What Are Your Poop Subactivities

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Everybody can multitask while they poop. What types of things do you do while you poop? Be honest, now. The Gods don't like a dishonest dookiemaker.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Nothing - pooping is for one activity only, pooping!	9
I read the newspaper while pooping	4
I read entire novels while pooping	4
Other (please explain)	3
I read comics while pooping	2
I record music while pooping	1
I read ILX on my laptop while pooping	1
I listen to music while pooping	0
I do my taxes while pooping	0
I order pizza while pooping	0
I talk on the phone while pooping	0
I attend remote work meetings while pooping	0
I write entire novels while pooping	0
I post to ILX from my laptop while pooping	0

― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

all of the above?

― 丫 power (dyao), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

hemorrhoids forced me to cut back my time on the pot, so "nothing", but I used to read a lot and have occasionally brought the laptop in.

people who talk on the phone while pooping are antichrists tho

― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

Music magazines.

― Zachary Taylor, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)

which ones?

― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 05:14 (fifteen years ago)

Razorcake, Spin, Stereophile, Big Takeover. Sometimes old record guides too. I don't store them in there though, and I put them down before cleaning up, and then remove them from the room after handwashing. No poop on my magazines. Some chest/belly hairs maybe.

― Zachary Taylor, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 05:19 (fifteen years ago)

Other: ILX on the mobile phone with Opera Mini. In fact, am doing so right now, no lie.

― StanM, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 07:47 (fifteen years ago)

I poop at high speed, so there isn't any time for anything else.

― black jeans stained by (snoball), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 09:01 (fifteen years ago)

Other (poetry)

― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 09:03 (fifteen years ago)

If a poop plops in the woods and nobody's around to hear it, does it still make a sound...?

― 丫 power (dyao), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 09:03 (fifteen years ago)

Surely the person who pooped the poop would hear it? Poops don't poop themselves you know...

― black jeans stained by (snoball), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 09:10 (fifteen years ago)

ghost poop

― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 09:12 (fifteen years ago)

hey cattle grind, what about the poo-wank??

(for the man on the go iirc)

― wilter, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 09:15 (fifteen years ago)

Other (poetry)

poopetry?

― black jeans stained by (snoball), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 09:15 (fifteen years ago)

(xpost) or for the religious, the holy shit

― black jeans stained by (snoball), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 09:15 (fifteen years ago)

ilx when no one's watching. I recently placed a non-fiction book in there that I up til now haven't been able to make time for. We'll see how that goes.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 10:36 (fifteen years ago)

This is what the Guardian's Weekend Magazine was made for.

― pleasant enough evening with absolutely no spark whatsoever (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 10:50 (fifteen years ago)

I poop at high speed, so there isn't any time for anything else.

― black jeans stained by (snoball), Tuesday, March 23, 2010 5:01 AM (2 hours ago)

― harbl, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 11:06 (fifteen years ago)

my bathroom also lacks a fan or ventilation other than the window so i wouldn't leave reading material in there, could get wobbly and gross

― harbl, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 11:07 (fifteen years ago)

hey cattle grind, what about the poo-wank??
(for the man on the go iirc)
― wilter, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 09:15 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I knew that was 'coming'

― Mark G, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 12:47 (fifteen years ago)

iPhone games (also Ipod Tooch games too)

― take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)

IPoon

― take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

Nothing.

― kenan, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

DR KAWASHIMA

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

I curse my excessively efficient bowels. I would love to be able to spend a good 20 minutes just chillin in the work toilet cubicle, calculating how much I'm getting paid to shit.

― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

i once spent my shit breaks memorizing lines for a show I was in....wound up getting nice lil hemorrhoids for that.

― Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Read whatever magazines can be found on the way to the can.

Used to make a poop exception for 'no smoking inside' if the bathroom had an exterior window.

― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

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