting Something", MJ

― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

to live and shart in la

― Player is killed, but they are resurrected, and the 45 Revolver glow gold (dyao), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link

there's a sharty in my pants and you're invited

― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:44 (fifteen years ago) link

"It's my sharty and I'll cry if I want to (you would cry too if it happened to you)"

― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:45 (fifteen years ago) link

ZZ Top - "Sharty on the Patio"

― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago) link

it's time for the shartolator
it's time for the shartolator
it's time for the shartolator
it's time for the shartolator

― Player is killed, but they are resurrected, and the 45 Revolver glow gold (dyao), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link

"Sharty All The Time", Eddie Murphy
"Sharty Hard", Andrew WK (not a good look with those all white clothes)

― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link

shart, shart, shart it on out

― smashing aspirant (milo z), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Well...
You make me wanna shart
Look my hands jumpin'
Look my heart's thumpin'
Throw my head back
Come on now.
Don't forget to say you will
Don't forget to shart
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends

shart at #12? ILTMI has that much influence?

― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link

right below vajazzling?

― harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link

the wonder of the vaginal glitter

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

don't think elvis would have had quite as big a hit if that was the title.

― Isambard Kingdom Buñuel (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link

OK the word "vajazzling" might bjust be the worst thing ever. Hate you J <3.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, seriously:

After a break-up, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady and it shined (sic) like a disco ball... Women should 'vajazzle' their vajay-jays (vagina)."

Her "precious lady"? gtfo.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:27 (fourteen years ago) link

what i always call it that

― harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

wait what

shart

Hotness: On Fire

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Peak:
2 hours ago

― harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahaha wtf? sacagawea??

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I just sharted a $1 coin, is this normal

― petprojectfoundation.org/success/roberto.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

haaaa

― harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link

"Shart Time Lover", Stevie Wonder
"Shart Time Love", Elton John

― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 14 January 2010 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://shartlesville.org/

― harbl, Saturday, 12 June 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Freshmen girl in jortc,wanting to join the USmilitary what can i do,i think i want to join the 82nd airbore?

― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Saturday, 12 June 2010 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link

doomed... to fart

― how do i spud webb (am0n), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

We are known for our Pa Dutch cooking where you can eat till you can't move and many restaurants to choose from.

― weatheringdaleson, Sunday, 13 June 2010 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...

important revive

http://i53.tinypic.com/af9cuh.jpg

― hot lava hair (Z S), Sunday, 2 January 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link

i finally did this now what

― old man yells at cloud computing (am0n), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

The important thing is not to wipe

― those balls look like a butt (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha ZS

― ENBB, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

very close call today

― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 June 2023 15:10 (one year ago) link

careful out there folks!

― ꙮ (map), Thursday, 15 June 2023 15:26 (one year ago) link

as the first space-sharting astronaut said "this is one disgustingly foul misstep by my flatulent guts, but a huge shart for mankind"

― calzino, Thursday, 15 June 2023 16:17 (one year ago) link

crap 10
stew 9

― johnny crunch, Thursday, 15 June 2023 20:41 (one year ago) link

my favorite song in Chorus Line

― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 June 2023 20:49 (one year ago) link

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