do you have a "type"?

realize this is a p superficial question, but are there features or body types/builds or whatever that just like hit u viscerally? does it make you all "i stand in awe of ur beauty *o*" or are you more like "omg bone city"?

long dark hair, usually. boobs!

long legs

doe-eyed, raven-haired sirens with irises like shimmering river water that i want to drown in

short-haired & chubby

snaggle-toothed, broad, and bespectacled

it's been a long long time since I've really crushed hard on somebody. even if they're physically very 'my type' I start to overanalyze and think about their personality & are they a diva & would they be compatible with me etc. and it usually kills the infatuation pretty quickly.

I also like sad-eyed girls, embarrassingly enough I think the last crush I had was miranda july in me&u&baarf

they are sad-eyed because you are judging them imo

if judging them is wrong then I don't ever want to be not bob dylan

doe-eyed, doe-haired, doe-nosed, doe-legged, doe-tailed sirens that like to skip through woodland flora nibbling on wild grasses.

necro for bambi's mother tbh

0-to-deer fucking in under half an hour, my life's work is complete

excuse me, doeaphilia

I dunno if weird-looking guys are my type or if my brain thinks "oh, that guy looks weird, he must be more attainable for fat ugly old you"

(my brain is clearly wrong if the latter cz they invariably turn out to have v cute skinny young girlfriends)

I think generally I'm into pale brunettes and smaller girls (because I can pick them up and carry them around and stuff), but then again my gf is an amazonian blonde Swede who tries to tan whenever possible and I've got 0 complaints.

my pithy answer to this is "lane bryant models"

0-to-deer fucking in under half an hour, my life's work is complete

― Oh boy, rap! That's where I'm a mic king! (m bison), Friday, April 30, 2010 9:44 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

kinda wish the viking thread had gone down this route

Tall guys with a slightly bigger build sometimes even a bit of extra weight on them. Brown hair/blue eyes combo is a particular soft spot for me as are beards on some dudes.

oh i can't be having with beards, tbh

Sometimes my love of pale skin makes me worry that I'm somehow classist.

bonerist

Brown hair, 5'1"-5'5", wide eyes, maybe glasses. Or like, glasses sometimes.

glassist

no those are ppl exclusively attracted to philip and/or ira glass

Possibly, but not necessarily, 10-20 lbs overweight. You know, like a chick who lets herself eat ice cream sometimes.

Tbh tall (or at least, not short) is about the only 4real physical requirement these days.

Tattoos are also preferred.

hot dudes

'overweight' is kind of a loaded term tbh- in terms of recommended BMI, or based on what?

In terms of recommended BMI, in which (somewhat insane) terms I'm overweight too.

i'm in training to reach 'overweight' tbh

i feel kinda weird even axeing this q cos it's not like i prefer one type 2 the exclusion of all others and i'm pretty open 2 lots of types generally (uh well i am married so when i say open i mean like "oh yes i do find that particular woman attractive but i don't give a fuuuuuck beyond that") but something about a zaftig woman transforms me into a fucking tex avery cartoon (at least ~mentally~ i am v poised and composed irl)

it's not like i prefer one type 2 the exclusion of all others

This but generally tall, dark/red hair, T&A.

My type usually boils down to personality traits rather than physical ones.
But I do like shapely butts.

circular, triangular, or rectangular?

Not one, no, but I definitely do have a couple of types.

kindof freaked out abt how crush archetype this photo of phil collins is from the thread abt his new alb. i mean, this isnt ws, this is pretty much exactly what i wld go for lookswise irl tho.

http://deadmanparty.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/phil.jpg

give or take tambourine y kno

i mean, short 30 smth stocky/doughy guys, round face, receding hairline

i have a type, trying to figure out how to verbalize

tallish, light brown/blonde hair, baby face, athletic but not overly "strong" p much

for a while my type was fair-haired guys who were babyfaced and whose slightly untameable hair was balding prematurely, so that by 23 they looked 15 in a hat and late 30s not in one, but they were still letting it be just long enough to be wild and wispy still

some of these things are still true (except a few years older), but there isn't much of a pattern to the guys that turn my head lately except that they are slim-to-average, non-athletic and slightly geeky looking

feel kinda bad saying "hi i like guys to look like THIS" when i am basically not what anyone wants a woman to look like, but the question was asked

i like tall ppl

i always wanna b the taller one, but im not tall

I like tall ppl too and I like it when I dude can make me feel small which isn't very often tbh.

i love from butter pecan to blackberry molass

I am attracted to difft kind of people but they all fall under a couple different "types."

