Main Entry: boneFunction: verbInflected Form(s): boned; bon·ingDate: 15th centurytransitive verb1 : to remove the bones from <bone a fish>2 : to provide (a garment) with stays3 : to rub (as a boot or baseball bat) with something hard (as a piece of bone) in order to smooth the surfaceintransitive verb: to study hard : grind <bone through medical school>
― noted schloar (dyao), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 09:58 (sixteen years ago)
Main Entry: bon·er Pronunciation: \ˈbō-nər\Function: nounDate: circa 18991 : one that bones2 : a clumsy or stupid mistake; also : howler 23 usually vulgar : an erect penis
― noted schloar (dyao), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 09:59 (sixteen years ago)
example usage:
To boldly bone where no man has boned before.
― noted schloar (dyao), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:00 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAVd08s6ddY
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:06 (sixteen years ago)
http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr251/mookieproof/bone.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 16:43 (sixteen years ago)
was waiting for that
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 16:44 (sixteen years ago)
i am predictable
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)
well not necessarily from you - just in general :D
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)
"usually vulgar"?
― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 16:47 (sixteen years ago)
better than having one that's unusually vulgar i guess
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 16:48 (sixteen years ago)
Ha, I am trying to think of that ONE time when one can quite appropriately mention one's boner to the Queen.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 16:55 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbrpbLZMNmw
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 16:55 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=3757
― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 16:57 (sixteen years ago)
Like half the shit posted to ILX, these days I can't access that at work, Dan. What is it?
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:01 (sixteen years ago)
Batman's Boner: try also http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&catid=32:seduction-index&id=303:batmans-boner&Itemid=36
― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:02 (sixteen years ago)
I think in the contemporary demotic, 'boner' never means 'howler' anymore.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:04 (sixteen years ago)
unless the wind catches it at a really funny angle maybe
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:06 (sixteen years ago)
http://superdickery.com/images/stories/oneshot/batman05.jpg
chilling
― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:07 (sixteen years ago)
"How can he force you into a boner?" Truly, one of the most chilling queries ever posed.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:09 (sixteen years ago)
http://superdickery.com/images/stories/oneshot/batman06.jpg
gross
― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:10 (sixteen years ago)
Only redeemed by the awesome phrase: "Chortle at Joker's Boner." That's pure poetry.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:15 (sixteen years ago)
boner of the year imo
― noted schloar (dyao), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:08 (sixteen years ago)
Funniest word in the world
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:12 (sixteen years ago)
9th grade:
Boner in grocery storeBoner on school busBoner while studying for American History finalBoner at a partyMidnight snack bonerBoner while watching Boner in churchetc etc
― "80s Baby" (Z S), Saturday, January 3, 2009 4:26 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark
is this a later-period, opposite gender maturation of the list which shall not be named on ILX?
― noted schloar (dyao), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:15 (sixteen years ago)
"I am the boner lord," Tom proclaimed skulkingly.
― dayo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 05:47 (fifteen years ago)
Boner at a funeralBoner while watching Mad About YouBoner during television interviewBoner as in messing upBoner Growing PainsBoner sandwich
― wvw (Z S), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 05:52 (fifteen years ago)
http://classic.battle.net/images/battle/diablo2exp/images/skills/bonespear02.jpg
Here the Necromancer, a popular character commonly chosen by players of Diablo II, is shown boning an enemy.
― dayo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 05:53 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.insidesocal.com/modernmyth/Andrew%20Koenig%20as%20Joker.jpg
This is Andrew Koenig (RIP). He was Boner Stabone on Growing Pains. so its kind of funny he also played the Joker in some film.
― Ex Loin Tamer (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 07:06 (fifteen years ago)
wtf, where is 'to sack a newsreader'
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 07:09 (fifteen years ago)
Boned!
― if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 07:09 (fifteen years ago)
AA shall we introduce ILX to Billy Birmingham
― if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 07:10 (fifteen years ago)
boner on the dance floor
― buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 07:12 (fifteen years ago)
garn xp
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 07:13 (fifteen years ago)
There was a dog called "Boner" on that David Walliums "so good it's bad irony lol" TV prog last night,
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 09:28 (fifteen years ago)
Appaz the Walliams show was not so bad it was good.
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 09:28 (fifteen years ago)
40% "blimey, I remember that" (Wheeltappers, Fred's pub games prog, etc), 40% "never knew that" (Star wars special, Spike's "censored" Blankettys, etc), and 20% "the usual" (Chegwin, Local telly's "Mr Not exactly Universe" ho humness..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 11:01 (fifteen years ago)
ugh
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 11:09 (fifteen years ago)
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfi3r5kW8v1qzoj6fo1_500.jpg
― dayo, Monday, 24 January 2011 09:38 (fifteen years ago)
bonheur: the french spelling of boner
― dayo, Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:42 (fourteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_bonheur_de_vivre
the boner of life, is the english translation
j'ai boné
― Euler, Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:57 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.thelocal.se/44536/20121120/
A woman in western Sweden who was arrested after police found skeletons in her apartment has now been charged for using the bones as sex toys, a hobby she claimed was motivated by an interest in history.
― 乒乓, Friday, 30 November 2012 14:17 (thirteen years ago)
“Some of the photos show a woman licking a skull," Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local.
sad there were never followup "to thug" and "to harmonize" threads
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 30 November 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thuggee
― Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White), Friday, 30 November 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)
All up in this, but mainly starting @ 2:46
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSf430ltqeE
― Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 1 December 2012 06:37 (thirteen years ago)