Girlfriend was playing with my balls during oral sex a few nights ago, and every time she'd lick the boys I'd get a little spasm like an electrical shock. Completely new and completely awesome. Not yet replicated - so all I can think of is static electricity between her tongue and my balls - but neither of us got zapped on a doorknob or anything else that night.
Internet is no use (amazingly "girlfriend licking balls electrical shocks" is not a useful Google phrase), so I turn to ILTMI. Anyone have an idea WTF was going on and how I can make it happen again?
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:32 (sixteen years ago)
For a bonus, the first result for "static electricity cunnilingus" is
How to Remove Static Electricity - wikiHowApr 22, 2010 ... wikiHow article about How to Remove Static Electricity.www.wikihow.com › ... › Electrical Maintenance - Cached - Similar
Which would be a pretty awesome way to remove static electricity, I guess.
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:33 (sixteen years ago)
Anyone have an idea WTF was going on and how I can make it happen again?
no, and they sell toys for this kind of thing
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 May 2010 06:54 (sixteen years ago)
hahaha Jordan
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 11:27 (sixteen years ago)
You need to be grounded.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 11:35 (sixteen years ago)
sounds like she was just hitting a nerve?
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 11:37 (sixteen years ago)
Become a 'looner
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 11:37 (sixteen years ago)
(that is, someone who has a thing about balloons - plenty of static electricity then)
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 11:38 (sixteen years ago)
wear leather-soled dress shoes on a shag carpet for a while beforehand
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:32 (sixteen years ago)
tie a kite to your balls on a story day.
― No disre but maryanne hobbs is peng trust me (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:34 (sixteen years ago)
stormy even
― No disre but maryanne hobbs is peng trust me (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:36 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.dezignaweb.com/seenontv/images/anti_static_balls.jpg
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:39 (sixteen years ago)
worst Playdays episode yet
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:41 (sixteen years ago)
i fucking loved playbus
― No disre but maryanne hobbs is peng trust me (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:43 (sixteen years ago)
wonder what DBP is up to these days.
There was that old Music & Movement record about balls.
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:43 (sixteen years ago)
all of that shit was burned into my mind as a youth. proper kids' tv.
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:44 (sixteen years ago)
lazytown ftw, tho
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:45 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.davebensonphillips.co.uk/dancingdave.htm
― No disre but maryanne hobbs is peng trust me (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:45 (sixteen years ago)
this is going to ruin my childhood, isn't it
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:49 (sixteen years ago)
no, just enhance it!
― No disre but maryanne hobbs is peng trust me (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:50 (sixteen years ago)
xp "dance move" #1 especially
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:50 (sixteen years ago)
hahahahaha oh dear
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:52 (sixteen years ago)
huh huh huh huh!
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:52 (sixteen years ago)
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ow!
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:55 (sixteen years ago)