Sorry for another urinal related thread, but I'm just wondering - what is the deal with guys who flush the urinal as they piss? Like, they walk up to it, they get ready to go, there's a pregnant pause, and then they reach up and flush the urinal as they go, and if it's finished flushing and they're still going, they flush it AGAIN, and so on, until they're done. Is the reasoning really that they're sparing the rest of the room the sound of the pee hitting the urinal, I guess? Were these men beaten as children because their pee made noise or something? wtf?
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Friday, 14 May 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)
maybe the running water reduces splashback? dunno, never experienced this happening
― urkel pit (electricsound), Friday, 14 May 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)
yeah me neither - Z S are you sure the people in question are not.... you?
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Friday, 14 May 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, this is a thing I used to see/hear people do back in school. I think some people who are pee-shy are helped by the sound of running water.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 14 May 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)
it's like a race
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)
The "hero realizes that the person flushing the urinal all the time is actually himself" ending was the original twist in the 6th Sense, until a last second editorial change
― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Friday, 14 May 2010 03:34 (fifteen years ago)
Because it's more fun that way.
― mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Friday, 14 May 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)
I do it, but not before the flow begins. I do it right before it ends so no one hears the last few drip drip drips of piss.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 May 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)
what abt ppl who don't guide their dicks and just let 'em hang, hands at their sides? noticed this today. i think these guys are frontin.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 14 May 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)
that sounds.. dangerous
― urkel pit (electricsound), Friday, 14 May 2010 04:32 (fifteen years ago)
i can't pee in urinals
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)
i read in esquire tho that it's a gay thing
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)
You know, with all of the strange things I've had to do at work, I've never had to hold a guy's dick while he pisses. Thank God.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 14 May 2010 05:44 (fifteen years ago)
So rules you out for the vacancy as LJ's butler then...
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Saturday, 15 May 2010 10:33 (fifteen years ago)
I think people flush first on the (high) probability that the disgusting savage before you may not have done so.
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 15 May 2010 12:42 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ this is why i have done it. b/c i've looked down to see cigarette butts soaking in cold stale urine, and i don't want it to splash back on my peen
― ampersand (remy bean), Saturday, 15 May 2010 12:45 (fifteen years ago)
it's like a reflex action
i've looked down to see cigarette butts soaking in cold stale urine, and i don't want it to splash back on my peen
eh, don't knock it til you try it
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 15 May 2010 12:45 (fifteen years ago)
was pissin in the urinal at a gay club the other night and there was a strip of mirror running the full length of the wall and was at just the perfect height for all the guys to see each others' dicks.
― Fetchboy, Saturday, 15 May 2010 12:54 (fifteen years ago)
flush rush
― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
there was a strip of mirror running the full length of the wall and was at just the perfect height for all the guys to see each others' dicks.
Thank goodness women exist to keep us from being complete animals.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)