OK, so I'm working on something where the punch line is going to be the name of a certain grind band whose name is very funny to say if you have a puerile sense of humor, which I do. I end up at a wikipedia page for the practice from which this band takes its name. DO NOT GO TO THE ACTUAL PARENT PAGE WITH IMAGES TURNED ON UNLESS YOU ARE PRETTY DAMN HARDCORE OR LIKE TO LOL AT PENISES IN DISTRESS. But I see this "listen to this article" link and I click it. (Link leads to an audio file, no unsafe work images but v. unsafe url text & obv. content.)
I have not laughed this hard in a long time. I really only made it through the first thirty seconds, the relish this guy is audibly taking in reading the entry is so beautiful. No disrespect intended to anybody who's into this ok.
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago)
He sounds almost jolly about this!
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago)
I like his reading of the contents.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago)
"bawlll stretcher!"
^^^ my #1 lol moment so far
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago)
hahahaha
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
The reader: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Alabaster_Constantine_III
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago)
"Testicle Cuff" had me guffawing but yeah this is incredible, possibly even better than Ginsberg's Please Master
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago)
possibly? definitely
ok new DN you guys
― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago)
loooool
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago)
lol @ "testicle CUFF!"
― Marni and Louboutin: coming to Tuesdays this fall on FOX (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago)
lol, the parachute is giving him problems
― Marni and Louboutin: coming to Tuesdays this fall on FOX (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago)
I am right now listening mixed in low under a recent Resident Advisor mix by Reboot so basically I live in an awesome 80s nightclub at the moment
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
btw wtf at all of this stuff
― Marni and Louboutin: coming to Tuesdays this fall on FOX (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
piano house track kicking in @ "parachute," lols for days
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago)
ok I am super-bummed that some of the related articles don't also have "listen to this article" options
who will step up to the plate for the lols of all
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago)
where's that vocaliser website
― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vanilla_sex.ogg
^^ This guy's accent makes him seem appropriately dignified & bland (not exceptionally lolsome though).
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago)
I see you workin', acoleuthic
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago)
this + Modeselektor's Body Language mix = WAU
― Marni and Louboutin: coming to Tuesdays this fall on FOX (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago)
lol for me parachute lines up with the "Lick Shots" instrumental, this is awesome
― Marni and Louboutin: coming to Tuesdays this fall on FOX (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago)
oh yes
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago)
THIS IS A GOLD MINE OF SAMPLE MATERIAL
― Marni and Louboutin: coming to Tuesdays this fall on FOX (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago)
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v973DefYcll5XYgK6
― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago)
more submissions upon request y'all
― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago)
Oh you made my husband choke on his pot smoke, LJ.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago)
Feel free to use that as the blurb when you release a CD of this.
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vi4cNx9HqBNa9VlZ9
slightly hammed-up
― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:42 (fourteen years ago)
argh it chops off the end - you will never hear me say 'sex and the city' in a tone of refined disgust
― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago)
holy lol
― Marni and Louboutin: coming to Tuesdays this fall on FOX (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago)
the cutoff makes it funnier
― Marni and Louboutin: coming to Tuesdays this fall on FOX (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago)
lj the ass worship one was for the ages, you are a #1 dude (although I would have thought by now you would be on the "I think I won't put that up online" school of thought)
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago)
hey, it's just words y'know
might do one more. pity that 'erotic lactation' is way too long to fit in
― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago)
what does it say about me that the biggest question on my mind after listening to this is "why would you need martial arts skills to knee or kick someone in the balls?"
― Image: electrostimulation applied on a penis (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago)
ok would you like to hear my American Rap or my Mark E Smith version of "Ass to mouth"
― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago)
Mark E Smith, plz
― Image: electrostimulation applied on a penis (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago)
fine, but never speak of this website or thread again
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vt8fGA6RlTYTPVk2O
― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago)
ARSE TO GOB
― Image: electrostimulation applied on a penis (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago)
this Wikipedia article most enrage the people behind All Tomorrow's Parties
― Image: electrostimulation applied on a penis (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago)
:D I thought that too
― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN4qs-dZ1Zg
I also now have this stuck in my head with very different lyrics
― Image: electrostimulation applied on a penis (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago)
:D
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago)
Ass to mouthI begged you batheAss to mouthI'm tonguin' your bootay
― Image: electrostimulation applied on a penis (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago)
dying here
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago)
holy hell lj, great job
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago)
roy lichtenstein and big black, you are cordially invited to weep and weep and weep
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Illustration_of_anal_bead_use.svg
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:04 (fourteen years ago)
aaaaahahahahaha
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago)
tamtam i tht ur dn was a reference 2 this thread, worth a revive tho just for the link in the 1st post
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 04:40 (fourteen years ago)
No, but it fits the thread:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pussy.ogg
― Pussy.ogg (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago)
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago)
and here I was thinking CBT was just Cognitive Behavioral Therapy all this time
― ENBB, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago)
savages
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 04:47 (fourteen years ago)
Ok the vanilla sex one is sort of incredible. The guy makes things like "frottage" sound positively poetic.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago)
Excellent synopsis of The Humpty Dance here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_Dance
The classic Regulate synopsis was taken down last autumn, inspiring this excellent retort: "Active banana is a humorless idiot and should stop ruining funny, informative articles in non-serious subjects. Getting laid/smoking marijuana might also ease his anal-retentive tendencies." Wikipedia got beef.
― Strictly vote-splitting (DL), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 09:45 (thirteen years ago)
On August 23, 2011 he announced on Daily Grape that he is retiring from wine video blogging.[8]
this fuckin guy.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 March 2013 06:29 (twelve years ago)