So when was the last time you had a cock in your mouth?

i am posting with a cock in my mouth right now

coq au vin

male; never :(

What if you could stretch your foreskin to touch your tongue when youthful and in search of autofellatio? I guess that's not really 'in'. You will find the Suggest Ban button conveniently located after 'Bookmark'.

Where it says, "I am male and I've had anal sex in the past 48 hours", of course it means "I am male and I've had a cock in my mouth in the past 48 hours". A totally understandable typo, I think you'll agree.

So come on now, get your cocks out of your mouths and start voting and posting, denizens of the TMI board!

having a cock in your mouth for the past 48 hours would be amazing if inconvenient.

I have a feeling this poll is gonna be a landslide for boring straight guy answers.

xpost

Not "for" the past 48 hours, young Ken, but "in" the past 48 hours. A minor and yet crucial difference, I feel. But we're waiting with impatience for your answer, Mr "I sbed your mum Ken C". So come on and spill the beans (as it were)!

Surely even some boring straight guys, if they're being totally honest, might have had an experimental cock in their mouths at some point of their sexual development?

i do like my cock avant-garde

why is tmi_friday posting on wednesday

One of life's many mysteries, I guess! By the way, when was the last time you had a cock in your mouth, Max?

sigh

are you typing down there?

Ah, History Mayne! The scourge of Islamist apologists, despiser of all things K Punk, nuanced commentator on the works of Joseph Strick! Glad to have you on the thread! I am sure you will regale us all with your stories of cocks in your mouth!

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Well! I'm not sure that was quite what the fine scholars on either side of me here in the British Library were expecting to see, Mr. Enfonce bien tes ongles et tes doigts délicats dans la jungle de (Michael White)! (Et avec un beau nom comme ça, je ne peux qu'imaginer que votre bouche n'est pas tout à fait étranger à l'expérience d'être bourrée de bite... Allez ! Racontez-nous !)

Je crois que c'est 'étrangere, que tu voulais écrire.

take it to De Subjectivisten

Je présume que vous vouliez dire étrangère, avec 2 accents ? Faire une faute en corrigant la faute d'un autre, c'est bien plus gênant que d'avoir fait la faute originale, Mr. Enfonce bien etc. !

Ha ha!

There was a Savage Love column where he said "Don't wake guys up with a bj bcz they might pee in your mouth." This sounds both ridiculous and terrifying. Do you men think if you were woken by a loved one's mouth on your cock that your body's reflex would be "I must urinate without thinking"?

that is actually my reaction to everything, so

seems really unlikely, but I do usually go to the toilet right after waking up

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I have more dreams about sexytime than dreams about peeing, so probably not.

"Don't wake guys up with a bj bcz they might pee in your mouth."

What? That sounds p ridiculous imo. Plus, I thought it was difficult for dudes to pee while hard.

why is tmi_friday posting on wednesday

this is cracking me the fuck up

btw "difficult" and "impossible" are two very distinct things, just saying

(just saying I will pee in yr mouth if you wake me with a bj, I mean)

Wake me up before you blow me
'Cuz I'm not planning on going peepee

French Alarm Clocks are exquisite! Morningwood is partly predicated on one's inability to pee while hard; don't worry.

hahaha thank you Abbott

So not going to blow HI DERE in the morn, now. :(

I guess it isn't a merry Christmas after all

Doubt that I'd spontaneously pee, but when I woke up I'd probably have to pause the BJ. Especially if there had been booze the night before.

Sssh, just go and piss, godammit, and get back in bed. It's cold fer Chrissakes.

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I thought it was difficult for dudes to pee while hard

I sawed this Mythbusters episode. "plausible" iirc.

Y'all are seriously weird. I'd wake up as happy as if the very angel Gabriel(le, hopefully) had visited me, but then, I wake up with such determined wood that it's most unlikely, even if I did really have to piss, that I would do anything more than say, "My sweet, sweet love, do excuse me whilst I micturite. I shall be back in a jiffy."

Michael's genital protocol: Testes/prostate>>>>>>>>>bladder

(/TMI)

surely a more appropriate question for this forum would be "when was the last time someone had YOUR cock in their mouth?"

What if you could stretch your foreskin to touch your tongue when youthful and in search of autofellatio?

could you?

YOU DONT HAVE TO ANSWER THAT

I can touch my toes. Watch! I just bend down like this and...

xp - you're just a big ol' party pooper john!

you had to bring feces into this

What if your partner tries to wake you up with a rimjob?

