What Do Your Farts Smell Like?

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I think everyone has their own distinctive odor.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Sulfur	6
Hot Dogs	3
Strawberry	3
Onion rings	3
Other (Explain)	3
Sunshine	1
Old rotting cheese	1
Sweettarts	0
Reclaimed water	0
3 day old diaper	0
Fudge	0
Cow	0

― Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 8 May 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

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― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Saturday, 8 May 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

ellipses? wow!

― Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 8 May 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

Cattle Grind, not to stand in judgement or anything, but you sure do seem to think iltmi is actually I Love To Talk About Stuff That Comes Out of People's Asses

― brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 8 May 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

"reclaimed water"? Is that some homeopathy thing?

― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Saturday, 8 May 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)

Churchy.

― kkvgz, Sunday, 9 May 2010 11:28 (fifteen years ago)

where is option for "roses"?

― jagger edge (The Reverend), Sunday, 9 May 2010 11:49 (fifteen years ago)

At best, very little of note. At worst, a dumpster in July that's full of turpentine.

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Monday, 10 May 2010 06:01 (fifteen years ago)

ellipses? wow!

It's like that Bonnie Tyler song, "Total Ellipse of the Fart"

― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Monday, 10 May 2010 07:11 (fifteen years ago)

What do your groans smell like?

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Monday, 10 May 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

Turn around, shite eyes...

― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Monday, 10 May 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

Every now and then I do a shart.

― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Monday, 10 May 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

other (butter)

― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Monday, 10 May 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

Burning andouille sausage and maple leaves.

― a modest crowd, not jammed (Eazy), Monday, 10 May 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

your farts are a course at Alinea?

― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Monday, 10 May 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

Foam and all.

― a modest crowd, not jammed (Eazy), Monday, 10 May 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

Where's the option for "rotten eggs"?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

xp That would be "Sulfur" (sic)

― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:59 (fourteen years ago)

RIP. He was an assman.

― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:01 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

Jeeeesus, it's gotta be the beer I've been drinking. Sorry everyone. Told ya you should have given me my own office.

― fruitsbs (beachville), Friday, 20 April 2012 13:11 (thirteen years ago)

Jesus why did I click on this? I don't need to know this information.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 20 April 2012 13:23 (thirteen years ago)

didn't vote cause roses wasn't an option

― the late great, Friday, 20 April 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fuvi7AUfZPo

― yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Monday, 23 April 2012 06:27 (thirteen years ago)

Magic

― Badu and a sax run hand-in-hand (jjjusten), Monday, 23 April 2012 06:30 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

I don't know what I ate but my farts smell like cat shit.

― EZ Snappin, Friday, 21 June 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago)

sugar puffs? i don't recall eating sugar puffs

― #NOBS (electricsound), Friday, 21 June 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago)

I've been sick so it's mainly rice and cough medicine.

― EZ Snappin, Friday, 21 June 2013 03:15 (eleven years ago)

Totally read that as manly rice.

― StanM, Friday, 21 June 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago)

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