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Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The zipper

― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (sixteen years ago)

The silent squeaker

― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (sixteen years ago)

The kickapoo kid

― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:34 (sixteen years ago)

Splut butt

― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:36 (sixteen years ago)

The miasma

― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

The ricochet

― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

Stepped on a frog

― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:41 (sixteen years ago)

Stepped on a duck

― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:42 (sixteen years ago)

piano down the steps

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:49 (sixteen years ago)

the lost puppy

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (sixteen years ago)

family reunion

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:53 (sixteen years ago)

the cattle grind

― poutrock (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

fire in the hole

― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

(the butthole)

― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

complaining girlfriend

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:56 (sixteen years ago)

the Firebombing of Dresden

― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:11 (sixteen years ago)

hestia's welcome

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:12 (sixteen years ago)

The Gatling

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

The Squeaker

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:24 (sixteen years ago)

The Wilhelm

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:25 (sixteen years ago)

The Potsdamer Blatts

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:26 (sixteen years ago)

The Fog That Turns You Inside-Out

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:29 (sixteen years ago)

The Green Isopropyl

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:32 (sixteen years ago)

The Grinch

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:33 (sixteen years ago)

La Cucaracha

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:34 (sixteen years ago)

Gorgeous George

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:37 (sixteen years ago)

the actually i'm pooping

― gbx, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:38 (sixteen years ago)

parting the red sea

― ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (sixteen years ago)

The Fred Gwynne

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:40 (sixteen years ago)

Scherzo

― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:42 (sixteen years ago)

The Girder

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:43 (sixteen years ago)

The Unhappy Birthday

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:44 (sixteen years ago)

The Red Telephone

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:46 (sixteen years ago)

the showdown at the apollo

― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (sixteen years ago)

the edo period

― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:47 (sixteen years ago)

The Divorce Catalyst

― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:48 (sixteen years ago)

The Indian Burial Ground

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (sixteen years ago)

The Footlong

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (sixteen years ago)

The Secret of Al Capone's Vault

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:50 (sixteen years ago)

closely related to: The Houdidni

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

the bourne ultimatum

― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

The Heathcliff Earnshaw

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:53 (sixteen years ago)

The Freddy Krueger

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:54 (sixteen years ago)

the lifter puller

― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

The Prestige

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

the actually i'm pooping

Sometimes things are the most vivid when they're straighforward.

― frozen cookie (Abbott), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:56 (sixteen years ago)

That's called "The Brown Note"

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:58 (sixteen years ago)

The Prospector

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:59 (sixteen years ago)

the manifest destiny

― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (sixteen years ago)

The Fantastic Four

― Pazuzu's petals (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:00 (sixteen years ago)

The Kooky lend me your comb

― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 August 2022 03:51 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elsx60Y0WF0

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 7 August 2022 11:41 (four years ago)

six months pass...

The Everything Must Go

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 17:19 (three years ago)

The Banshees of Inisherin

― عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 17:45 (three years ago)

Assy But Classy

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 17:45 (three years ago)

contain the swamp

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 18:00 (three years ago)

The Small Faces

― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 18:04 (three years ago)

The "That blast came from the Deathstar!"

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 19:04 (three years ago)

Fartman is in Trouble

― calstars, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 19:56 (three years ago)

The Tãr

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 12 February 2023 23:13 (three years ago)

ouch

― calstars, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 20:53 (three years ago)

I'm sure not going to be the one who cites that other best picture nominee that's nominated for just 2 Oscars that, in the act of citing in this thread, would get me canceled

― عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 20:56 (three years ago)

the Carrol O'Connor

― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 20:59 (three years ago)

The spy balloon

― nashwan, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 23:01 (three years ago)

The Union of The Snake

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 February 2023 03:54 (three years ago)

three months pass...

Beaded Air

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 June 2023 00:39 (three years ago)

seven months pass...

The Zone of Interest

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 00:51 (two years ago)

Who are these mysterious voices from the past?

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, January 25, 2024 11:29 PM (six seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

― ꙮ (map), Thursday, 25 January 2024 23:31 (two years ago)

the backstage pass

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 January 2024 23:37 (two years ago)

also lol ofc

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 January 2024 23:38 (two years ago)

Rolling Thunder

― calstars, Friday, 26 January 2024 00:13 (two years ago)

The Crossfire Hurricane

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 January 2024 00:29 (two years ago)

Back to Basics (just 4 turds in a bowl)

― calstars, Friday, 26 January 2024 00:41 (two years ago)

The mountains goats

― H.P, Friday, 26 January 2024 01:39 (two years ago)

The Zone of Interest

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, January 24, 2024 12:51 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

may i suggest the full citation?

The Zone of Interest (2023), dir. Jonathan Glazer

― ꙮ (map), Friday, 26 January 2024 11:40 (two years ago)

The Full Citation

― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 26 January 2024 12:18 (two years ago)

The Smattering of Applause

― Briania, Friday, 26 January 2024 15:52 (two years ago)

The Faulty Churro Machine

― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2024 18:04 (two years ago)

Forced encore

― calstars, Friday, 26 January 2024 18:52 (two years ago)

Little Boy

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 26 January 2024 19:35 (two years ago)

"Don't Come Around Here No More"

― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 January 2024 19:36 (two years ago)

the string of pearls

― what followed the axes was just the beginning (cat), Friday, 26 January 2024 20:08 (two years ago)

The Just Ken

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 January 2024 22:02 (two years ago)

pazuzu

― peace, man, Thursday, 8 February 2024 22:25 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKC8-j8_U7U

― calstars, Thursday, 8 February 2024 22:27 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

The Teardrop Explodes

― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 18:20 (two years ago)

The Booming Post

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 18:56 (two years ago)

nine months pass...

The Completely Smooth Mars Bar

― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 22 December 2024 17:56 (one year ago)

21-gun salute

― calstars, Sunday, 22 December 2024 18:36 (one year ago)

four months pass...

"coasting on, like, Korn vapors"

― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 18 May 2025 19:41 (one year ago)

Early Morning Rain

Bitter Green

Sundown

Black Day In July

That’s What You Get For Loving Me

― cat, I farted (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 18 May 2025 20:58 (one year ago)

trodden duck

― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 May 2025 23:03 (one year ago)

Time, Love, and Tenderness

― calstars, Monday, 19 May 2025 02:06 (one year ago)

Hufflepuff

― Evan, Monday, 19 May 2025 02:40 (one year ago)

four months pass...

best fart content i've seen in a good long while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ2ynDrvJMs

― budo jeru, Friday, 26 September 2025 22:51 (eleven months ago)

sushi:japan::broke my back:spinal

― brimstead, Saturday, 27 September 2025 00:06 (eleven months ago)

six months pass...

The Sulphur Spring

― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 April 2026 01:28 (five months ago)

the lockdown drill

― humancalculator8, Sunday, 3 May 2026 15:52 (four months ago)

the air b and b

― Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 3 May 2026 16:40 (four months ago)

🌟

― trm (tombotomod), Sunday, 3 May 2026 16:48 (four months ago)


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