OralIntercourseButtHandWhacking OffOther (please specify)
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 21 May 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago)
well, fuck, I don't know how to make polls
I'll tell you what I do know how to do though
wait, no I won't
put it in the butt?
― gil (omarion's cousin), Friday, 21 May 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago)
I predict that oral will win although I will not be voting for it myself.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 21 May 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9IXZR4cbSE
― Face Book (dyao), Friday, 21 May 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago)
can an iltmi mod please make this an actual poll
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 21 May 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago)
I'm gonna give it a shot . . .
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 21 May 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago)
sorry, Aero, no can do
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 21 May 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago)
I would just like to say how much I resent this trending iltmi meme of me being the guy who's all about butts
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:00 (fourteen years ago)
Hmmmm I can't figure out how! I am a shitty mod. Sorry. :(
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:00 (fourteen years ago)
It's not you, E, changing a non-poll thread into a poll just can't be done. Sorry Mr. Smith!
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:05 (fourteen years ago)
that's all right
we don't actually need a poll to take sides on stuff
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago)
I'll side with my pole
― mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:10 (fourteen years ago)
for a second there I thought the title of dyao's video was "fruit butt sex." further anal-ysis cleared up my confusion, but now I'm afraid I'll be plagued for life with a bizarre mental association between fruit bats and tush sex.
― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:11 (fourteen years ago)
If you give up whacking off, you leave yourself pretty dependent on your partner. But if you're OK with a lifetime of beej's, then that's OK. But then there's sex-sex.
― mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:12 (fourteen years ago)
^^^ well this begs a question about the "oral" option: does it include giving & receiving? oral voters kinda get more variety if that's the case
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago)
ditto on "butt" option, depending on your orientation
wait i don't want it in my butt!
― gil (omarion's cousin), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:16 (fourteen years ago)
xpost - so what you're saying is that you'd like to be stranded on a desert island with Beth Ditto & have lots and lots of buttsex with her? that should be a poll option in itself, imho.
― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago)
so glad he didn't say ditko
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago)
can I just say that you guys are weird
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago)
guess I should have included "imagining underrated aerosmith as a huge advocate of anal sex" among your "preferred types of sex" options, as it would have won in a landslide
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago)
so what you're saying is that you'd like to be stranded on a desert island with Beth Ditto & have lots and lots of buttsex with her?
well uh
― poutrock (electricsound), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago)
"imagining underrated aerosmith as a huge advocate of anal sex"
ok can we make this a default/catch-all option in all future ilx polls? "other (specify)" just doesn't do it for me lately.
― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:32 (fourteen years ago)