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Imagining chipmunk cheeks, here, frankly.

I am male and I've had anal sex in the past 48 hours

I am male and I've had anal sex in the past 48 hours 0

step up yo game

lol xpost

The fact that the most common female answer is "I've had a cock in my mouth in the past 48 hours" gives me hope for any future relationships.

so much for the myth of gay promiscuity?

that's kinda hellaciously crepey xp

snoball's chance

I meant taking ILXors to be representative of the population in general.

but yeah, crepey if it's taken to mean just the ladies of ILX

yeah i'm struggling to extract the creepiness in a dude hoping to get his dick sucked tbh. that's pretty much normal state of play?

maybe, but this is one of the classier threads on "I Love Too Much Information" so i can see louis's point.

that's kinda hellaciously crepey xp

― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Tuesday, January 5, 2010 7:35 PM

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^^^ the opening track on that album is "You May Be Right" (which starts with the sound of glass breaking)

I admit "hellaciously crepey" might apply if my comment was interpreted as refering to the 5 ladies of ILX who voted the 48 hour option.
I feel like Bill Clinton now, and...
ah heck, where's kenan when you need him?!

If ever I needed another reason to stop even remotely entertaining the thought of pursuing straight guys ...

^^^ the opening track on that album is "You May Be Right" (which starts with the sound of glass breaking)

― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Tuesday, January 5, 2010 7:43 PM

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it just seems predicated on hello future girlfriend being amenable to suck cock whenever, which isn't how it should be. these results do not correlate to an active and fulfilled relationship! but the thought process - "yay women are always sucking cock! therefore yay if I have a gf she will suck my cock so much!" is flawed and kinda objectifies women

it's on a thread about sucking cock for fuck's sake. guy didn't fly a plane with the banner streaming over a funeral

i don't think anyone else thought he was being particularly serious?

lj chill

sorry :( yeah that was maybe a bit oversensitive of me

chill out jagger

http://www.madeyalooks.com/albums/album01/BobMarleyMickJaggerPeterTosh.jpg

i misread your display name as "not a reactionary gif"

'misread' past or present tense?

it just seems predicated on hello future girlfriend being amenable to suck cock whenever, which isn't how it should be.

whoa whoa what

speak 4 youre saelf Buddy.

it's on a thread about sucking cock for fuck's sake. guy didn't fly a plane with the banner streaming over a funeral

I take it news of my behavior at the funeral yesterday has traveled already - sorry about that everybody

it just seems predicated on hello future girlfriend being amenable to suck cock whenever, which isn't how it should be. these results do not correlate to an active and fulfilled relationship!

They do correlate to an active and fulfilled penis, however.

Jesus Louis what's with you and being so sensitive about lady's issues lately? His post wasn't offensive at all.

lady's - ? Jesus, I'm exhauted. Should have been "LADIES'" - obv.

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"yay women are always sucking cock! therefore yay if I have a gf she will suck my cock so much!" is flawed and kinda objectifies women

well hopefully, if she's your gf, she isn't sucking some other guy's cock, unless you have an "understanding."

I think "it's just like wanking (or being wanked) into their mouth" pretty much describes what a blowjob is. What did you think it was? Was it like, "Look ma, no hands!" and bobbing up and down on your dick like a penguin or something? No, that doesn't work for anyone.

Yeah LJ you are kind of getting Marc Loi on us.

here's a cloth

loi cloth

abbotm

I make that a dead heat of men & women with cocks in their mouths, at 15 each. Considering there are about 10 times more straights than gay men, that's a pretty poor result for the hetero team.

The hets didn't show nearly as poorly as the lesbians!

That we won't know until the crucial results from the clitoris thread...

Followed by a poll about the last time you were heading down in it and ended up with a cock in your mouth.

now can we do one about the last time someone had your cock in their mouth? that might get a less skewed result

"within the past 30 seconds"
"right now"

worst thing about it is next blowjob all you'll care about is getting to this thread ASAP

if you P instead of C, you're doing it wrong

oh, if i had known this poll existed...

...every option would have been accounted for eh

December 5, 2005.

(4 years ago)

Bookmark

Well, yeah, basically.

ILX was so sanguine back then.

I was in Jaymc's company on December 4, 2005. He attempted to go behind the bar at a sports bar, got into a fistfight with the bartender, and lit out from there on his own.