Male (in)security

would you like some more money

yes

no

I voted for the first option. My opinion is that by the time you're in your early twenties, your penis is as long and thick as it's going to be, and there's nothing* you can do about it. So you can either accept your size, or hate your body.

(* The exception is if you put on a lot of weight. The fat above the pubic bone can take a couple of inches off the length of your erect penis.)

would you like some more money

Question implies that I have some money to begin with ;_;

then any money is still more money. point being there's not much downside to one of the options

heh unless you're going for braggin 2010 title early on

what about women who have penises and men who do not have penises

NSFWs thread was traumatic enough re: the latter

I assume the "less" permutations were left off to cut down on lolbraggin' votes?

going for braggin 2010 title early on

I don't want to be premature.

money is the root of all evil iirc

"root"

I don't want to be premature.

Different poll, yo.

science

http://i50.tinypic.com/3452e8m.jpg

why is enjoyable beneath satisfying

"...no, you don't understand! Enjoyable is my dog!"

i'm afraid you'll have to go to PenisSizeDebate.com to find out why

I like how the colored portions form the preliminary outline of a graph charted penis

naturally when you're making a graph about penises you're gonna get a penis shaped distribution

destined to never be ideal

I forgot about that chart!

poll A through E imo

It would be nice if there was an isolated little red A square up in the top left corner at 4" x 9 1/4"

"the wall clock cock"

discussions about penis size always remind me of that Vonnegut bit where he talks about how he's hung like a tuna can

and another on the bottom right corner

haha 3 1/2 x 11

i mean 11 x 3 1/2

"the cinnamon stick"

"immensely pleasurable for women with broken vaginas"

I kinda wish that chart went with the grading system and that those Es were Fs. But that wouldn't be very kind.

the pipe cleaner

It wouldn't matter, if the chart is unkind to you just make up your own system

A = awful
B = bad
C = cool
D = Daaaang
E = excellent!
F = fartin' awesome

awesome
boring
colossal
dinky
egregious

Wait which portion of that chart indicates whether or not it farts??

A = G
B = A
C = P
D = D
E = Y

LOL dyao

nice attemptin' to make 99% of men feel inadequate btw

hold the phone, the site has just been updated

http://i47.tinypic.com/nvtr4n.jpg

http://i50.tinypic.com/easg1i.jpg

looool

http://www.biginflatables.com/images/hillsbros.jpg

loooooooooool

giganto woman is like haaaaay

http://www.colinthomas.com/assets/peopleimages/50ft-woman-500.jpg

HOW YOU DOIN

― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, January 6, 2009 6:55 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

ZS that chart made me laugh so hard.

that whole website is all kinds of messed up. On the front page it says "If you are here looking for x-rated stuff, then check out some of my favorite adult sex sites instead." And then it links to fuckingmachine.com, brutaldildos.com and waterbondage.com!

I have to admit that I wish the first few paragraphs on the site were archived for future generations to learn from:

I am Ed and I established PenisSizeDebate.com to inform and help men who are confused about penis size, more specifically the significance of penis size to women. No, I am not a medical doctor. I am just an ordinary man who got fed up with the penis size debate....

After an intense investigation on the web I was so shocked with the magnitude of the penis size debate that it is tempting to call it a penis size crisis.

loool

http://digg.com/health/From_Women_Authentic_Penis_Size_Preference_Chart_SFW
http://i31.tinypic.com/j964xt.gif

http://28286.vgb.no/files/2009/04/penis-chart.jpg

i've just left a mark on my screen trying to compare.

Can't wait for the Apple iTablet to come out so I can try this.

yeah should have used iphone rather than the desktop at work i guess. people looking at me funny.

my face gets in the way ages before nob size ever could

The chart also doesn't take into consideration the various size preferences among different races. For example, asian women tend to be shallower and would scream in pain from having her cervix pounded by a big guy who doesn't know how to use his tool, while african women tend to have a greater vaginal depth and just will not be vaginally aroused by a guy who is not long enough to hit all the right spots.

(xxpost) But the iPhone only has a 3.5" diagonal screen!

:( what a way to out myself as a shrimp

(i don't even have an iphone, ladies)

Double iPhone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ofl_UP3apM
(1 minute onwards)

I hereby suggest that penis size be measured in iPhones

ladies I'm fully updated and
running iPhone OS 3.1.2, if you know what I mean, and I think you do

<<< Kryten / Google Android joke will appear here shortly >>>

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

penis is the last thing i'm insecure about. i'm more worried about height/looks/status/etc... by the time they see your junk it's basically a done deal.

by the time they see your junk it's basically a done deal

last minute snags happen every day all over the world

by the time they see your junk it's basically a done deal.

Yes, it's true. Once a woman takes your pants off, you have conquered her fully, and there's nothing left but marriage, kids, old age, and death. This is all because of your junk.

I am very content with my size. some girls have complained I hurt them because I was so big.

I also have shown my penis to a live audience (have to love live theatre). granted it was for 4 seconds...

I am very content with my size. some girls have complained I hurt them because I was so big.

Surely these two sentences don't tally unless you are a sadist?

lol, I didn't word that so well. I wasn't happy to hurt them, no, and they got used to it and enjoyed it. these comments were usually made after the first time we had relations where they may not have known of my Italian descent prior.

thank u very much!

by the time they see your junk it's basically a done deal.

Yes, it's true. Once a woman takes your pants off, you have conquered her fully, and there's nothing left but marriage, kids, old age, and death. This is all because of your junk.

― kenan, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 08:28 (1 week ago) Bookmark

ex-actly