According to my own Mormon sister-in-law, no less – her bishop got some of the more unruly college boys to bite balls off of some sheep, as a dare/prank. My brother (her husband) said he'd heard similar things. They're both honest enough, and prudish enough, to make me think they're not making this up. Any other backwoods ppl have a line on this?
― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
She did not know how old the sheep were, or who owned the sheep, or whether this was a common procedure for castrating sheep.
― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:18 (fourteen years ago)
Eh this is a bona fide method of castration ime
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago)
No dare/prank involved, in other words
Ppl just chomp 'em off? Or is it a more nuanced process?
― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago)
Using dull instruments (teeth) mounted in a pit of germs (the human mouth) to perform surgery = sounds just like something a church would think up.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago)
Well, I 'll give you a few minutes to come up with some way to add 'nuance' to the process.
Frankly, I'll be impressed if you succeed.
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
Well what I was thinking would count as nuance is maybe you held the lamb, or such, with say your left arm, and with your right arm you cauterized the place where once the balls were after removing them? Isn't bleeding a problem? This seems like a really imprecise process.
― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago)
Also it seems terribly undignified for the poor sheep. As for men who want to bite testis off a sheep, I'm saying nothing.
― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
Or women!
Now I think of it, it may have been pigs.
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago)
do you do them one at a time?
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
what?
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago)
oh, right- no, AFAIR
i thought you were asking one pig at a time, which was a bit wtf.
I hope this is done when they're lil' piglets, bcz grown-up pigs have like giant comedy balls.
― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:32 (fourteen years ago)
I will be sure to ask and report back.
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago)
http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=375251
― coalition in the music and we're never going to lose it (tomofthenest), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago)
Jesus (and some traumatized sheep) wept
― Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago)
i am at least glad they don't actually bite them off.
― Thaksin Albert Shinawatra (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago)
what in the hell
― Fantasy Suites aren't (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago)
her bishop got some of the more unruly college boys to bite balls off of some sheep, as a dare/prank
Can we go back to this for a second?
Like, everything about this sentence is http://drlillianglassbodylanguageblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/jon-wide-eyed.jpg
― Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago)
John, you remember that the H0ffm4ns had sheep? And their daughters had huge chompers? Maybe this explains why!
hmmmmmmmm
― Fantasy Suites aren't (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago)
"We came to America with our hearts open..."
"With our minds open..."
"You came to America to bite the testicles off of sheep."
― Fantasy Suites aren't (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago)
holy lol
― Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago)
#763 in my series of jokes that only dan will get
― Fantasy Suites aren't (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago)
thus concludes today's installment of "Dan and John make inside jokes about high school shit"
xp: lololol
― Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 20:42 (fourteen years ago)