spirits/angels/ghosts/deities who watch people bathe/get it on/P00P/masturbate

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If you believe in spirits/angels/ghosts/deities, do you believe that they occasionally watch people bathe/get it on/P00P/masturbate, or do they turn away politely?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
I don't believe in spirits/angels/ghosts/deities	8
I believe in spirits/angels/ghosts/deities and I believe that some of them watch people bathe/get it on/P00P/masturbate	5
I believe in spirits/angels/ghosts/deities but I don't believe that they watch people bathe/get it on/P00P/masturbate	3

― Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

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― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)

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― Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

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― Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

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― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Sunday, 4 April 2010 01:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://xbox360andjesus.ytmnd.com/

"I got a very disturbing message from a young boy of our congregation who said a fella in his local school thought the XBox 360 was cooler than Jesus. Well I told this fella, his name is William Thorncastle, a member of our congregation to pose these 10 questions to his unsaved friend:

1. Can the XBox 360 turn water into wine?
2. Can the XBox 360 fly?
3. Can the XBox 360 burn billions of people in hell because they don't accept it as their lord and personal savior?
4. Can the XBox 360 endure a virgin birth?
5. Can the XBox 360 survive after having enormous rusty spikes hammered into it?
6. Can the XBox 360 walk on water? Ah heck, I bet it doesn't even float.
7. Can the XBox 360 effortlessly fling a 50-ton slab of granite off the entrance to a cave?
8. Can the XBox 360 watch you masturbate? I'm sure it will help millions of youngsters shim-sham their tallywackers because it delightfully accepts dirty videos. But it's not going to sit there out of concern as it watches you commit the sin of personal abuse and it isn't gonna try to cry tears of love and forgiveness as you get up to get a paper towel afterwards.
9. Can the XBox 360 forgive you of your sins and offer you eternal life with an all-expenses trip to heaven, and even throw in a free mansion with a driveway made of solid gold?
10. Can the XBox 360 lead a real army of godly Christians into the final battle of Armageddon and slaughter billions of people into the earth covered flesh and blood?"

― biologically wrong (Z S), Sunday, 4 April 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

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― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 4 April 2010 22:44 (fifteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^lol

― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Sunday, 4 April 2010 22:45 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 4 April 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

misread this as spirits/angels/ghosts/babbies

― tomofthenest, Monday, 5 April 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

have been on this internet too long.

― tomofthenest, Monday, 5 April 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 5 April 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

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