you have these articles of clothing. in what order do you put them on?

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socks
undershirt/bra/tank top
briefs/boxers/panties/thong
shirt
pants/skirt/shorts

call all destroyer, Monday, 12 April 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

underwear -> pants/shorts -> shirt -> socks (optional) -> shoes

am0n corner (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 April 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)

first I put on some smooth jams, then boxers, socks, undershirt + shirt, pants

fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Monday, 12 April 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

I do shirt before pants because it helps with the tuck if I need to tuck

fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Monday, 12 April 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

btw this thread is inspired but noticing some truly bizarre sequences in the locker room at the gym

call all destroyer, Monday, 12 April 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

they go pants -> boxers/briefs right?

fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Monday, 12 April 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

panties ----> bra -----> top ----> pants or skirt -----> socks last if wearing them at all

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Monday, 12 April 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

If I am sitting around the house I'll put on just undies + pants & like sit around until I have to get the door. But if I have to get dressed, it goes like this:

undies
brassiere
pants (or tights & then skirt)
shirt
socks/shoes

Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Monday, 12 April 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

By "until I have to get the door" I mean that I will put on a shirt before getting the door

Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Monday, 12 April 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

This is another one of those situations where "one-piece zip-up jumpsuit man" really saves some time

biologically wrong (Z S), Monday, 12 April 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

they go pants -> boxers/briefs right?

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao),

http://www.vocemeconquistou.blogger.com.br/image_2_quailman.jpg

ksh, Monday, 12 April 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

unders > bra/tank > shirt > skirt > socks

mr. waffles (Nijoli), Monday, 12 April 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

boxers > shirt > 'pants' (trousers FU) > socks. Socks before trousers sometimes seems like it would be marginally easier (if I'm wearing slim legged trousers that I have to pull up, frexample), but something weird about being in unders + socks.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

always done briefs -> pants -> shirt -> socks -> shoes before, now i'm feelin this:

do shirt before pants because it helps with the tuck if I need to tuck

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Sunday, April 11, 2010 6:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cuz i got more button-downs that need the tuck

robert bly is mrs. doubtfire? (Matt P), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)

seems like shirt -> pants or pants -> shirt is the only diff happening here

^^interesting

robert bly is mrs. doubtfire? (Matt P), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

Underwear -> pants -> shirt -> socks. Usually what happens is I'll step out of the shower and put on underwear and pants, then go back to the bathroom to shave and apply deodorant, and only after that put on shirt and socks.

jam master (jaymc), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)

boxers -> daks of variable length -> shirt -> socks if I'm going either to work or dancing and thus need to wear shoes

but i'm also listening to all the songs on the fame monster, not just the (sic), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:42 (fifteen years ago)

Step 1:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/74/WWUnderoos.jpg

Jack Human (kenan), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)

From there, I just get too excited to remember what happens in what order.

Jack Human (kenan), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

i think the weirdest one i've observed is putting on all yr top articles first, before any of yr bottom articles.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

underwear, shirt, socks, pants, shoes

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)

i think the weirdest one i've observed is putting on all yr top articles first, before any of yr bottom articles.

Almost pasted Julianne Moore .jpg here yesterday.

a modest crowd, not jammed (Eazy), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

Socks before OR after trousers, but never socks before pants. That's the rule. Makes a man look scary, like a chicken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkrGOhLJuhY

Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

briefs/boxers/panties/thong
undershirt/bra/tank top
pants/skirt/shorts
shirt
socks

I don't wear a lot of skirts, though.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

first I put on some smooth jams

serious lols at this

boxers -> socks -> pants (left unbuttoned if tucking in shirt) -> t-shirt -> shirt -> tuck in shirt(s) -> button pants

don't you steal my Sunstein (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

If I'm planning to leave the house, underpants -> (put deodorant on) -> bra -> trousers -> (hope deodorant is dry enough for) shirt -> socks.

If I'm not planning to leave the house, deodorant is optional, which means a t-shirt may go on before trousers, and socks are optional too. If it's really, really cold, socks go on first, cz my feet feel the cold worse than anything else.

falling while carrying an owl (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)


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