It's summer! Who's naked?

I know I am. Get out of a lukewarm shower, put the towel down in the chair, and just let it all sag. Awww yeah.

To hell with air conditioning.

i am fully dressed and have a clothes pin clipped to my nose.

But I just showered! I even changed the cat box. Really, there's no need for the clothespin.

have a clothespin over each eye

Ow.

i have a clothespin...

List your favorite compound words here.

1. Clothespin
2. Nutsack

clothespin annoys me, i prefer the look and rhythm of clothes pin even though it's not strictly correct. i dislike how quite a lot of compound words look and sound. i also don't like hyphens much.

it's a clothespeg anyway

I like how it has "spin" on the end of it. Makes it all whirlygiggy.

that's the main thing i don't like, i prefer the pinched precision of pin.

I put pants on, btw. It's a goddamn shame, but I did. It's 65F out with a 12mph wind from the north. It's fresh air time, not naked time. Maybe later today. I will of course keep you all posted.

xpost But don't you see? A clothes pin is just a kind of pin. A clothespin is a contraption.

i'm against contraptions.

Maybe it depends on if you have the springy kind or the old fashioned.

3. Clothspin
4. Nutesack

I thought a clothespin was a washing machine.

...see, because when the spin cycle oh forget it.

now i'm wondering if nutsack should be left intact.

I messed up. nuts, ack!

http://www.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2009/07/31/1249061414-_cathy.jpg

"I can't eat nuts! I'm on a diet! ACK!"

Nutesack sounds like Rocky Mountain Oysters prepared ala lutefisk, with rubbing it in lye and burying it for 20 years or however they make lutefisk.

i don't understand sitting around naked. i mean, i sit around in boxers, sure. but naked? whenever i do that i just feel like i'm about to wack off and that's not how i like to feel on like a consistent basis in my home

I understand, in a way. There is an awareness of something being... I dunno... unwrapped. Like a Pepperidge Farm summer sausage. But don't worry, it won't dry out. You get used to it pretty quickly.

Play a really involving video game for 15 minutes, and I promise you'll forget all about it.

depends on the videogame

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a6/CustersRevenge.jpg

That will only make you curse your penis, and all others like it.

whenever i do that i just feel like i'm about to wack off and that's not how i like to feel on like a consistent basis in my home

Then where?

lol. i mean, i just think there's an element of like self-love in wanting to be naked with yourself all the time. i don't always feel like that. don't me wrong, i love myself just fine, but not in that way, all the time.

I figured out a long time ago that the cat could care less. And it's hot.

i just think there's an element of like self-love in wanting to be naked with yourself all the time

It's not like I have a mirror in front of me the whole time or something. Or anything like acceptable posture. I pick my nose sometimes without pants on, too.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I use a tissue!

Well, eventually.

I figured out a long time ago that the cat could care less.

How much less?

i don't understand sitting around naked. i mean, i sit around in boxers, sure. but naked? whenever i do that i just feel like i'm about to wack off and that's not how i like to feel on like a consistent basis in my home

― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Thursday, May 27, 2010 11:53 AM (1 week ago) [IP: 98.113.161.8] Bookmark

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Yeah, I don't do the fully naked thing much unless I'm about to go to bed or something but sometimes it's just too hot for clothes. Just did the dishes in my underwear iirc because the air conditioners aren't in yet and it's an oven up in the joint.

I have a friend who is pretty much always naked when he's at home. So much so that I have call and make sure he's dressed before I go over. It's kind of weird.

None of my chairs have the right kind of upholstery to sit on naked & feel ok.

I never sit right on the chair. Towels are key for so many naked activities, including just sitting.