french vanilla butter pecan chocolate deluxe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV1kSq9vB9c

Met this chick named walnut whip
Nearly made me sick to the point of throwing up
So I called chocolate chip
With the sweet toffee crisp
And I still can't get enough

^^worst/best song ever

big round bums and beautiful, affecting smiles are pretty important to me--i don't think that counts as a type but so long as those are present i'm likely to be attracted.

i dont discriminate, i regulate every shade of the ass

I've been in more relationships with freckly redheads (just shy of gingerdom) than any other "type," though that's seldom what I look for when crushing on girls.

itt max keeping it really real

samosa otm, a great smile goes a loooong way.

max r u not only a client but also the player president?

if so, it's an honor, mr. president

actually...

im not a player

long as they show class and pass my test

(highly intelligent bachlorettes)

thats the best, i wont settle for less

do you prefer the woodcock-johnson or the WISC?

i have an independently-developed test

the funny thing about the woodcock-johnson test is that not only is it a real thing, but it is literally 3 euphemisms for dick in a row

like if u were at a slot machine and u got wood then cock then johnson, lots of lil coins would come out (also it would tell you what yr IQ is)

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING QUALITIES COULD BE SAID TO APPLY TO YOU (CHECK MORE THAN ONE IF NECESSARY):

- PENTHOUSE FREAK _
- FAT ASS AND BREASTS _
- BRUNETTE _
- UNFORGETTABLE SEX _
- ROUND _
- BROWN _
- LITTLE BROWN HAIRS _

I've changed my idea of what my type is so many times, I've finally had to admit that I don't have one. Sans penis, that's pretty much all I can say for sure. And even then, there's alcohol.

More seriously, I think "sharp" is a pretty consistent trend for me. That always means intelligent and quick-witted (at the risk of seeming self-aggrandizing), and it can also mean that you should keep your fingers away from the blade. Or both. Too often both.

I've always said that I don't much care for blondes, even during the times that I was dating one. (Though not out loud then.) I like dark hair, and I guess I prefer it shorter, but honestly I'm not going to be a big stickler for hair length on any part of the body. As for physical build, I think I can be easily trained to appreciate any body type. I'm a dirty little monkey.

if i ever marry a woman with a flat bum i will die an unsatisfied man

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1qsbiZT7Z1qz4b32o1_500.jpg

I've dated all sorts of girls, and obviously if our personalities click the other characteristics are much less relevant, but I guess I could say I'm most attracted to girls who are something like this:

* Short-haired and/or have some sort on non-girly hairstyle (mohawk, "boy cut", etc).
* Preferably chubby, not skinny.
* Have a loud voice, don't appear prudish and cuss often (I do too).
* Dress in a more masculine than feminine manner (loose pants, loose tees, sneakers, skull caps, etc). However, I find clothes with stripes, patterns, and strong colours more appealing than dark and black "rock/metal" type of clothes.
* Use makeup moderately or don't use it at all.
* Tattoos and piercings are a plus.

Basically I'm a lesbian woman trapped inside a man's body.

It is never intentional, but I've always been into "bigger" girls -- not into the thinner type as much (though I don't discriminate if the person is a good match). I love redheads too.

that book cover is amazing

wow yeah - butt book cover is a++

i guess my "type" is athletic women. when we first started dating, my wife -- who ran cross-country in school -- was running 13 miles a day on the beach.

That book cover is...I don't understand those panties...is the waistline really meant to bisect the crack? I mean A++ but

you mean a++ butt

a butt butt

released 6 august

Tall guys with a slightly bigger build sometimes even a bit of extra weight on them. Brown hair/blue eyes combo is a particular soft spot for me

Kenan can vouch for me here, ENBB.

Yes, as far as the physical description goes, that's straight on. He's also charming, great conversation, and a talented musician.

I do not know how hung he is, but I have not participated in this casual friendly group sex he seems to advocate.

I think ENBB is already spoken for...

http://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/b/bobo_willie_unodostre_101b.jpg

I've heard of Koala tacos but Koala Champagne!!!

lol that was not supposed to be on this thread but the turntable one. can someone fix this error?

willie bobo is not my type.

you have to squeeze the koala really really hard to get all the champagne to come out, huh

eucalyptus-y

It says "Kola", not Koala.

PS you could do worse nijoli!

seriously, ain't nothin wrong with willie bobo
http://images37.concordmusicgroup.com/artists/fullsize/WillieBobo.jpg

Yes, TUOMAS, there is a Koala Champagne. It exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Koala Champagnes. It would be as dreary as if there were no TUOMASES. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

holy lol

needed to be said