Sex with you is like which of these movies?

Grand Prix of course. A load of guys covered in grease spinning around in circles going RRRRRRAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaOOOOOOWWWWWRRRRR!!!

My favourite line from that film: "Don't psychoanalyse me!!!"

can't believe we didn't include Animal Farm as an option.

or "Moby Dick"

or Jaws 2: The Revenge

or There Will Be Blood

no offense, LJ, but I won't drink your milkshake.

wavelength ftw for entirely redefining my self-image after reading it in the other thread

kind of baffled how sex cld be like Wall•E

quiet and robotic surrounded by refuse

and incompetent obese people?

cool runnings

no option for gone in 60 seconds. i see. hrm.

the zombies in 28 days later move pretty fast, though.

that dances w/ wolves scene was pretty intense for 10 year old me to watch iirc.

the amputation one?

uh i meant the sex scene!

but yeah that was intense, too.

I like "My Dinner With Andre" as an option. It sounds boring, it looks boring, there's not a clip that you could pick to make it look interesting, but if you just give it even ten minutes of your attention, you'll find that it's so not boring that it's amazing. An unlikely film.

my mom fell asleep watching it.

Remind me not to fuck your mom.

omg

wow!

Come on -- surely somebody laughed at that joke besides me.

might be time 4 bed, kenan

You people don't understand comedy.

hey kenan, here's a reminder, don't fuck my mom, okay?

we all laughed when kenan said he was going to be a comedian. we're not laughing now.

hey kenan, here's a reminder, don't fuck my mom, okay?

Thanks! Ok. Check.

Yer a mensch.

we all laughed when kenan said he was going to be a comedian. we're not laughing now.

I do try not to be all Police Academy 2 in bed, though.

that isn't one of the poll options.

What's Up Tiger Lily?

This requires a comma even more than most phrases that are missing a comma.

Whatever, just remember not to fuck my mom.

I wrote it down, ok?

you told me to remind you.

I know, I know. Jeez. Look, I have to go to work...

let me know if/when i've sufficiently reminded you not to fuck my mom. I can get my mom to remind you too, if that would be helpful.

I'll call you at lunch, if I have time.

should i leave a note reminding you in your lunch box?

That would be confusing, since "lunch box" is one of my pet names for your mom.

just remember not to fuck her, okay?

Not even a little bit?

how many times do I have to remind you?

No, no, you're right.

*sigh*

i can't decide between wicker man and the lion the witch and the wardrobe

though really that would depend on which version of lww - i suppose that also goes for wicker man as well

not sure what this says about me possibly that i have a messianic complex or actually wicker man says that underneath a beardy paradise of naked ladies and folk cardigans lurks a realm of EVIL AND TWISTED DARKNESS while lion witch & wardrobe means that underneath a veneer of fanciful twee oddness and barking weirdness lurks a CONVENTIONAL CHRISTIAN MORALITY PLAY

yes either of those would describe my sex life

No The Music Box, no credibility.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/jondonrock/Laurel%20and%20Hardy/musicbox.bmp

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/08/16/ThePlank_060816120603567_wideweb__300x419.jpg

Kill Bill means that every 10 minutes (or every time it occurs) it's basically a completely different genre.

goin' with There Will Be Blood

There's been days like this before you know
And I liked it all
Like the times we did it so hard
There was blood on the wall

The New World: as long as you're not waiting for anything to happen...

knocked up is not on the list?

dune

my boat dragged through your rainforest, featuring death threats and someone losing a finger. starring milton nascimento.

knocked up is not on the list?

The response to this is too too obvious.

i was thinking of a disclaimer but whatever

saw this and thought "oh good i will add these movies to my netflix queue"
then i found there are 2 "the brave new world"s
one features colin farrell and is about jamestown
the other is french and described by netflix as "When her biological clock starts ticking, Lucie (Natalia Dontcheva) tells her lesbian lover, Marion (Vanessa Larré), that she wants a baby. Marion agrees, and the couple embarks on the delicate process of finding a suitable father -- eventually settling on Marion's old pal Hugo (Grégory Fitoussi). Lucie and Marion's unconventional path to pregnancy elicits a full range of reactions from their friends and family in this charming French comedy."
i added the jamestown one cuz my gurl don't like subtitles

i meant "the new world"s
not "the brave new world"s

awesome, J0hn D bit my joke XD

awesome, J0hn D bit my joke XD

Is that your pet name for it? You don't have to answer, but this is ILTMI.

OH SNAP

X=======D

X=======D

"my joke"

at least it isn't horrible and malformed like forks'

I call mine "Citizen Kane"

Dirty, Harry

at least it isn't "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"

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"Gone with the Wind"

lasts hours and is magnificent, but someone else will finish it and take all the credit

Still, tomorrow's another day.

when younger: Casino Royale - light, goofy suspenseful
when older: Casino Royale - jokes replaced with brooding and darkness, but with more parkour

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hahahahahaha @ the second winner

my late vote made all the difference. 8-)