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in which google autocomplete exposes the collective id of English-speaking weirdos around the globe.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
women	6
pie	6
you lyrics	5
someone else	5
older women	4
asian men	3
boys	2
girls	2
my best friend	2
a married woman	2
you	2
fat women	2
jerks	1
my doctor	1
other women	1
my therapist	1
my friend's wife	1
my dog	1
myself	1
my aunt	0
my friend	0
my step son	0
my student	0
my step sister	0
older men	0
my roommate	0
my professor	0
my boss	0
kids	0
black women	0
bad boys	0
my mother in law	0
my niece	0
other men	0
a married man	0
little girls	0
my daughter	0
my sister	0
my cousin	0
my mom	0
my son	0
my brother	0
my dad	0
my teacher	0
black men	0

― petprojectfoundation.org/success/roberto.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

well this has potential

― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

*preemptive expression of hatred for the human race*

― petprojectfoundation.org/success/roberto.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

PIE

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

^gonna walk this

― petprojectfoundation.org/success/roberto.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

Persons of Indian Extraction?

― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:15 (sixteen years ago)

knowing ENBB, I'd guess "pugs' irresistible enthusiasm"

― petprojectfoundation.org/success/roberto.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:16 (sixteen years ago)

penus in ear

― Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:18 (sixteen years ago)

penus in ear

2:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLwzHDKElgw

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:30 (sixteen years ago)

lol 'my dog'

― jabba hands, Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:33 (sixteen years ago)

sounds kinda sweet, like these ppl have a crush on their dogs

― jabba hands, Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:33 (sixteen years ago)

I voted for "a married woman", because unfortunately it's true. :(

― Tuomas, Thursday, 14 January 2010 07:35 (sixteen years ago)

I voted for ~~"a married woman"~~"my best friend", because unfortunately it's true. :(

― Body Butter (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 January 2010 07:45 (sixteen years ago)

word life

― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 January 2010 07:49 (sixteen years ago)

you lyrics

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 14 January 2010 07:59 (sixteen years ago)

"someone else" seems to be the safest option.

― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 14 January 2010 09:13 (sixteen years ago)

older women :(

― Joint Custody (ian), Thursday, 14 January 2010 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

asian men

― velko, Thursday, 14 January 2010 15:46 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

also, pie!

― Joint Custody (ian), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 06:11 (fifteen years ago)

not a lot of v. enticing options here

― Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, it's mostly people using google to diagnose (or maybe validate?) their unhealthy urges.

I mean, what sane person would have a crush on a woman? ewwwwwwwwwwww!

― pass the chicken & listen (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

actually i guess a lot of them are not unhealthy but still seem weird when isolated. i mean i am sometimes attracted to black men, older men, or asian men but not obsessively enough to google or pick one as a primary poll answer above all others, you know? and there are others that could be perfectly fine, like "my friend," but are not applicable to me right now. (also, it would never occur to me to google "i am attracted to my niece," as it's a search engine, not a conversational partner! but why not, i suppose.)

― Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

I'd assume most people who google "I'm attracted to my friend/niece/older women/a married woman/etc" do it to find comments about how other folks in a similar situation have handled it.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

hunh hunh "handled it"

― with a bad girl's enlightenment and a Buddha's passion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 28 January 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

women vs pie

― mintox plus oral (electricsound), Thursday, 28 January 2010 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

Got a site catering to your needs already...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cake-farts

― might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 28 January 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

(IIRC the pie loses most of the time...)

― might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 28 January 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

no one decided to go with an extremely awkward answer
(dog is just a joke. I'm attracted to my family member or little kids is demented)

i would have liked it if someone picked one demented answer just so that we could go on a witch hunt

― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 28 January 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

DOG IS NOT A JOKE

― pass the chicken & listen (unregistered), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)

four years pass...

ponies
pokemon
pie
psychopaths
personality not looks

― his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Thursday, 13 March 2014 23:19 (eleven years ago)

"I want to kill my..." autocomplete is a rabbithole I wish I didn't just go down o_O

― his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Thursday, 13 March 2014 23:31 (eleven years ago)

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