the contour of your penis is somewhat visible through your pants: classic or dud?

expecting an overwhelming "dud" but this is the case for my new pants and surprisingly i am kinda digging it

extremely classic, if i'm looking at you

lol word

this mostly depends on whether you are a 70's glam-rocker or not

depends on the penis

i'm working for my roommate buying back textbooks right now so i see like hundred of college dudes a day, a lot of whom are wearing revealing basketball shorts/sweatpants etc -- gives my day some purpose & also some risk (looking @ them)

i only notice this when i'm about to get off the metro and i see my crotch in the reflection, i readjust my pants but feel the inevitability of it just shifting back once i take a couple steps.

often wondered to what extent chicks dig this, but i never got around to surveying widely. i presume since so much fashion accentuates breasts, which guys dig checking out, and yet does not generally outline the penis, that chicks do not so much dig a penis clothed yet delineated. they do check out crotches tho right? so maybe here the hint is better than the answer in the casually checking out stakes.

depends on the penis

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Monday, May 10

this seems like a good answer

the other day i saw a guy walking around in too-tight pants like this and yeah i stared at his crotch but the answer to your question is it just makes me assume ur gay

"contour"

why leave it up to the imagination?

Important trends in fashion part 1: PENIS PANTS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRpWnK6Rg3E

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just so we have a reference point

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bruce -_-

my current setup is more 'sticky fingers' than 'penis pants' tbh

further ref

http://i42.tinypic.com/2h66df4.jpg

I had that copied and ready to paste, but upon looking at it closely I was like "wait is that even fucking real?" and thought I'd just been duped all these years

it's the angle that's crazy. that looks like some agonizing siderod

it is a transformer

got you all in check btw

http://duckside.mandarinaduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/davidjeans.jpg

Michelangelo's David couldn't produce a contour even if it tried

ice BURN, statue, eat it!

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Shit, I guess David could maybe pull off a ballsack contour

Z S I think you have come to this thread today with booing in your heart

also pretty sure David is a grower, you should see what happens when a chick with no arms rolls by on a cart

those balls would barely make a dent

i don't think the joy of the contour of your penis being somewhat visible through your pants is like, inviting people to look at your cock and enjoying that. more like, that sort of openness is hilarious and fun once you get past the shame? kind of the same way as someone openning the door while you're changing into your swimsuit can be a silly great moment if you're in the right company. obviously at that moment you're not revelling in someone else's amazement at the sight of your penis, it's the mutual terror at the moment of realization.

my pants are more of a wilful exhibitionism (although i can't really return them at this point and they cost like fifty bucks) and also is probably pretty constant, but it's a similar kind of feeling.

pix?

http://i40.tinypic.com/4gllwi.jpg

that's after the armless babe wheels by; barely discernable

holy shit, someone marked that first David pic I posted (just the straight up David) as offensive!

I never noticed before that David's right leg is being attacked by huge geoducks

think this is kinda grossly aggressive idk

Ha Harbl - I was going to post that Bruce pic as an example of one of the few times this is ever OK. On young Bruce and certain rock stars maybe but on yr real life average guy? Big dud.

http://ladymarjorie.blogia.com/upload/20061125170414-tom-of-finland.jpg

classic

so over the winter my gf and i went skiing for the first time ever--we made a big deal about what to wear but i got dressed in the dark and long story short i wore girls sweatpants (with ski pants over them) and am now the owner of these sweatpants because i fell a lot and put a hole in them and bled everywhere.

the sweatpants are super comfortable--sometimes i wear them around the house but it's disconcerting as hell to go into the bathroom to brush my teeth or whatever and there's this *outline*

lol

wau

sweatpants are god's gift to penis outlines

Yeah but dudes most likely to wear sweatpants in public are often the last ppl whose dicks you want to see even if it's just an outline. ;_;

well that's cuz you aren't in college atm

hmmmm maybe although I'm pretty anti sweatpants in public - even on college dudes

except maybe at the gym or in another athletic setting. that might be ok. still anti-outline though. maybe I just like the element of surprise. idk.

i mean, i would on principle not date a dude who was all wearing sweatpants in public -- but hot slacker/fratty types sometimes will go out in sweatpants and it's nice 4 looking

fyi: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090121150152AA9L6DB

j0rdan otm, this is a fun part of being on campus

OK maybe guys who like guys are most likely to enjoy this than girls who like guys? Idk - most times I notice this is sorta skeeves me out rather than turns me on.

http://blog.wfmu.org/photos/uncategorized/eldridgecleaverpants_1.jpg

i'm working for my roommate buying back textbooks right now so i see like hundred of college dudes a day, a lot of whom are wearing revealing basketball shorts/sweatpants etc -- gives my day some purpose & also some risk (looking @ them)― J0rdan S.

