The Inevitable ILTMI Threeway Poll

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It wasn't me because I haven't done this, but came very close before reconsidering.

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Threeways I have been invited to take part in:

As a Domino's deliver driver, I was invited in by a middle aged woman in leather and chains who said her husband wanted to see my pickle.

A friend and his girlfriend at the end of a college "naked party." I politely declined due to an ominous knowledge of their drug and sexual histories.

Again, at college, I was overwhelmed by the threatening sexual atmosphere as a boisterous fat girl and her friend (who was wearing a flame-print halter top, iirc) tried to put the moves on me. I left, but heard the next morning that shenanigans later that night included a guy and two completely different girls, both of whom were actually quite attractive.

At this point, it looks hopeless for me though.

Oh shit, when I delivered for Domino's we had a house very similar. The husband would stand in the corner and watch while you pleased the wife.

hang on

(xpost) by fixing shelves and cutting the grass?

this poll really only covers "who"

yeah, some people might have sampled more than one permutation of delights!

but if I'm gagging for anything it's for Johnny Fever to follow that post up

I woke up thinking that I hadn't included "more than one of these" option. With one arm tied to a bedpost.

First in a series, if you want, pals.

These poll results don't cover more than one incident at a time. Should I just pick my favorite?

Now you're just boasting!
Next poll should have an "Errol Flynn" option.

I'm not just boasting. The poll options do not consider my special needs.

I see stairs, but no ramp.

I gotta tell ya, "me and two vibrators" doesn't count as a threeway...

Plus they can really mess up your teeth.

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omg errol flynn...but who else?

i got 3am phone call from girl 40 miles away hanging out with her girlfriend with the offer but declined, that was as close as it got.

never had oral or penetrative three-way. college was such a let-down

with two guys, partners, who lived together in a rancho park bungalow decorated like a suburban house in wisconsin. both good-looking, but one was -wow- and the first guy i ever got up the courage to approach at a bar who i thought was out of my league. started talking to him, and then his partner, and the whole thing came up. it was great and they gave me a ride home after. both nice, responsible guys. the dynamic was a little over my at the time inexperienced and confused head and in retrospect realizing that the guy i wasn't as into was the top and wanted to get off watching his boy get fucked by another man makes me wish i'd handled it with a little more confidence. i doubt i'd do it again though, one good man's enough for me and really all i want.

rancho park bungalow

this made me lol

I lost what was left of my virginity to a fireman's wife and three college friends in a teenage impotent shame guest bedroom.

sounds like a fiveway

can we add "three college friends and a fireman's wife" to the ballot

Scans almost like a Beck lyric

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Two girls gave me a couple of gin and tonics and propositioned me. One was bisexual and the other (mostly) lesbian. She let me go down on her but she didn't otherwise engage with me all that much. She was very, very pretty, though shy and her gf was very, very enthusiastic, shall we say. My dad's gf almost walked in on us (it was the afternoon) so we left my place and went back to their theirs. We thought whipped cream would be fun though it turned out to be both messy and a distraction. Speaking of which, I remember my 19 year old brain being distracted by the naked presence of 4 breasts for which I was worldlessly thankful as I had never before been. It was the first time I felt 'used' by a woman (they seemed to really get off on their 'transgression') but I knew both of them relatively well, one from school and one from town, and I was an ardent youth so I didn't really care one way or the other and, frankly, the best part was laying around later in the unmade bed and giggling like idiots.

the best part was laying around later in the unmade bed and giggling like idiots

frankly, this is about as far as i can imagine getting in the whole process

Not a reactionary git, just an idiot.

Chacun à son goût

I had fun. It was rather sweet, actually. I was a rampantly hormonally horny adolescent and they needed some safe distraction.

So basically as an adolescent you were this guy, right?
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Blocked (at work). I wish I could see that and respond to your probably scurrilous accusations.

But, I have to assume that you're most probably right, alas.

It's a pic of Trip Fontaine from the movie "Virgin Suicides".

:(

Like the soundtrack, though.

the idea of me with 2 women is cracking me hysterically on the inside

*cracking me up

I was a skinnier more weasily rogue.

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It was rather sweet, actually.

This is the thing: one ideal of it is some amalgamation of friendship and romance: the goofing part of friendship and the lusty part of romance.