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Coincides with taking 20000iu of vitamin D for a week (fighting off a cold/sinus thing), fish oil (20g, 12g EPA/DHA) and Mucinex (1200mg twice a day). I haven't taken the fish oil in a couple of days, still pooping green.

I feel fine, but I can't figure out if it's a side effect of megadosing Vit D or the Mucinex.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

yay another ILTMI poop thread - by which I mean a thread about poop, not a thread made of poop...

black jeans stained by (snoball), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

threads about sex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> threads about poop

j0rdslovesomedude (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

stop eating leprechauns

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)

gree' pee pee

j0rdslovesomedude (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://ibdcrohns.about.com/cs/otherdiseases/a/greenstool.htm

black jeans stained by (snoball), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

alternatively, you are this guy...
http://anotherkcblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/jolly-green-giant.jpg

black jeans stained by (snoball), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

someone needs to start an ILTMI rolling poop thread

ksh, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

rolling poop ...down a hill? ...in glitter? ...between your palms like a plasticene snake?

black jeans stained by (snoball), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

someone needs to start an ILTMI rolling poop thread

someone needs a spanking

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

was gonna say yer 13 days late on this one.

leprechauns aren't green, btw

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

Mr. O'Shaughnessy,
the St. Patrick's day poo
small and green
he comes from you
You drank far too much Guin-ess
now your underpants are a mess

black jeans stained by (snoball), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

are you guys saying you've never pooped green before??

harry lame irl (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

poo ra poo ra loo ra

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

poop on Eileen

black jeans stained by (snoball), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

green poop's common, I got it while I was using Metamucil...usually just means the turd is moving through your intestines faster, which can be a result of a laxative or diarrhea...or that you ate food with green dye.

kinda became an expert after I had blood on the toilet paper 8 months ago and panicked thinkin I was teh deads.

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)

ODing on vitamin D is nagl, iirc

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)

EATING green poop: c/d?

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

DOO DOO GREEN
DOO DOO GREEN
DOO DOO GREEN
DOO DOO GREEN

NJ Da Bruceman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

threads about sex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> threads about poop

― j0rdslovesomedude (acoleuthic), Tuesday, March 30, 2010 3:30 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

Seriously. Y'all are starting to gross me out for real now. :/

someone needs to start an ILTMI rolling poop thread

― ksh, Tuesday, March 30, 2010 3:34 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

No. Nobody ever needs to do this.

(ps - this can happen if you eat a lot of dark leafy vegetables)

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

Poop-eye the Sailorman
http://home-gym-fitness-equipment.co.uk/files/spinach-popeye.gif

black jeans stained by (snoball), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 12:37 (fifteen years ago)

green eggs and poop

http://cysreadingcorps.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/green-eggs-and-ham1.jpg

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 12:42 (fifteen years ago)

I am diagnosing you with "ate an entire box of Boo Berry, then forgot about it."

demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

^^ or flintstones push-ups

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/1748/96/n106695583253_8213.jpg

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Thursday, 1 April 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)

i don't get the vitamin d thing

harbl, Thursday, 1 April 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

Most Americans have a vitamin D deficiency, particularly during winter. It's pretty standard to take ~5000iu a day to ensure that you're within normal levels (like taking a few g of fish oil/day). Some people are experimenting with greater amounts when they're sick or beat up from training/working out.

Vitamin D is important to our immune system, I started getting sick, and I'm fairly sure I haven't gotten enough sun lately, so I thought I'd try a high dose of vitamin D.
Unfortunately, it looks like bronchitis rather than a cold.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:30 (fifteen years ago)

I once ate nothing but bananas for a whole day and I shit you not I shat white.

SUPER USA (╓abies), Thursday, 1 April 2010 06:29 (fifteen years ago)

Betty or Jaleel?

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Thursday, 1 April 2010 11:39 (fifteen years ago)

you'd prob just pee it out if you took a very high dose though. also why does it make your poop green.

harbl, Thursday, 1 April 2010 11:44 (fifteen years ago)

One time back in high school I gave my friend a gallon of milk that I had colored green with food dye (we were "wacky" guys). He reported green poop as the result.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 1 April 2010 12:44 (fifteen years ago)

Vit D is fat soluble, no peeing out excess. That's why you can (theoretically) OD on it.

Also, not sure it was the green poop culprit.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Thursday, 1 April 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that's why I've heard it's not a good idea to take massive vit. D supplements. also, iirc there's a chemical difference between the vit. d you take in foods and the kind you produce from exposure to sunlight - the latter is supposedly much much better for you overall (moot point though if it's winter)

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Thursday, 1 April 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

moot point if you're in ireland/britain

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 April 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

threads about sex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> threads about poop

Yes plz.

Although I do pee green when I take too many b vitamins. But vitamin pee is a whole 'nother ball of stuff.

kenan, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

We could have threads about poop sex?
Wait, no...

Convenience Fish (snoball), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:25 (fifteen years ago)

vitamin pee

Quite often my pee is bright yellow, almost fluorescent. Years ago I was told by a friend that this was due to muscle development. But this was the same guy who tried to follow an all tuna diet for a week, so pinch of salt, etc..

Convenience Fish (snoball), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

Vitamin pee is usually identifiable by the fact that it is intensely colored, smells distinctly of vitamin pills, and cost you a whole lot to produce.

kenan, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)

All you need now is blue semen and you'll have most of the colour spectrum covered.

Convenience Fish (snoball), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

Nothing is blue.

kenan, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:44 (fifteen years ago)

i just ate taco bell real fast and diarrhea just flew out of me. it wasn't green tho, so I shoved it back in....

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Thursday, 1 April 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

But vitamin pee is a whole 'nother ball of stuff.

how did you get it into a ball?? are peeing in space?

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Friday, 2 April 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

I thought it was a pun on the letter names of vitamins you were making: Vitamin P.

demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Friday, 2 April 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

What do vitamin pills smell like?

demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Friday, 2 April 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)

bad, meaty BO

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Friday, 2 April 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

What do vitamin pills smell like?

How to answer that? Do you have a bottle of vitamin pills handy? It smells exactly like what's inside.

kenan, Friday, 2 April 2010 10:01 (fifteen years ago)

bad, meaty BO

^^^ I was going to say this, but I've just smelt some Sanat0gen, and they didn't smell of anything. I think they have a coating on them now.

Convenience Fish (snoball), Friday, 2 April 2010 10:25 (fifteen years ago)

Sorry to revive this thread so soon, y'all! We had a birthday party for my son yesterday and picked up this Batman cake from Safeway:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SVlMo_1jSRI/AAAAAAAABdc/ShYfXe4n2Vk/s400/clarissa+d+-ow-batman.jpg

(this picture's from cakewrecks.blogspot.com, but we got the same basic model, only they didn't fuck it up)

Everybody's tongue was turning blue. One little boy looked like the new CocoRosie cover. Anyway, I woke up this morning to take a poop and whaddaya know? It was green. So yeah, stay away from that Batman cake y'all.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 4 April 2010 10:38 (fifteen years ago)

dunny dunny dunny dunny,
dunny dunny dunny dunny,
dunny dunny dunny dunny,
dunny dunny dunny dunny,
Shatman!

Convenience Fish (snoball), Sunday, 4 April 2010 10:43 (fifteen years ago)

Brian Day! I want to celebrate it.

how is abbott formed (Abbott), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

Pretty sure green poop was caused by vitamin D, in case y'all were thinking of megadosing it.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

OMG - still green! Do NOT fuck with this cake! Oh god, please let my g.i. tract be clean again. ughhhh.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 5 April 2010 11:52 (fifteen years ago)


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