It's people like you that made me never want to join a swim team when I was younger

uh oh

"The contour of your penis is somewhat visible through your cling-film trousers," I point out to him. Regrettably no more cling-film remains to cover up your immodesty."

Roy Orbison raises his trademark dark glasses to his forehead and surveys his bulging triumph. His eyes dance with the reflection of sun-drenched cellophane and perhaps a glimmer of joy. "Ah, never mind it," says Roy consolingly. "One does not value cling-film trousers for their modest appearance."

For once I am glad that I have run out of cling-film. Or have I?

i hate to think that captainlorax was deprived of the foundation he needed to MAKE IT TO THE OLYMPICS simply on account of closeted homo teenagers whose lone sexual solace in life was the visible penis lines of their peers

i don't mind gay people, as long as they don't stare at the contour of my penis somewhat visible through my speedo

extremely classic, if i'm looking at you

more like peek cocks amirite

lol idk maybesometimes shut up O_O

today i was returning books and as i was leaving i saw this incredibly hot frat guy in line w/ sweatpants on and i played this game. and then he lifted up his shirt to reveal the most beautiful abs in the world and it was like i was looking at his naked body. i had to sit down.

why did he lift his shirt up

to wipe his face

he was sweaty

I hate to think that captainlorax was deprived of the foundation he needed to MAKE IT TO THE OLYMPICS simply on account of closeted homo teenagers whose lone sexual solace in life was the visible penis lines of their peers― J0rdan S

Don't flatter yourself, I don't want anyone looking at my penis contour. Speedos are disgusting

How can I explain this to you. It's like when a girl doesn't like it when guys stare at her breasts so she purposely wears clothing that doesn't draw focus to them. I know this scenario might seem far fetched but there it is

wait, you have breasts?

eyes are free to roam where they please iirc but there's nothing wrong with people being creeped out by that in some cases, kind of inevitable and not really anyone's fault

I agree. There is nothing wrong with people being creeped out by folk who accidentally or purposely stare at someone's goods.

yah honestly always feel hella self-conscious when im swimming @ school in my new bathing suit

otoh i totally check out swimmer dudes junk so

when you're packing major heat (read: big dong), the contour defies any couture. As I step off the subway and onto the platform all the ladies (and gay dudes) part way and lower their wayfarers, bewildered and in awe at the mystery just revealed unto them.

gross

giant packages that make ppl who see them literally split in half = dud

when you're packing major heat (read: big dong)

thanks for the clarification here, really thought you were talking about

http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fun-cooker.jpg

GIS for "major heat" will ruin yr day

I don't get anything except pit bulls?

and weather maps and yes, of course I had to do it

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^actually made my day a little brighter

I got this dude

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/CankeredRose/41.jpg

college girls in sweatpants = ugh gross
college dudes in sweatpants = keep it schwangin

double standard, i know

someone convince me that a "the contour of your pants is somewhat visible through your penis: classic or dud?" parody thread would be a bad idea

― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 1:10 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dan i am so glad you post here because no one else would come up with things like this

college girls in sweatpants = ugh gross
^^^^
addendum, however:
college girls in those really short 'athletic' shorts = kiu

classic thread

wow, i wrote a bizarre post in here. thank you, experimental study stims.

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all night, etc.

depends on the penis

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Monday, May 10, 2010 8:07 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i stand by my statement

STONE COLD CLASSIC!

i'm working for my roommate buying back textbooks right now so i see like hundred of college dudes a day, a lot of whom are wearing revealing basketball shorts/sweatpants etc -- gives my day some purpose & also some risk (looking @ them)

I live on a street with major pedestrian traffic between a gym and the beach/running path/driving range and the volume of outrageously freely-flopping dicks in nylon shorts is unbelievable. I'm not complaining, and I think even Lorax would take notice - a straight male friend has commented on the display more than once.

and he's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
free-flopping

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robert's plant

a bustle in his hedgerow

alarmed now

There are two paths you can go by.
Either stuff it down the right leg or the left leg.

a bustle in his hedgerow

― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 1:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

alarmed now

― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 1:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IRL LOLs

foreground: huge dong
background: huge gong

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