Sex with you is like which of these movies?

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New poll: structually and tonally, is being in bed with you like:
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Thursday, December 31, 2009 2:12 PM (Yesterday)

Poll Results

OptionVotes
What's Up Tiger Lily? 3
Beneath the Planet of the Apes 3
Network 2
My Dinner with Andre 2
Crispin Glover's "What is it?" 2
La Jetée 2
The New World 2
Raising Arizona 1
Fitzcarraldo 1
Driving Miss Daisy 1
Carry On Camping 1
Sleeper 1
Amelie 1
Grand Prix 1
Salo 1
Wall-E 1
Mary Kate & Ashley's Awesome Sleepover 1
The Wicker Man 1
Silent Running 1
Wavelength (Snow) 1
Bambi 1
Porky's 0
The Lord of the Rings directed by Peter Jackson 0
The Italian Job 0
Scarface (Pacino version) 0
Cemetery Man 0
The People Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies 0
Floating 0
The Abyss 0
The Tin Drum 0
Sex, Lies, and Videotape (mainly lies and videotape) 0
Greaser's Palace 0
The Rutles 0
Crank 0
Dances with Wolves 0
28 Days Later 0
The Fly (Cronenberg) 0
The Shining 0
12 Monkeys 0
Close Encounters (Richard Pryor Edition) 0
The Devil and Daniel Johnston 0
Derek Jarman's "Blue" 0
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe 0
Three Days of the Condor 0
Klute 0
F for Fake 0
The Third Man 0
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? 0
Modern Times 0
Kill Bill 0


sarahel, Friday, 1 January 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Grand Prix of course. A load of guys covered in grease spinning around in circles going RRRRRRAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaOOOOOOWWWWWRRRRR!!!

12 inches of (snoball), Friday, 1 January 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

My favourite line from that film: "Don't psychoanalyse me!!!"

12 inches of (snoball), Friday, 1 January 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

can't believe we didn't include Animal Farm as an option.

sarahel, Friday, 1 January 2010 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link

or "Moby Dick"

12 inches of (snoball), Friday, 1 January 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

or Jaws 2: The Revenge

sarahel, Friday, 1 January 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

or There Will Be Blood

agonising dusk in the decade where i turn 30 (acoleuthic), Friday, 1 January 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

no offense, LJ, but I won't drink your milkshake.

sarahel, Friday, 1 January 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

wavelength ftw for entirely redefining my self-image after reading it in the other thread

high-five machine (schlump), Friday, 1 January 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

kind of baffled how sex cld be like Wall•E

I X Love (Abbott), Friday, 1 January 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

quiet and robotic surrounded by refuse

high-five machine (schlump), Friday, 1 January 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

and incompetent obese people?

sarahel, Friday, 1 January 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

cool runnings

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 1 January 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

no option for gone in 60 seconds. i see. hrm.

latebloomer, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:23 (fourteen years ago) link

the zombies in 28 days later move pretty fast, though.

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:25 (fourteen years ago) link

that dances w/ wolves scene was pretty intense for 10 year old me to watch iirc.

tehresa, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:26 (fourteen years ago) link

the amputation one?

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:27 (fourteen years ago) link

uh i meant the sex scene!

tehresa, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:28 (fourteen years ago) link

but yeah that was intense, too.

tehresa, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I like "My Dinner With Andre" as an option. It sounds boring, it looks boring, there's not a clip that you could pick to make it look interesting, but if you just give it even ten minutes of your attention, you'll find that it's so not boring that it's amazing. An unlikely film.

kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 08:20 (fourteen years ago) link

my mom fell asleep watching it.

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 08:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Remind me not to fuck your mom.

kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 08:24 (fourteen years ago) link

omg

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 3 January 2010 08:24 (fourteen years ago) link

wow!

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 08:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Come on -- surely somebody laughed at that joke besides me.

kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 08:27 (fourteen years ago) link

might be time 4 bed, kenan

Queef Latina (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 3 January 2010 08:27 (fourteen years ago) link

You people don't understand comedy.

kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 08:31 (fourteen years ago) link

hey kenan, here's a reminder, don't fuck my mom, okay?

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 08:54 (fourteen years ago) link

we all laughed when kenan said he was going to be a comedian. we're not laughing now.

estela, Sunday, 3 January 2010 08:56 (fourteen years ago) link

hey kenan, here's a reminder, don't fuck my mom, okay?

Thanks! Ok. Check.

Yer a mensch.

kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:02 (fourteen years ago) link

we all laughed when kenan said he was going to be a comedian. we're not laughing now.

I do try not to be all Police Academy 2 in bed, though.

kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:04 (fourteen years ago) link

that isn't one of the poll options.

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:12 (fourteen years ago) link

What's Up Tiger Lily?

This requires a comma even more than most phrases that are missing a comma.

kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Whatever, just remember not to fuck my mom.

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I wrote it down, ok?

kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:29 (fourteen years ago) link

you told me to remind you.

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I know, I know. Jeez. Look, I have to go to work...

kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:32 (fourteen years ago) link

let me know if/when i've sufficiently reminded you not to fuck my mom. I can get my mom to remind you too, if that would be helpful.

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I'll call you at lunch, if I have time.

kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:34 (fourteen years ago) link

should i leave a note reminding you in your lunch box?

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:40 (fourteen years ago) link

That would be confusing, since "lunch box" is one of my pet names for your mom.

kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:42 (fourteen years ago) link

just remember not to fuck her, okay?

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Not even a little bit?

kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:43 (fourteen years ago) link

how many times do I have to remind you?

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:44 (fourteen years ago) link

No, no, you're right.

*sigh*

kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i can't decide between wicker man and the lion the witch and the wardrobe

though really that would depend on which version of lww - i suppose that also goes for wicker man as well

not sure what this says about me possibly that i have a messianic complex or actually wicker man says that underneath a beardy paradise of naked ladies and folk cardigans lurks a realm of EVIL AND TWISTED DARKNESS while lion witch & wardrobe means that underneath a veneer of fanciful twee oddness and barking weirdness lurks a CONVENTIONAL CHRISTIAN MORALITY PLAY

yes either of those would describe my sex life

Karen Tregaskin, Sunday, 3 January 2010 11:54 (fourteen years ago) link

No The Music Box, no credibility.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/jondonrock/Laurel%20and%20Hardy/musicbox.bmp

I'm into SB (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 January 2010 12:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Kill Bill means that every 10 minutes (or every time it occurs) it's basically a completely different genre.

The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Sunday, 3 January 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

goin' with There Will Be Blood

Herodcare for the Unborn (J0hn D.), Sunday, 3 January 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

There's been days like this before you know
And I liked it all
Like the times we did it so hard
There was blood on the wall

kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

The New World: as long as you're not waiting for anything to happen...

The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

knocked up is not on the list?

tehresa, Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

dune

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

my boat dragged through your rainforest, featuring death threats and someone losing a finger. starring milton nascimento.

ogmor, Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

knocked up is not on the list?

The response to this is too too obvious.

kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

i was thinking of a disclaimer but whatever

tehresa, Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

saw this and thought "oh good i will add these movies to my netflix queue"
then i found there are 2 "the brave new world"s
one features colin farrell and is about jamestown
the other is french and described by netflix as "When her biological clock starts ticking, Lucie (Natalia Dontcheva) tells her lesbian lover, Marion (Vanessa Larré), that she wants a baby. Marion agrees, and the couple embarks on the delicate process of finding a suitable father -- eventually settling on Marion's old pal Hugo (Grégory Fitoussi). Lucie and Marion's unconventional path to pregnancy elicits a full range of reactions from their friends and family in this charming French comedy."
i added the jamestown one cuz my gurl don't like subtitles

Meteor Crater (jdchurchill), Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i meant "the new world"s
not "the brave new world"s

Meteor Crater (jdchurchill), Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

awesome, J0hn D bit my joke XD

hoos rotorvator (acoleuthic), Sunday, 3 January 2010 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

awesome, J0hn D bit my joke XD

Is that your pet name for it? You don't have to answer, but this is ILTMI.

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

OH SNAP

Herodcare for the Unborn (J0hn D.), Sunday, 3 January 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

X=======D

hoos rotorvator (acoleuthic), Sunday, 3 January 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

X=======D

"my joke"

at least it isn't horrible and malformed like forks'

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I call mine "Citizen Kane"

kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Dirty, Harry

The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Sunday, 3 January 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

at least it isn't "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 14 January 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

"Gone with the Wind"

lasts hours and is magnificent, but someone else will finish it and take all the credit

Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 January 2010 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Still, tomorrow's another day.

Mark G, Thursday, 14 January 2010 09:43 (fourteen years ago) link

when younger: Casino Royale - light, goofy suspenseful
when older: Casino Royale - jokes replaced with brooding and darkness, but with more parkour

hardly a giant f-off pickup (Eazy), Thursday, 14 January 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 15 January 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahahaha @ the second winner

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Friday, 15 January 2010 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link

my late vote made all the difference. 8-)

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Friday, 15 January 2010 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link


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